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Blimey 2-0

Eden reckons hes given up his normal knee slide celebration - lets just hope he gets a chance or 2 to even contemplate it! I wonder wjat he's dreamed up to replace it?

Fuck me that was swift. Pikeys uip 1-0

Well we wont be able to moan about Sarri not selecting Ethan or CHO as they are both plaaying in the under 23s against the scouse gits. Ive not found any streams for the U23s

Conte’s legal fight with Chelsea continues to drag on — report Battle over the severance payment https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2018/9/29/17917054/contes-legal-fight-with-chelsea-continues-to-drag-on-report Wonder if he will manage in Italy next> Both AC Milan and Roma are linked with him again.

IF Manure manages to beat the Pikeys would it really make much difference to Mou being on the dole before the new year? I really dont like the idea of ZZ there but its just too good watching Manure imploding. Yes I know I'm very basic!

How about we stick a sniper in the stands with a ricin pellet?

It looks like he is trying to get his head around the 1 good season then one bad season - GOOD LUCK MATE! Eden Hazard told to push himself by Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri in shock response to midweek wondergoal Blues' new manager calls brilliant Belgian a "unique genius" but says he could improve as much as 30% by working harder “The history of this club is a little bit strange: 2014/15, I think 87 points. 2015/16, 50 points. That's very strange, with the same coach and the same group. “Then 93 points (in 2016/17), then 70 points last season with the same coach and group. “So the numbers of this group are a little bit strange. I need to understand why. I am studying. I think that these numbers tell us something. I don't know what, at the moment. But I want to understand and I want to help my players to be at the same level. “Maybe if you are lucky or unlucky, you can gain 85 points or 80, but the difference in one season is 43 points! I have to understand why. Then, if I am able to do it, I have to help my players be at the same level for a long period.” https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/eden-hazard-told-pull-finger-13326784

Got a very good head and good pass for a young kid. He seems to have some luck too as don't think that pass was supposed to happen. Wouldnt it be nice if we had that perfect world where we could play Mount,Ethan and CHO without fear of a manager getting the sack.

Mason Mount: The Potential Candidate to Fill Midfield Void at Chelsea and England https://lastwordonfootball.com/2018/09/28/mason-mount-the-potential-candidate-to-fill-midfield-void-at-chelsea-and-england/ Despite having won five FA Youth Cups in a row, John Terry remains the only major success story of Chelsea’s youth academy in the last twenty years. Former Chelsea U18 coach Morris recently expressed his frustration at this, claiming that managers consistently seemed disinterested in the club’s academy. Talking to Sky Sports he said: “We’ve had managers at Chelsea where they’d be 50 yards away, there’d be a Champions League U19’s game going on, and the manager’s sat in his office, rather than coming out to watch. It’s very disheartening. “It’s not my place to go over there and start talking to managers, but some managers aren’t interested – they don’t care about youth. They judge the first team and want to get their own players in.”

This is going to make it pointless for us to keep a large academy. We bring in these kids some from the age of 7 who stay with us training all with the dream of course make it into the 1st team. Of course realistically this couldn't happen tho in that perfect world we would at least make a good selection of them. But by rights they should be able to find places somewhere in the world to apply their trade and unless they go out on loan how the fuck will they get to be seen? What are we expected to do with all the kids in the academy every year after all the money we lay out for their training? Stick them on the dole?

Its not only Klopp that will have learned about us but Sarri will also have learned about them! I would much rather played the Scouse gits a couple of months further down the line after a bit more time practicing. They will now be oat their strongest so tho it would stick in my throat to say it I would understand if we had a problem with them I'm more bothered about Shaqirl than Salah to be honest. He had a very good game last time. I bet we see Eden having 2 men on him. Arnold is fit so will be playing. But unsure if VvD will be fit. We really need spmeone to take Firmino out of the game! AC got sick in Scousland but seems OK again Who knows. With Sarri saying Cahill wont last 90 mins then Ethan just might get some time? The crowd needs to get behind the lads in this game. It might make the difference. But I recon if we get Eden to score in the 1st half the game will be ours.

It was basically Luiz I think. He started off getting injured but it didn't seem to get better. We never know whether that was Luiz pulling a quick one trying to be funny because of his mate Diego getting stroppy or if it was Conte and a clash of characters. Then of course Luizs best mate Willian wasn't getting time cause Pedrp was starter and you can just imagine the comversations those 2 had 0 in the dressing room And that type of mood is catching isn't it. I can only remember Dave coming down on Contes side. They all moaned about too much training from Day 1. It was probably difficult having another tough manager after Mou And now cause Sarri is softer on them they love him I know managers shouldn't have favorites and not get emotional but it myst be hard dealing with some players and their egos. Specially hot blooded passionate managers. You stick a player with that same mentality up against him and bet theres fireworks Just like Mou and Pogba now lol Light the blue touch paper and stand well back!

What big players? Like Willian and Luiz throwing hissy fits for being benched and moaning cause their mate wasn;t there?

He threw all his toys out of his pram before that tho. He was a proper Diva. And we forget that he went for many games without scoring, Peeps on here were wanting his blood.. All that gets forgotten

Mate what did you expect Conte to do? OK The way he went about it by text was wrong but if the mardy arsed manchild was throwing tantrums and camped out on Athleticos doorstep with a begging bold in hand - basically much worse than whatever T'Boa did - and didn't come back. Then Conte had a mloomin right to sack his arse. If he was some Morata type everyone now would be raging at Diego more than we are at T'Boa but because he scored a few we treat him different! I loved the guy but when someone acts like he did its just out of order. The board should have jumped in on Contes side straight away and the whole Player Power shit wouldn't have happened

Ive not checked the bookies to see if there are any odds on when he will get the sack yet. But I wonder what they are to get the Spanish Archer before Xmas?

Its not a pretty picture. What nightmares are made of. And all that would be a crying shame considering the start we have made It sounds harsh and extreme but 5 upgrades and we could work wonders lol

Our midfield is the part of the team Im fully haopy with. With our 3 main starters we have a backup of 4 that a lot of teams in the PL would kill for. Barkles,Cescy,RLC,Ethan - Oh yeah and Waterboy! OK personally I'd try not to play RLC or Drinks but have no qualms on the others. Its great seeing Markley fit,happy and playing well. He looked like aweightlifter pre season. His bicepts were bigger than Cahills. And his thighs were massive. Eden started last season or season before looking like that, like hed been on the weights,and he started out really stromg If Barkley got a goal right now (Yeah I know just like Morata) it would send him sky high. And it strikes me that he likes being here. Seems to like Eden too Ross Barkley ‘not surprised’ by Eden Hazard’s wonder goal against Liverpool https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/27/ross-barkley-not-surprised-by-eden-hazards-wonder-goal-against-liverpool-7986305/

You're dead right mate. Excellent choice of word for him We should send him a summons. TalkChelsea have found you guilty of dithering you blithering ijit! I would like nothing better for him to prove us all dead wrong but really cant see any chance of it. But we are going to lose our arses on him money wise. And IF Eden decides to do one we wont get near £100 mill for him. Not going to be able to get the 5 upgrades I'd love us to get.

Or 'Eden fucks scouse twats'

Got smaller ones too. I'll send em to ya

We just have to keep remembering that Klopp and Pep have had 2 full seasons and a bit with theit squads and 5 transfer windows. Sarri just has the 'bit'!

Someoine could easily lose an eye like that!

And I hope Eden is also a fan of Magic Box too.