Iggy Doonican

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/oct/29/david-squires-on-wheres-mesut-ozil-arsenal

The septic tanks are happy.

I really can't fathom out why people give a shit about these pricks. DT and a hat so fucking what

Ozil reacts to being left out again.

Great fucking night so proud of the boys but the highlight for me was the ref making Jody Morris stand up before booking him like a headmaster admonishing one of his pupils

There were rumours they were going to change their name to LiVARpool

Surely the inspiration for that fucking hideous Man City away kit.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/10/19/americans-homo-sopiens/

The expansion or new version of the Bridge is never going to happen not in my lifetime anyway just to many hurdles to jump. We've had problems with the ground since the 70's and they were self inflicted the board being far to ambitious on the back of a few trophies won. In the 80's we nearly lost the ground completely and although I'm not a fan of Bates he did save the ground but then fucked everything in the 90's concentrating on infrastructure outside of the stadium hotels,restaurants etc Chelsea even had a travel agency once. The West Stand was knocked down in 1997 and wasn't finished till 2001 because of planning permission and nearly 20 years later and nothings changed it's a logistical nightmare so and I hate to end on a pun but the new ground is a bridge too far.

Had to read that twice obviously British pissed is something completely different !

Kante watching Top Boy ha ha I wonder what he made of it fam

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/10/13/this-england-fan-trying-to-put-up-a-flag-in-prague-is-brexit-37-seconds/

It's quieter than an angel's fart when there's an international break

Rice and Henderson sound like a shitty 70's double act like Little and Large telling mother in law jokes . My mother in law I'm not saying she's big but she asked someone if they could see her across the road, see you across the road I could you see you a mile away luv

This is from 1990 and if anything scousers have got worse over the years. For a while in the UK there were loads of shows portraying mickey mousers as salt of the earth loveable rogues Harry Enfield with his sketch show highlighted what a bunch of thieving, lying , feckless bunch of numb nuts they really are. And they dressed exactly like that as well if you went to Anfield you couldn't be sure if you were at a football match or a mass Freddie Mercury tribute night.

This is getting too close to the English media for my liking non stop talking about Man United's woes. Fuck them and just sit back, laugh and hope things get worse.

I keep thinking of this song when I see Ole being interviewed

In the 68 games that Frank Lampard has managed between Derby County and Chelsea in all competitions, his teams have only kept a clean sheet in 22% of their matches (15/68)

All of you are too young to remember Jokanovic playing for us he made Baka look like Zidane.

I just typed German gangbang into Pornhub I got the highlights of Spurs- Bayern Munich.

Expecting to see the most fucking stupid post ever on this forum yes here it is.You're not a Chelsea fan mate so kindly support someone else.

Totally agree about Man City their so boring they could send a wooden leg to sleep.

More protracted than the Brexit negotiations basically either him or his agent have held the club to ransom so he better be worth it. A few decent performances in the Europa League aside he's got a lot to live up to.

Have to say I don't think he's very good has been riddled with mistakes this season he's got no presence either and has flimsy wrists and he looks like Dutch from The Shield.

Just a terrible night there's absolutely no positives to be had. The crowd was flat, that cunt's assault on Mount, Aspi and Alonso pathetic crossing the debacle with the penalty. For fucks sake we all now Jorgie is our penalty taker why the fuck Barkley took the ball like a petulant schoolboy in the playground was fucking ridiculous. If someone mentions transition I'm going to go fucking mental this was a game against a team apparently in turmoil well they looked pretty professional to me.