Iggy Doonican

What a complete and utter twat. Is he a disgruntled Man United fan definitely not or just someone who's trying to make a few quid by selling cheap shit to people who don't know any better. And before anyone says it's only Man United who cares if a fuckwitt like that turned up on the Fulham Road he wouldn't last five minutes.

José Mourinho to replace GodEx-Chelsea manager José Mourinho has revealed that he has been offered the position of God and intends to start in the New Year. “It is big honour for me,” said the prickly Portuguese. “But is bigger honour for whole of mankind to have Special One in charge. I hope to return human race to former glories.” Mourinho had been linked with the position of God ever since God resigned following a disappointing 4.5 billion years in charge that saw countless wars, devastating famines, natural disasters, itchy jumpers, and the Transformers film franchise – particularly the second one. Whilst he won’t be in charge for what is traditionally a tricky Christmas period, Mr Mourinho is expected to be watching closely how the human race performs with a view to making any changes in the New Year. The news has largely been greeted warmly by fans of the human race. “Well, it’s a new boss for me, which will be a challenge,” said Pope Francis in response to the appointment. “But I’m excited to see what a younger man can do, and he’ll certainly have my full support with whatever ideas he tries to introduce.” Mr Mourinho is expected to do pretty well for a few years and then fall out with the whole of humanity and be replaced by Carlo Ancelotti.

Had a mate I worked with blind as a bat who we called Colonel Blink. Beano and Dandy were a load of old shit Topper and the Beezer now your talking F.B.

Ha ha no mate it's taken from an old British comic strip called Colonel Blink. Got to say I've never seen or heard of a show called Survivor.

When I first heard their song Survivor I thought it was '' I'm a bus driver''.

The more you think it about it F.B. the weirder it becomes. Getting Arnesen and Kenyon who were the top people in their field at the time with impeccable credentials to getting some non entity who played half a dozen times for Notts County and coached a woman's team in the States. There's hope for Trevor Aylott yet mate ha ha

Got a mate who supports Fulham reckons Hughes acted all Billy Big Bollocks as soon as he walked through the door. Made a load of diva like demands including that his office wasn't big enough. Whatever you think of Roy Hodgson getting Fulham to the Europa League final was a remarkable achievement and he left them in a pretty healthy state. Love Hughesy as a player and he's a boyhood Chelsea fan but to be honest I don't think he's quite up to managing an elite club.

Choppy waters ahead in 2016 no doubt about it.

Ahhh go on your Blue Daze ahhh go on.

Hiddink doesn't leave everywhere he manages in turmoil and hasn't turned a championship winning team to one hovering above the relegation zone in the space of five months. He also won't get rid of his flair players or try and turn them into James Milner.

I need a translator for this

Big problems for the next couple of years I'm afraid. No European football and a team that has to be broken up as soon as possible. Out Ivan, Costa, Fabregas, Cahill, Terry, Oscar, Mikel, Pedro, Ramires, Matic. To be replaced by a mixture of transfers and young hungry kids. The proposed Bridge redevelopment could be the East Stand fiasco from the 70's happening again. Crowds could dwindle we are advertising on the radio about ticket availability for the Scunthorpe game this could be a regular thing if we are a mid table team. The move to Wembley has me worried we could quite easily get smaller crowds then we currently get at the Bridge which would be fucking embarrassing and make us a laughing stock for other fans especially Tottenham. Ok I'm posting a worse case scenario here but I am genuinely worried. I've seen us shoot ourselves in the foot so many times in the past it's almost in the clubs D.N.A.

You should be careful what you write son ha ha. You've had experiences with a few members !!!!!!

Zolayes was 80 ! fuck. So when opposition fans used to sing ''Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league'' he could say yes he would have been 20 in 1955. He was a prolific poster and I had no problem with him and it's sad that he's banned but I won't comment as I don't know the whole story. Anyhoo Merry Christmas to everyone and come on you blue boys three points today and lets start climbing up the table.

Same age late 20's. Everyone is young to me the same way as when your young everyone seems old ha ha. It's like when your at school some of the teachers may only be 10 years older then you but they seem ancient.

Not a problem if you are their a bunch of middle class smug tossers on there. Someone got banned on there for posting they had eggs for breakfast that were not organic and they bought their guava from Sainsbury's and not Waitrose.

Got to ask son are you Blue Daze former chief provocateur of the Shed End Forum?.

Ha ha brilliant post.

I really have no memory of that happening. In the season 2002-3 Ranieri only bought two players because we were in such financial turmoil De Lucas on a free and Oliveria for £500,000 yet he managed to get us into fourth. No mean achievement and should not be forgotten. To have your hands tied financially and yet manage to get us Champions League football and was the catalyst for Roman's arrival.

Sorry mate but your posting absolute bollocks. Seeing as Dennis Wise left in 2001 I don't see how Roman could tell Ranieri to get rid of him. Roman also tried his level best to persuade Zola to stay but Zola being the man he is had given Cagliari his word that he would join them and wouldn't change his mind.

I was going to say Granted but it didn't seem appropriate !

The bigger problem is the spectre that hangs over the club in Avram Grant. Who appointed Emenalo? Grant. Who recommended Baba ? Grant. A mate of mine drinks in the same boozer as one of the coaches under Grant at West Ham (initials are the same as an oil then 40). He would come into the pub and when asked about Grant would always say '' The geezer is fucking clueless''.

Err yes it can mate. He ultimately hires and fires and it's his dough that will finance the new ground.

Piers Morgan that well known football and Chelsea expert.

Absolute bullshit mate every Chelsea fan should count there lucky stars the day that Roman walked into the club. I'd prefer a different billionaire ran my football club that's just fucking pathetic. Roman saved this club from the brink and I guarantee that if he hadn't we'd be in the Championship at best. Would you be a Chelsea fan? I very much doubt it. Roman has carte blanche to do what he wants it's his money and if he makes a few bad decisions that people don't agree with then tough fucking titty.