Miki-Liki

These guys are supposed to be the champions of England. To say it's embarrassing is an understatement, especially for the league.

Getting clean sheets is easy when your opponent has 0.4 shots on target per game on average.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11786189/Chelsea-manager-Jose-Mourinho-says-he-needs-just-10-minutes-to-assess-a-player-has-the-stomach-for-the-fight.html Remember this?

He did well in pre season and started the first game of the season against Hull. He was one of the best players on the pitch and managed to get an assist, after that, he wasn't even selected for the bench for some reason. The fact is, the ex-coach didn't know how to rotate his players, which is why we missed out on some of the greatest talents in the game, weakened our squad, and ended up with Pedro.

He's just 1.79m tall though.

Didn't he win it in August 2012, just after he joined the club? He had an outstanding month.

You can't blame the board for selling the players the coach didn't trust because his tactics demanded 6 tall players on the pitch.

Well, the player closest to him would currently be Cahill, so that's an arguable point.

Only if you lose.

But he loves us. I've reminded myself of this video.

We sell/loan a player - the board is incompetent. We refuse to sell a player - the board is incompetent. Wait what? As for a replacement, whom could they have bought of similar quality? We were supposedly interested in Lukaku, yet few wanted him, and those who didn't, again, called the board incompetent.

He assisted for the equalizer against Chelsea in 2014 when we lost 1-2 and dropped out of the title race.

A German Sky reporter, he says that he would rule out the possibility of signing Zouma and that it would make little sense because Schalke are only looking for a winger.

I could ask some people the same.

Nah, I don't mind showing respect, but since we're talking about this particular individual, I won't be surprised if the fans take it too far, if you know what I'm getting at. As for class, everyone believes their club has it, so let's not venture there. Nothing personal mate, I hold most football fans in low esteem.

Knowing our genius supporters, they are more likely to chant his name throughout the game and boo Costa and Fabregas for supposedly having enough player power to have him sacked.

His bio says: Worked at football agency with predominately Arsenal and Spurs players. In this case, he's probably just reiterating Telegraph's story.

How can ANYONE still believe this nonsense? Why the hell do fans still have the urge to dissect, analyze, every single thing he says and debate on what he could've meant by that?

Perhaps nobody want to buy him now, and if he performs well on loan he could be sold for a higher price?

Off to Lyon? Give them another 50 million and get Lacazette.

Puzzling, isn't it, the opponents make silly mistakes, yet the individual one is the one getting all the credit... Same with Gerrard's slip a couple of years ago, everyone was hailing Mou for being a genius, as if he could've predicted that. Football fans are strange.

Do you really think that a man who has lost interest in the club would be working on a new stadium?

That's a myth, haven't you heard that he has developed 60 players?

And thanks to that decision, we ended up having the worst fullback duo in the league.