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Paul Pogba takes cryptic swipe at Jose Mourinho minutes after Man Utd sacking…. before deleting tweet https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8005901/paul-pogba-makes-cryptic-dig-at-jose-mourinho-man-utd-boss-sacked/ I bet theres some happy Manure players right now! And thinking twice about leaving.

Well I'll go to our house!! I'm shocked! Jose Mourinho: Manchester United sack manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46603018 Mourinho's record at United Manager Games played Won Drawn Lost Goals for Goals against Win % Jose Mourinho 144 84 32 28 243 117 58.33% Alex Ferguson 1,500 895 338 267 2,769 1,365 59.67% David Moyes 51 27 9 15 86 54 52.94% Louis van Gaal 103 54 25 24 158 98 52.43% Lets just hope they dont get someone who knows what they are doing! IF ZZ goes there I can see him wanting Eden - wouldn't like to see him as a Manc. Hated seeing Lamps in that Shitty washed out blue/

No ta. And not a cat in hells chance even if WE did want him He will be joining up with CR7.

Ive known the guy since the 70s so it just took a phone call. He kinda is the price guide for rare soul. He buys peeps collections - gives about 1/4 face value!! I used to sit in the pub in Leicester down the road from his sjop. See a guy with boxes of records and tell him Id offer him more than he offered! It worked quite well lol I was speeding one night and we were chatting and I told him what I had done a few times. He wasn't chuffed lol But its a buyers market and hes a rich,tight cunt! Mate I try every season to not get into the deep stuff. The politics, the transfers etc. But it drags me back in. But it happens I suppose when you're passionate about something.

I think of myself as a very loyal supporter I hope. I was one of the only ones who had Willians back over the last couple of years (tho I would like to see the back of him now) But effort doesn'p necessarily mean good neither. What I've always thought Alonso brought to the table was his offense He is/was a big help when he went up field. But c'mon you must admit that his work as a defender just doesn't come up to scratch. And being behind Eden who also offers little defense wise doesn't help matters. And take away what he offers us going forward then what is there left? A free kick here n there. I like the guy, He seems like a good bloke. I don't hate what he does as he CAN do some good work. But that just isn't enough for us at the moment. As for my comment about us all seeing the same things but with lots of different views - thats what forums are all about and I like that. Ive had my opinions on something then Ive read, taken it in, digested it and talked about it and my opinion has been changed. I love when that happens. Thats what having an open mind is about. We cant get irritated when someone doesn't have the same opinion as ourself. Just as long as nobody tries to convince me into liking anything about north London! Everything else is carefree!

A lot of up n down will he wont he ober him isn't there? Seems to me that he's not really wanting to leave Manure but more about not seeing eye to eye with Mou and the eternal 'I wamt to play more' rant. I do understand that any player with ambition want to play as much as possible but when you are in a big squad thats not always possible so you have to realize it, become as good as you can possibly get, stay as fit as you can then take the most of the chances you get to show the manager you are on your game. We have a few that should think this way too. Apart from blinkin Waterboy!! My gob is still so smacked thinking we are paying him £100k a week. Obviously no ambition and happy to sit back and watch his bank ballance go up! Lucky sod! But if we shift him - Bakayoko £110k,Morata £120k,Willian £120k,Cahill £130k,Cescy £160k,Bats £90k,Moses£80k,Alonso £90k,Kennedy £25kBapa £25k & Chuck in the rest of the loan army and put the money towards some fresh blood.

Eden Hazard was the talk of the Brighton dressing room after defeat to Chelsea, says Leon Balogun Brighton's players were so impressed with Eden Hazard's performance against them on Sunday that the squad were left admiring the "unbelievable" forward after their 2-1 loss to Chelsea at the Amex Stadium. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea/eden-hazard-was-the-talk-of-the-brighton-dressing-room-after-defeat-to-chelsea-says-leon-balogun-a4019591.html

Nah not my thing, I got 2 dodgy feet by the way. My left is a 13 and my right is a size 15! Broke it 20 or so years back and bones didnt mesh right. So i either get 2 pars of whatever or stuff a sock in the left one lol Don;t limp or owt - just a pain finding good old trainers! Nowt at all to do with the board tho so appy polly loggies. Will now shut up!

I dunno mate - got my mother in law to get me a party pack of Xmas booze and food stuff to give to a mate for a Xmas prezzie. But cant see my right foot in a Jimmy Choo tho! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But theres times I get really good stuff from guys down the pub too! And these posh shops can get away with selling dodgy knockoffs because nobody expects them to have hokey gear. Saying that I just paid £510 for a old 45 from the biggest dealer in England only to look at it and realize its a bootleg!! Grrrr Grrrr

Cheers buddy. Good to see you too mush! Seen me new stuff I did?

And they lack any real football knowledge. Thats why we get inferior players for positions. I reckon a manager has gone to the board with his recommendation, they might inquire, see the prices they will ask for and then set about getting a cheaper version. They buy someome that plays in that position thats alot cheaper so they in their infinite wisdom think they have done a great job. All patting each others back. And all they are doing is chopping down other teams dead wood. I dont understand once they realize a player just hasn't worked out they dont sell him. OK we might lose out cause they probably paid a bit too much for them in the 1st place. But its better than sitting back just paying his wages.

I would agree bud but where does he go on the games where he doesn't show up? And its not only this season but every one since hes been with us. Theres not much better sights thab eden in full flow but he will never be in that top rank he covets till he can do it more often. Sorry but we should have thought about this happening 2 years ago and planned for it. Now we have no working striker, 5 players over 30 and several players not nearly reaching their potential. Eden is only a part of our current problem.

It was so much easier on my head and heart when I had a much more carefree attitude about our Blue world. Get up on match day, meet the lads, have a beer, goto the game and shout my damned fool head off giving abuse to whoever we were playing. Even singing Monty Python Bright Side of Life if we wer losing. But now I think about how shit our board is, WTF we don't have a DOF, why do we keep beng made scapegoats over shit that everyone else does etc etc etc It gets harder instead of easier.

I'd donate my left gonad and a booze ravaged liver for him!

Yep same 5 and LW The only one that really does upset me to think we need to upgrade it is AMF. I so liked the idea of Kova coming and showed such great promise Tackle like Kante, Dribble like Eden with a mind like Jorgi boy. And even when/if that comes right - we do need more. We really beed a AMF that will dish out G's and A's. Barkles too. Had such great hope - still some. But both him and RLC just haven't lived up to how I expected. Dunno maybe I expected too much. Maybe I expect too much from all our lads. But only cause I want the best out of them. I want to see THEIR commitment. I haven't seen it OFTEN enough. NO form continuance. Same as the team over the last few years tho. On a year off a year on a year ........... Like they get biannual PMS!!

I wanted Asensio last year as well as this but I would take Isco over him right now Mrs. His goals/asists are higher than his with a lot less minutes. All he needs is the right envirement and FEEL love,importance,be wanted! He would work out well here IMHO of course.

Real are going to have some big decisions to make between now and end of season Theyre in a bit of a mess hey! They need players. Talk of Perez not happy with Solari. Will he bring back Mou? With them needing goals they need a striker and more assists. Mou would love Eden back with him. Would we have ANY leverage at all for player swaps. They would obviously prefer to put actual money out where they have to. Kane would be good for them I suppose and us. They will be hoping to lose Bale while they can get some money back for him I would take Isco. Hes got a lot less minutes than Asensio with more goals/asists. He needs to feel important and wanted. Give Icardi whatever he wants. Keep CHO trying on the RW and be BU for both wings. Hoping of course we do get a new RW and shift Willian. Might sound greedy or even plastic to some on here but I'd upgrade 5 starters. If we are truly serious about taking over the world we cant be backwards at going forward. Going to cost a few quid but if we are going to get done for these loans we need to do it quick.

Be better fun to let them practice on me at a meeting! Got thru a bottle of Brandy doing Alexanders the last 2 days. You dont realize you are getting squiffy till you stand up! Very moreish! Adult chocolate milkshake!

Nippon Bartenders Association? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dont think hes come with his Mrs tho. So def not shopping. But as shes his agent/manager etc I would have thought if interview she woulda been with him. Unless its just touching base. Heres hoping hes coming HERE for some reason and not north London,

I really did want him beginning of the season and yes I think he would have worked great with Sarri. From what I can remember tho he is always better playing either left or right and he has been playing this season central. But hes still young and hes got to bounce back from this swift.

Me iz the eternal optimist Mrs! I think I'm in the minority with not minding if we sign Hysaj. Sarri knows him inside out and he must want him for a reason IF we do sign him. In Sarri I still trust. I'll start moaning when the windows closed and IF we add more deadwood to our growing dead forest full.

Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri swoops to sign Borussia Dortmund star Christian Pulisic in £60m deal... but Callum Hudson-Odoi's future is now in doubt Liverpool "move closer to Christian Pulisic deal" as Dortmund man is linked with Anfield switch The Borussia Dortmund star has been heavily linked with a reunion with former boss Jurgen Klopp https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-move-closer-christian-pulisic-13745689

Juventus leading Chelsea in Tonali race https://readchelsea.com/2018/12/17/juventus-leading-chelsea-in-tonali-race/