Changingman_2000

Villas Boas rumored to be replacing Tito Vilanova at Barca? Sadly it looks like Vilanova's cancer has returned and it looks like he is going to step down. AVN in the frame apparently.

Top bloke, but he must have been fucking spasticated. Own fault for getting behind the wheel, no excuse sadly.

Why would we want that cunt? or at there simply no moral fibre left in football anymore. I would rather eat my own shit.

We paid 50M for Torres, How does compare to 22M for Rooney?, similar age when transferred. The fee suggests that Chelsea rated Torres as twice the player Rooney is? The club didnt seem to have any issues with lumping fifty big one's to Snivelpool but just 22 for Rooney? Rooney did dip last season, and was very out of sorts, but no less than the form Torres was in prior to his transfer to us. I also have reservations with the Mata issue, want him to stay badly but his name has been banded around too much for these to be nothing in it. Wouldn't mind Rooney as I think Jose could, and would, work on him, but at the expense of Mata? no thanks. Wouldn't mind seeing if Jose can get more out of Torres, if anyone can, Jose can. Having said all that, TFSW has a few euro's at his disposal at Napoli and I wouldn't put it past him putting an offer in for Torres.

White socks is what we are. End of. Bates tried hard to change it in the 90's but failed. It's a look, it's stylish and its Chelsea.

Been said a trillion times before, but there really is absolutely no loyalty in football anymore. You can bet your last pound that the majority of this is agent driven. He's a decent player, good first season and certainly a good prospect but we certainly don't have a need for him. Lukaku would do for me.

So, essentially then, they are all inbred fuckers . Just look at Andrew, that soppy cunt had the choice of Koo Stark and Katie Rabett...and the fucking idiot "plump"ed for Fergie, I mean, for fuck sake. Man Ure's Fergie had more going for him than that old horse. Rumour has it that she was that well rogered, it was akin to chucking a mars bar up the blackwall tunnel

That's because they were German, until WW1 kicked off and they were advised to change their name. "But to what the king asked?" "Well, for example, whats your favourite castle?" Reply - "Windsor Castle!" response, "well there you are then", and the surname WIndsor was formed. Elizabeth 1 nicked the crown from Mary Queen of Scots, who was the rightful heir so its been bent since then. Either way, they are essentially, all cunts.

The Royal Family are all cunts

More meat on a chickens lip

On another matter..... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the fuck was that?"

which should be a cause of concern for any govt

Fuck me, again, for the hard of hearing.....HE ISN'T AN MP!!! Dear fucking god. If a moderator feels the need to delete this thread then please do.

You wouldn't know where to stop with MP's, they'd be queued round the block, and deservedly so.

Don't get out your pram, no one said he was a member of Parliament. Try to read it properly before you starting getting all politically correct. You would have hated "Love Thy Neighbour" and "til death do us part"

If only Politician's had the same straight talking attitude as this!.......... Scottish Diplomacy One thing about guys from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet.’

With wee Pat supplying the ammo

This......

Certainly agree that Alonso would be a blinding signing. Very much in the Jose camp too apparently.

Outs: Marin Ba Mikel In's: Cavani and a big, fuck off, no nonsense centre back, Possibly the french boy, Zouma Would expect Lukaku and De Bruyne to be given a chance.

To be fair, I think if you asked a random few yids if it was either the Arse, or Chels, I reckon the vast majority would say Chels. Certainly over the last 30 years.

Class player, would love us to sign him.

Either way, new season can't come quick enough. Bored as fuck, Fucking "Lions" tour boring the tits off me. Load of Elite School Nigel's giving it large. Well pleased they got horsed by the "Brumbies", whoever the fuck they are. Hull at home, by two goals, Man Ure away - Win. Some moody looking games away early doors, Everton (minus Hobbit eyes) and the Yids (hopefully minus Bale). On a separate matter, Just watched "Reporting Scotland" and the story was about Heart of Midlothian going into administration. Lo and behold, one of the administrators was none other than Trevor Birch ................................Oh, and Hearts are fucked. I'm down for the Marsh Men away on 23rd November, fingers crossed

I don't know if anyone has previously posted this, If not then a very good insight in Jose's last 24hrs at The Bridge last time out... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22818467

All over the radio today that Monaco are indeed in for him. The french league ain't the strongest so he may be tempted as he reaches the twilight of his career. I feel that club's management have (wrongly) gone cold on him since all the race stuff. I hope he finishes his career with Chelsea, but wish him all the very best if he goes. Been fantastic for the club.