Iggy Doonican

#DeadlineDay news: Arsenal give Jack Wilshere permission to leave in order to gain regular first team injuries.

Don't see there being any problem with Pep's treatment of Hart it happens all the time especially when a new manager takes the helm. Cudicini was an outstanding keeper yet was dropped for Cech. Hart hardly covered himself in glory at the Euro's did he ? besides I can't stand him he's an aloof, arrogant preening bellend

West Brom vs Middlesbrough on a overcast Sunday afternoon with hundreds of empty seats oh the glamour of the Premier League.

A bit like the resentment CHELSEA fans have for you on this forum son.

1979 FB still the funniest thing I've ever seen at the Bridge. Burnley at home Ron Harris takes this kid out and FB you know what I'm talking about he near enough cuts this kid in two it wasn't late it was borderline ABH. This young kid is looking for revenge he does the same thing to Chopper and Chopper to say the least makes a meal of it the kid gets booked Ronnie gets up laughs and gives the Shed the thumbs up. We could wax lyrical about that it's proper football and proper Chelsea but well frankly it was.

If there's one thing that drives me fucking mad it's the overuse of the suffix gate. When will especially the British media remember that Watergate was a building?. Everytime there is a scandal gate is added on so when we had the blood incident in rugby we get Bloodgate, The worse I've heard is Rodney Marsh saying Kneegate about Harry Redknapp's knee when he left QPR.. But the most ironic thing is when there was a scandal involving a gate they couldn't call it gate gate so settled for Plebgate. If there's a scandal at the baby food company then we can look forward to Cow and Gate Gate.!

This came fifth at the best joke at the Edinburgh fringe and is brilliant. “I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer … came second.” Will Duggan

Tough at the top is it looking down from your ivory tower ?

I must admit to having a few pigs ears (beers) when I posted ha ha. What does a duck take to get high Choulo ? Quack.

Don't know if you've heard of Cockney rhyming slang for example Tony Blair is chair, apples and pears is stairs etc etc well Bristol City is Titty ha ha.

Si Signore.

Thing is mate managers and players come and go the fans will always be there. Have you ever been to Stamford Bridge ? if you haven't don't bother coming if you hold us in such low esteem.

It means he's got the hump !

If there's one position over the years we've for some bizarre reason struggled at it's left back. We've had some good un's some dreadful ones and some who are not natural left backs Gallas, Dave, Andy Myers, Mal Donaghy, Le Saux started as a left winger.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2016/aug/18/david-squires-on-hope-solos-inglorious-exit-from-the-olympic-games

When we played Villa away in 1993 me and my mate (Villa fan from work) couldn't get in the Chelsea end it was packed and there was a massive crush so we thought fuck it lets go in the Holte End. By the time we got in Villa were one up I said to this kid '' Who scored the goal son?'' he said in the thickest Brummie accent I've ever heard Dalian Atkinson. The kid spent the next twenty minutes looking at me knowing full well I was Chelsea but didn't know whether to grass me up or not.

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

Would have been an absolute travesty if those Essex neanderthals got anything out of that game. No difference between Allardyce and Bilic just long ball to Carrol a man who's not even a one trick pony and is so leaden footed he might as well wear Caterpillar boots rather then Nike's or Adidas. Just one thing is it to much to ask to have football played with a plain white fucking ball ?.

The Premier League this season on paper looks short of quality. Take West Brom, Swansea and Southampton and Stoke eighth to 12th, then the likes of Burnley, Palace, Hull, Boro, Watford, Bournemouth, Sunderland all could possibly be fighting relegation. Take all those teams and you wonder how on earth the TV deals go for such astronomical amounts of money. This is not a Chelsea fan being smug and superior but when Leicester won the league and enormous credit to them doesn't that show that the league isn't that great ?. Man United won the league in Fergie's last season with a very average team we after the loss to Spurs played the end justifies the means football when we won the league in 2015.

And I'll think I'll invest in some magic beans with my winnings.

For fucks sake is this geezer for real. If he doesn't join us he's staying at Napoli is that it ?. Just goes to show you can put the most tenuous bollocks on Twitter and some people think it's proof of something.

And amass huge gambling debts. Nothing more then a pyramid scheme for the gullible punter.

No was at the home game against Bristol Rovers. I was at the Watford away game on the video. Chelsea's away support in those days was the best in the country if you compare it to our home gates. We would get home crowds on average 18-20,000 and we had at least 6,000 at that Bristol Rovers game so we would take about a third of our home crowd to away games sometimes more.