Iggy Doonican

David Mellor to star in the remake of Austin Powers.

Same website. https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/26/everton-ready-60m-bid-crystal-palaces-wilfried-zaha-talks-already-underway-10464540/

It really is to easy to take the piss out of these and I use the word loosely articles.

Well after clicking the link I wish I hadn't a forum called the Pride of London and a piece by Travis Tyler can you get more of an American name then that yee ha. Had a quick butchers at the sight fucking awful and possibly the most homo erotic Chelsea picture of all time have a look at CFC four lessons in Ireland https://theprideoflondon.com/

As fans go it's Spurs I hate most with West Ham a close second. Wannabe gangsters most of them took football violence as a badge of honour. Rough place to go to Upton Park found out the hard way as a 14 year old they knew we were Chelsea just lucky we didn't have any older lads with us. Cass Pennant know there's a top arsehole calls himself a hooliologist ! it's hardly Desmond Morris young geezers like a pint and a fight end of.

That is good value FB I'm pretty sure I paid more when we played Wycombe in 2003. This bloke is a bit annoying the tone of the video trying a little to hard to be funny (like the bald Manc on Gogglebox ) and he is a Spurs fan but he does go to non league grounds as well. He wasn't to impressed by the Bridge mainly lack of atmosphere.

In the book Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby there's a bit about a guy called Gus Caesar who played for Arsenal. Hornby wonders how someone who was completely out of his depth ever makes it in the first place. When you consider how many kids play football he's gone from playing for his school then to his county then through youth football to becoming a pro. So he's obviously got talent and had to stand out in every game he plays and yet soon as he turns pro and plays for the first team he's rancid. I can't help comparing him to Bakayoko I never saw him play for Monaco but he seems to get worse every time I see him play for us I never watched him play for A.C Milan either. It can't be just down to him not suiting a system when you come on against Irish part timers and give the ball away aimlessly and look like you couldn't get into their side then times up.

I'm pleased he's signed but if he was angling for a move to Bayern and he performs badly then he's not going to come out of this well. Young kid demands more money and playing time and doesn't fulfill his potential he's not the first and won't be the last. He looked good in the Europa League and it's got to be said not brilliantly in the Premier League.

No one is going to give their tickets to someone who they don't know in the slightest . This a Chelsea forum not a benevolent fund for someone looking for a favour if you want to go become a member tickets for cup matches are easy enough to get.

Really not sure about you mate you join a football forum and you haven't posted a single thing about Chelsea just asked one of the few female posters personal questions. Vesper is to nice and trusting but I'm not and you might be a decent bloke but you come across as a bit of a wrong un.

I did a foreign football bet today I wasn't exactly comfortable googling Young Boys who remarkably play at the Wankdorf Stadium

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/07/19/the-9-stages-of-fixing-a-tv-remote-control/

Still my favourite away kit only one season though when for some inexplicable reason we changed to Brazil colours and then managed to win only two away games in 78 !.

That geezer when he didn't get the corner ha ha. Wonder what his reaction would be like if he was denied an injury time goal in a big match might be footballs first ever on pitch hari kari !

It's a cynical marketing ploy by Nike to make gullible Chelsea fans buy their boots. I would very much doubt Hazard has any say on the design Nike gives him a shitload of dosh he'd wear anything they offered up and going by the hideous boots players where these days that could mean any colour any design. I know it's a long time ago but people pissed themselves when Alan Ball wore white boots in the 70's.

The ultimate football cliche a blend of youth and experience used by every half witted ex pro or manager since the 70's.

People seeing what they want to see how anyone can think his boots are a nod to Chelsea is beyond me.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/07/15/simply-17-funny-captions-to-go-with-this-picture-of-nigel-farage-and-piers-morgan-at-the-cricket/

Monty '' I mean to have you boy even if it means burglary''

Goodness gracious me.

No need to post selfies mate.

Partly filmed on my old estate the bit where he shouts scrubbers at the schoolgirls.

I was buying some blaze that night FB I was 19 my dealer who was probably about my age now built a spliff that was the size of a goalpost and we watched the last few frames it was fucking brilliant

Just got back from the boozer about twenty of us watching at two o' clock. Half four a few more people are taking interest but basically not that bothered. Half six the pub is rocking like fuck so many twists and turns. Super over people are standing up tearing their hair out kiwi scores a six we're all deflated yet after that run out win the gaff goes fucking mental and I mean proper batshit mental doesn't matter who or where your from nothing brings people together like sport. Of course winning does help