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If u think that's bad, try the West Stand MHL is the best atmosphere wise but u do get some real annoying wankers chanting on their own some bullshit lmao

So he's definitely gonna sign by the sounds of it. Excited! If he doesn't sign i'm gonna send a Neil Lennon like parcel to you

Yeah thats the pic lol. It was a messed up saga especially as i was pretty sure we wouldn't get him. Won't do that again

I was thinking exactly that when i wrote that with that image of that yellow away shirt on my mind lol

Is that vid not just a tad premature? Might curse it to fuck lol.

Or both lol. Have we ever had a belgian? Can't say i remember one

And Hazard maybe..

Hiddink would consider offer Dutchman insists no decision to make until offer arrives Turkey head coach Guus Hiddink has opened the door for a possible return to Chelsea by revealing he would consider a firm offer. Hiddink is currently guiding Turkey through a Euro 2012 qualification campaign but has not dismissed out of hand a return to the role he filled on an interim basis after Luiz Felipe Scolari was dismissed early in 2009. The 64-year-old Dutchman has already talked about his appetite for club football and a return to the Premier League club to work for owner Roman Abramovich would appeal having previously worked for him at Chelsea and indirectly for the Russian national team. Abramovich supported Hiddink's dual role with both Chelsea and Russia through his financial support of the Russian team. Consideration "If there was a concrete offer, then I would think about it." Guus Hiddink on Chelsea Quotes of the week "If there was a concrete offer, then I would think about it," he commented on speculation linking him with Chelsea. But Hiddink is unlikely to break his contract with Turkey, who face a crucial qualifier with Belgium in Brussels on Friday, with the nation in contention to finish second in Group A and secure a November play-off ahead of the finals in Poland and Ukraine. However, Hiddink would not commit to a possible return to take over from Carlo Ancelotti. He added: "There's nothing concrete. You cannot go into all kind of speculation or rumours because there's nothing concrete. The moment things are concrete, I'll go to where I have to be, direct. "First, get this game done next Friday, a difficult game, you know. Then we'll see."

How has Benitez got 5 votes? He'd be the worst man for the job.

I didn't say it would but he's already got a connection with Chelsea which is nice for him and will make him feel at home. Sky Sports News just said Guus Hiddink would be interested in taking the Chelsea job.

Harry Redknapp is favourite with some bookmakers and he's Frank Lampard's uncle. I'd actually be excited to see Harry, he's the single best manager i've ever seen improving teams and in the transfer market. That would be a very good move imo. And Yids aren't in the UCL, we'll get Gareth Bale for sure and maybe Modric. Interesting..... He also plays the right way and gives youth a chance.

Still seems fitting to that the ashes will go with SB, even if the bridge gets demolished the ashes will still be in with it somewhere and both will live on together somewhere.

Bet its neither Hiddink, Valla-Boas, Mourinho or Van Basten. I remember when Ranieri was named Chelsea manager.... i was like what the fuck and who the fuck and why the fuck quite frankly. He had just relegated Atletico madrid the season before (With JFH lmao). 4 years on, he left SB unfairly and loved by all of us. Just prepare for a shock. We don't do things the easy way or the normal way.

Had to edit this, so sad lol

Yeah i was bored in there the last time. 3 and a half Years ago rofl. Might check it again soon

Cheap and better than Kalou. On his day he can be very good i must admit but the last 2 years have been bad for him after he was progressing so well at Blackburn. I really can't see it unless maybe Mark Hughes takes over.

lol well yeah, it's McCluskeys actually but Slutskeys is the nickname. Aint been there for a while actually lol.

He also scored our last winner against Leeds he's more of a legend than meets the eye. Liverpool, Man Utd, Leeds.

I wanted him when he was at Blackburn so much lol now he's like Championship level. We really in talks with him?

wow there's someone called slutsky, poor fucker.

Like the betting pattern that had everyone having orgasms that England would host the 2018 world cup lol. We were out then suddenly out of nowhere we were odds on then BOOM! apparently we were knocked out the first round of votes. It seems like its out of Hiddink and Villa-Boas but nobody will know til its done. I reckon we're all in for a big shock.

Quite a few really, this is like excitement when we heard we were signing them right? Soz for a long list, it's not fair tro miss some out. And no Zola because i wasn't sure how good he was or who he was. Overwhelming (Kinda in order but not fully. Top 3 are) 1) Shevchenko 2) Torres 3) Ballack 4) Crespo 5) Laudrup 6) Weah 7) Desailly 8) Hughes 9) Gullit 10) Drogba 11) Joe Cole 12) Veron 13) Hasselbaink 14) Ashley Cole 15) Vialli Underwhelming 1) Jarosik 2) Maniche 3) Turnbull 4) Ferreira 5) Tiago 6) Panucci 7) Lampard (Yes, not a typo. Didn't want him, end of) 8) Sutton 9) Lambourde 10) Phelan 11) Ramires 12) De Goey 13) Sturridge 14) Diarra 15) De Lucas There's more but i'll leave it.

I like the Celtic kit because its different and not really that bad of a design really. It's ok.

Loved Jesper. Since bursting on the scene in the FA Cup at gillingham he really became a bit of a fans favourite. Didn't have the best final ball but his work rate was excellent and he scored some really vital goals. His goal at home to Liverpool in 2003 helped secure 4th and Champions League football for next season and his goal at Old Trafford in 2004 sealed 2nd place. What could've been against Monaco ay.... just part of our ucl nightmare of the last 8 years. Best of luck for the future Jesps

Wish this saga was over. We better acquire someone before our pre season starts otherwise we can safely kiss goodbye to season 11/12. We need to get someone ASA-Fucking-P