Iggy Doonican

For once in my life I'm speechless

Excellent lesbian joke for you Vesper https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2019/aug/13/edinburgh-festival-2019-the-10-best-jokes

Is the game so boring you've decided to sing a Spandau Ballet song

I'm not trying to censor anyone but let's try and keep the over the top rhetoric if and I emphasise if we have a bad performance today. This is Man United away not Brighton at home so for a new manager it doesn't get much harder than this. Let's give Frank a few games to bed in he's one of our own and doesn't deserve shit slung at him from the get go. It's going to be a difficult season no doubt about it the days of just turning up and rolling over opponents are long gone, carefree wherever you may be.

I've told you before JT you can't play while Rudi's out and don't come to my training session without proper boots.

You'll be seeing him with that expression every week when it hits home he's playing in Arsenals back four. Seems to be very similar in character to Mourinho just another manchild.

Have to say this did make me laugh.

Best bit of positional sense you'll see from him this season the cannon aimed at his right ear.

Here it is I want to play wiv Arsenal because they get me fam. Dem thrive on mediocrity blud I saw dem in Baku and thought man these bluds should be my new fam u get me bruv ? Fings will be safe at Arsenal fam wiv me at at centre back dem gonna change dem name to Arse Nil you get me fam ?

The word mental is right FB he looks like he looks like an inmate who's just been caught trying to escape wearing a terrible syrup. The building behind him looks like a nut house.

Just shows what footballers are like. Presumably Lamps says you're going to have to fight for your place Luiz fuck that I want a transfer that seems to be the strength of it.

Rudiger is our best CB. I've seen some negative posts but saying it might be his downfall before a ball has been kicked is just way over the top.

The epitome of the hot and cold footballer sublime one minute reckless the next. I've no problem seeing players celebrate against they're old clubs especially if the opposition are giving them stick. But it does stick in my craw the way he celebrated against us when he scored for PSG. I don't particularly think he'll be a massive success at Arsenal so if he wants to go let him.

I debunk this post

What !! although thinking about it nothing surprises me with that lot. A mate of mine in 85 at White Hart Lane we got locked out couldn't get half a mile of the ground him and a couple of mates got attacked by some yids they were only 17. They more than held their own one of the Spurs grassed them to the old bill my mate got 3 months DC even though Spurs were the instigators and about 10 years older.

Basically us in 2003 then.

Don't want to be pedantic son but I've noticed you saying this a lot and fair play your English is excellent but the word is bonkers.

I don't think we're in any position to criticise another club for spending money. The new stadium is on the docks not exactly prime real estate unlike London where rates are extortionate. Spurs just tarted up their stadium and will be making money hand over fist, Man City and West Ham were practically given stadiums only Arsenal have actually moved ground and paid for it themselves.

I was just flicking through Youtube when I came across this. I must confess I have no recollection of this game at all but beating Spurs at the Bridge was so common then it's not surprising really. Interesting game Roman had just taken over there was a real feel good factor around the Bridge, Mutu playing well before he decided to start snorting the old devils dandruff. Jimmy Floyd refusing to pass as usual and what must have been Petit's last game for us. Apart from the keeper that has to be the strongest bench ever. As for Spurs that was they're level back then just wish they could revert back to that. Any team that has Darren Anderton and Jamie Redknapp playing together highlights the mediocrity two players who were unique they were so injury prone they used to get stretchered on

Young kid in the Hearts shirt his face is hilarious. Give it a few years he'll be looking at a woman's arse a lot differently

This is the second game I ever went to 2-2 against Blackpool. The bit next to the white wall far left as you look at it which was fenced off in 79 because it was unsafe.

Great day although I didn't make it onto the pitch

He's won it all he's won it all Gary Cahill he's won it all.