Iggy Doonican

Reminds me of the story of a Real Betis fan who tried to bring his father's ashes in a coke bottle to scatter them on the pitch. On the day of the game he was told he couldn't bring in the bottle so had to use an old milk carton he found outside. Terrible isn't it when your not allowed to bring in a bottle of pop

I always thought Courtois looks like the copper from Allo Allo.

The girl in this clip is the stunning Natalie Zea she stars in the funniest show on the box (old fashioned word alert ) The Detour.

I think we all agree on that but all Chelsea fans will still hold him in high regard and if we played RM he'd get a great reception.

No other set of fans are under such scrutiny as Chelsea. Ok there has been some bad incidents in the past no getting away from it but the media outcry over a handful of pissed up fans singing about Salah was way over the top. We all get tarred with the same brush if it was 100 Chelsea fans in a bar singing then yes that would be worrying but it wasn't. It's funny the first news website I go to everyday is The Guardian who really despise us with a passion and there's no reading between the lines it's pretty blatant. Most media types are Arsenal these days who have to be the most middle class club in the country.

I've started following an Austrian team who were one of the teams that came up on a bet for me last season the wonderfully named FC Admira Wacker Modling. They sound like a prog band from the 70's

Didn't know Matt Smith worked for Chelsea TV he's a fucking Liverpool fan

But he didn't did he just your usual half arsed logic. Hazard left after giving seven years service and would be welcome back by all proper Chelsea fans not ones who hold petty vendettas.

Geezer from my way horrible prick looking very pensive as Chelsea ran them at the tube station but of course they said they got run by the old bill because West Ham have never run in their lives. They got done at Man United in the same doc. All those terrible hooli films are apparently ICF funded the worse by far I never got to the end is St George's day utter shite.

Who do you coach a team of convicts ?.

Haven't been on this section for a while didn't know I was being talked about when I wasn't posting ha ha. Been with the same woman for 18 years now but thanks to FB and UJ for their concern although UJ's been gone far longer than I was. Work and family around Nov- Jan is hectic. Got this badge on Ebay I've seen them going for £20-25 I got this for a tenner I did one of those sneaky five seconds left bids. First bought one in 1980 which makes me feel bloody old !.

Same website. https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/26/everton-ready-60m-bid-crystal-palaces-wilfried-zaha-talks-already-underway-10464540/

It really is to easy to take the piss out of these and I use the word loosely articles.

Well after clicking the link I wish I hadn't a forum called the Pride of London and a piece by Travis Tyler can you get more of an American name then that yee ha. Had a quick butchers at the sight fucking awful and possibly the most homo erotic Chelsea picture of all time have a look at CFC four lessons in Ireland https://theprideoflondon.com/

As fans go it's Spurs I hate most with West Ham a close second. Wannabe gangsters most of them took football violence as a badge of honour. Rough place to go to Upton Park found out the hard way as a 14 year old they knew we were Chelsea just lucky we didn't have any older lads with us. Cass Pennant know there's a top arsehole calls himself a hooliologist ! it's hardly Desmond Morris young geezers like a pint and a fight end of.

That is good value FB I'm pretty sure I paid more when we played Wycombe in 2003. This bloke is a bit annoying the tone of the video trying a little to hard to be funny (like the bald Manc on Gogglebox ) and he is a Spurs fan but he does go to non league grounds as well. He wasn't to impressed by the Bridge mainly lack of atmosphere.

In the book Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby there's a bit about a guy called Gus Caesar who played for Arsenal. Hornby wonders how someone who was completely out of his depth ever makes it in the first place. When you consider how many kids play football he's gone from playing for his school then to his county then through youth football to becoming a pro. So he's obviously got talent and had to stand out in every game he plays and yet soon as he turns pro and plays for the first team he's rancid. I can't help comparing him to Bakayoko I never saw him play for Monaco but he seems to get worse every time I see him play for us I never watched him play for A.C Milan either. It can't be just down to him not suiting a system when you come on against Irish part timers and give the ball away aimlessly and look like you couldn't get into their side then times up.

I'm pleased he's signed but if he was angling for a move to Bayern and he performs badly then he's not going to come out of this well. Young kid demands more money and playing time and doesn't fulfill his potential he's not the first and won't be the last. He looked good in the Europa League and it's got to be said not brilliantly in the Premier League.

No one is going to give their tickets to someone who they don't know in the slightest . This a Chelsea forum not a benevolent fund for someone looking for a favour if you want to go become a member tickets for cup matches are easy enough to get.

Really not sure about you mate you join a football forum and you haven't posted a single thing about Chelsea just asked one of the few female posters personal questions. Vesper is to nice and trusting but I'm not and you might be a decent bloke but you come across as a bit of a wrong un.

Still my favourite away kit only one season though when for some inexplicable reason we changed to Brazil colours and then managed to win only two away games in 78 !.

That geezer when he didn't get the corner ha ha. Wonder what his reaction would be like if he was denied an injury time goal in a big match might be footballs first ever on pitch hari kari !

It's a cynical marketing ploy by Nike to make gullible Chelsea fans buy their boots. I would very much doubt Hazard has any say on the design Nike gives him a shitload of dosh he'd wear anything they offered up and going by the hideous boots players where these days that could mean any colour any design. I know it's a long time ago but people pissed themselves when Alan Ball wore white boots in the 70's.

The ultimate football cliche a blend of youth and experience used by every half witted ex pro or manager since the 70's.

People seeing what they want to see how anyone can think his boots are a nod to Chelsea is beyond me.