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I do agree But we have 2 problems how I see it Our priority must be right now to make top 4 and its going to be tough with no striker. I do think Higuain while knocking on will give us some goals and Sarri knows him inside out. Also its looking serious about this loans problem and transfer ban shite. I would prefer us to get a striker that we wont have to change again after the bans lifted, Theres down sides but I won't moan tho if Higuain does end up coming.

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the air show every year, and every year Buddy would say, 'Edna,I'd give anything to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is £50, and £50 is £50' Last year Buddy and Edna went to the show as usual with Buddy saying 'Edna, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter now I might never get another chance' To this, Edna replied, "Buddy that helicopter ride is £50, and £50 is £50' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Look folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't make one sound I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's £50 EACH' Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a dickie bird... When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, 'Mate, I gotta say that did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm well impressed!' Buddy replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know, £50 is £50!' A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a gorgeous blond woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of drinking and getting courage he finally goes over to her and asks, feebly, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a psychology student at Cambridge University and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean you like it up the arse?"

Get a bit extra to give Morata eh! Didn't do Eto any harm. 37 and still playing!

I would be more than happy buddy! But if I could borrow Santas magic dust I would get us Icardi and Isco. But dont even think Santas magic dust is that good. Live in hopes tho eh! Santas magic dust!

Sounds like Groundhog day with me talking about Fekir and Tellses!

AMC. I would love to see both Isco & Fekir here! Getting a semi thing about it lol Chelsea in pole position for £67million transfer after agent opens negotiations Chelsea are reportedly in pole position to seal the transfer of Lyon attacking midfielder Nabil Fekir at the moment despite interest from other clubs. https://www.caughtoffside.com/2018/12/21/nabil-fekir-chelsea-transfer-talks-held-with-lyon-star/

Nothing surprises me right now. We are being made the king of scapegoats yet again. They will probably do everything in their power to make us an example. We need to get at least a couple of upgrades sorted just in case the sods are after us.

Oh good. The leagues our then!

Sadly agree with all mate.

Ive wanted Telles the last 2 seasons. I know it would be hard but I know I'm in a minority but I really wouldn't mind Htsaj! I've just noticed on WhoScored that one of Alonsos strengths is his defensive contribution! hmmm!

Man Utd players BLASTED by Carrick as Pogba leads dressing room PARTY over Mourinho sack PAUL POGBA shouted an incredible comment when Jose Mourinho was sacked by Manchester United. Carrick was not prepared to let the players abuse their former manager when he took training in the immediate aftermath. The United legend is said to have told Pogba and the rest of his team-mates that none of them are bigger than the club. Carrick also said there would be no hesitation in selling players if things didn’t improve at Old Trafford. Pogba was clearly delighted that Mourinho was axed though. The Sun claim he exclaimed: “He thought he could make a fool of me and turn the fans against me. “He fucked with the wrong baller.” Player power at its worst!

More fun making you're own tho.

@Sideshow Luiz In England the only 2 channels that the TV licence funds - BBC1 & 2. No commercials. The other mainstream channels are CH 4 which is almost all commercially funded but publicly owned. CH 5 owned by Viacom which is general entertainment commercially funded.. and ITV - Independent TV. All areas have their own ITV but the main progs are all the same. Commercially funded, free to air. Competes with BBC1 for most watched channel. They must do meets to get their schedules so the dont clash. BBC & ITV bid for some shows. Christ I can remember when the TV shut down about 10:30 and just showed the test card. I remember coming home after a session and laying on the couch watching CH4. And after the last prog the announcer would always tell you what was on the next day and say goodnight etc There would then be some of that muzac they play in lifts or this high pitched steady tone Anyways this was before remote controls and I couldn't be asked to get up and turn this muzac off so just laid there. When about 10 mins later all of a sudden the announcer says in a menacing whisper Did you hear that? Are your doors and windows locked? There are reports of a homicidal maniac at large in your area. I was cracking up. The Mrs got up to see WTF was going on! The announcer just kept going on about making sure to stay safe and dont open the door etc! I never saw anything in the news etc about it after, Made ,e womder if he had done it before cause normally peeps just get up and turn it off. Got me wondering if the guy had got sacked and was pranking peeps to get his own back or summet. I could just imagine someone with bad nerves or heart condition shitting themselves.

Think we better move tis into The Pub or someone will shout at us.

You do find some good Gigs Mrs!

We should go in there after him with our sleeves rolled up and a big wedge in our pocket. Tell him we love him and want him to rock our world. I;m just not sure HOW our board works at dealing with players. I;m sure its the softly softly catchy monkey approach. Id love them to be like I want our players. More dynamic. Go for goal.

It's a ACM like Lamps that would send us up a notch IMO. We really do need someone to add some G & A's for us. Apart from the front 3. I'm still not convinced about RLC there and upset Barkley hasn't stepped up neither. They just seem to find it hard to keep their form. But would love to see them both come good. Save alot of hassle looking and money. But with Mount IF we do lose RLC I think we need to gamble on bringing him into the 1st team as 2nd backup. If nothing more than HG.

I'm sure he would love to be united with his old chum!

I do understand what you say but I dont agree with you. In this day and age of cable TV and the 200+ channels available to viewers there are many progs that are not inf the 'normal' viewers categories. How are they funded? Surely not subsidized by our loving govt. They are produced privately and paid for privately. Funded by adverts etc If they were popular enough they would be brought back the next year. Ive started to watch counless TV series that I've liked omly to find they were pulled after the 1st season. Pisses me off no end. Thats how the Prom lot would feel =D

Lets hope this is true. If hes gotta go hes gotta go. Lets get something odd out of it guys. HUGE offer for Isco delivers dream signing to Real Madrid https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=https://www.elgoldigital.com/oferta-descomunal-por-isco-biwenger-entrega-fichajes-sonado-al-real-madrid/&prev=search ORIGINAL LINK https://www.elgoldigital.com/oferta-descomunal-por-isco-biwenger-entrega-fichajes-sonado-al-real-madrid/ The situation of Isco Alarcón can generate two situations in Real Madrid . That they mourn with the player, continue without playing anything and go devaluing its price, or looking for a destination that satisfies all parties and its quality is used to close some important signing. The latter has been very face with the insulting offer that has reached the offices of the Santiago Bernabéu. Chelsea , at the request of Maurizio Sarri , has presented a proposal that reaches 77 million euros for the Malaga midfielder. An offer that, evidently, will be used by Real Madrid to face the signing with which Florentino Pérez dreams. We are talking about Eden Hazard , who knows that he either leaves Chelsea or will have a difficult time in the future. 150 Million and Isco . APPARENTLY this downturn of his happened after his appendicitis operation and Lopetegui didn't play him in the El Clasico. That and hes turned vegan like his Mrs! Solari wants to replace him with Mata!

As ya know I'm a dreamer too! But I'd need a couple of G of opium and some mescalin for one that deep. But as my man Brooooce 'The Boss' Springsteen says in Prove it All Night - "If Dreams Came True Oh Wouldn't That Be Nice!" Dream on my friends!

And older.

LOL I agree, Thats exactly what I mean. You've forgotten what its like to have one.

IF he cares anything at all about us he should come out in the next 11 days and let the club knows what hes going to do. Cause right now we have enough on our plates upgrading the ones we need to do now. Getting a replacement is just another problem to deal with. If he goes he goes but its time to sort it out.

Maybe you're just thinking that way because you forget what it's like to have a good striker? We need 3 new players who are creative and intense in the final 1/3 who set their sites firmly on the goal. Make it 4 if Eden goes.