Iggy Doonican

Oh god it's Leicester all the way. Spurs will never have a better chance of winning the league you would expect the usual suspects to be stronger next year us included. If Leicester win it fair play to them especially when you consider the dosh they have spent compared to Man City. The only down side is that big eared crisp salesman twat Gary Lineker will be even smugger then before.

I didn't blame anyone just relayed what I've been told. Avram Grant had about as much influence on that team as I have that team was coached by Steve Clarke and run by Terry, Drogba, Ballack etc.

What is less known about the 2008 final now this is not gospel but I have heard it many times from people who have contacts in and around the club. Kalou was down to take the fifth penalty but Terry grabbed the ball off him because he wanted to go down in folklore as the man who secured our first Champions League. Well we all know what happened and who took the sixth penalty and scored yes Kalou.

A team that is pissing their weak domestic league beat a team who are 10th in their weak domestic league.

He almost single handed won us the title last season especially in the last few months. If Hazard had got injured last March there was no way we would have won the league he was the difference and we relied on him and him alone. You don't have to be an expert in body language to see he's unhappy but I believe he's not a lost cause and he might even thrive under Conte if he has better players around him because at the moment he has the likes of the clueless Pedro who might look good against the likes of Newcastle but against opposition like P.S.G. he looks like what he is extremely average.

Another scrambled goal like Demba Ba's will do. It's heart on sleeve time just get stuck into the bastards simple as that.

That may or maybe not be true but it certainly doesn't apply in music try listening to a Julian Lennon or Ziggy Marley album !

It's total bollocks all that F.I.F.A are worried about that if there's a bad decision in a game that it could result in a lawsuit. If there's a offside goal so what fucking live with it this is football where human error is part and parcel of the game. Football is so over anaylsed these days it gets blanket coverage and so every decision good or bad gets massive scrutiny. Let the polite middle class sports of rugby and cricket use these video review systems football should avoid it at all costs.

A 23 year old Cech and a 23 year old Courtois there's a chasm in ability. Cech admittedly played behind a far better defence but he took the place of a world class keeper in Cudicini and in his first season only let in 15 goals. He commanded his area communicated with his back four and was a massive presence. Courtois is a major talent but doesn't command his area and keeps parrying shots towards the goalmouth and can on occasion look very nervy. He's been at fault for most of the goals we have conceded recently and I don't think he should be dropped (yet). But for his first season in English football you can't give him more then six out of ten.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt as English isn't his first language but that's a very odd thing to say.

What's Yaya thinking ?. '' I don't believe it they've forgotten my birthday again''. Or ''I wish my soulmate Adebayor was still here he understands me''

Then my friend I will leave London and join a monastery for a year.

Ask any Chelsea fan of my age who lives or was brought up in London what team they hate most they would say without hesitation Tottenham. If they win the league I'll have to fucking emigrate or live on a desert island with no phone or internet access because I'll never hear the end of it. Got family and mates who support Spurs and I'm not on Facebook or Twitter but I'm going to be bombarded with texts, emails and phone calls. Going to my local will be a fucking nightmare as well it just doesn't bare thinking about. I hate Arsenal as much as the next man but I truly despise Tottenham the area as well as the football team. Going to Tottenham is one fraught with danger especially if you get off at Seven Sisters doesn't matter if your mobbed up or there's just a couple of you.

That quickly would it be Vidal So Soon ?. I've been drinking as well !

I'll take your word for it. Just pisses me off the love in with Man United has been like this since I was a boy. Even when they got relegated in the 70's they were on fucking Match of The Day every week.

Again more Man United love from the B.B.C which I suspect stands for Best, Beckham, Charlton. Second series of BBC One’s Class Of 92: Out Of Their League commissioned

A Dutch Oven means something entirely different over here ! a dutch oven one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head.. ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven.

This is a weird season all round us struggling, Leicester top of the league etc the truth the quality of the league is at an all time low. We could quite easily win the league next year because as we are seeing there is not one outstanding team. The English Premier League you can roll off the superlatives (cliches really) about it being the most competitive and exciting league etc the reality is don't believe the hype. Fair play to Leicester and it sticks in the craw Tottenham but both of them will struggle to get out of the group stage in the Champions League. Conte if he's left to his own devices will do a good job and I'm looking forward to next season if it's him in charge. Certainly can't see him having us perilously close to the relegation zone by November. Ranieri who managed a team who lost to the Faroe Islands is now managing a team who are top of the league says it all really.

I mentioned it somewhere else on the forum that Orient game was the first time I remember getting the piss taken out of me over a Chelsea game I was six years old. The worse ever was when we lost 1-0 to Wigan in the cup in 1980 I was at the game and the piss taking was so bad I feigned illness and went home early from school ha ha. I still have the programme we were so potless then that we couldn't change the cover so it said Chelsea vs Wigan or Northwich Victoria.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 39 secs on the vid who was that goal against Orient perhaps ?

My childhood hero. My favourite ever player could have been even better if that squeaky voiced cunt Emlyn Hughes hadn't purposely broken his leg and then stood over Ossie laughing. Another great thing about him is if you go on Youtube the number of times he gives the old two finger salute to the opposition fans.

Just turned on 5live and surprise surprise their talking about fucking Man United. Biggest game by a country mile this weekend us against City. All they want to talk about is Van Gaal, Yes last night was a bad result but in all probability they will slaughter the Danes in the second leg. The English media are obsessed with Man United and when anything goes wrong it's treated like a full blown crisis. When there doing well it's sycophantic arse licking especially when it comes to Fergie.who frankly could go on to the pitch at half a time have a shit on the centre spot and someone from the press box would come running out with toilet paper and wipe his hairy arse for him.

Hazard was woeful last night there's no getting away from it. His body language was terrible he looked languid and disinterested and was far to casual especially around our 18 yard box. Football is about the here and now and frankly Hazard's form is below par and he looks a shadow of his former self. If someone puts in a monster bid for him then I believe we have to accept it. He's at the crossroads of his career can he go to the next level? on current form you'd have to say no which is a crying shame because he is on his day an outstanding player. On a more positive note I thought Baba had his best game in a Chelsea shirt and kept the worlds ugliest footballer De Maria in check.De Maria is so ugly he should have to wear a mask whether he has a facial injury or not.

One Riechedly Bazoer there's only one Riechedly Bazoer with a name like that there is definitely only one Riechedly Bazoer.