Ollie

Never rely on dirty scum filled Leeds. Anyway, i need to try n find the odds for Chelsea to lose their next 4 games. Might be quite low odds tho.

Our players in the middle are so slow, the build up is so slow, everything about the performance was shit today. There's not 1 plus point.

Kalou, Meireles, Ramires, Torres, Lampard, Kalou and Mikel were all absolutely awful. I'll give my motm to Bertrand. Looked a bit nervous to come forward but didn't do much wrong. This was one of the worst performances i've ever seen and we still didn't lose.

Every time we get a glimmer of hope, we fuck it up. Raging right now.

There has been a million stupid threads but fuck it, i'm gonna stick up for that Mikel & Kalou one because it's the exact same thing i was thinking, saying and shouting while i was watching that awfulness bollocks. it's about time the anger went beyond a point that we can't put up with them anymore. The 2 of them are helping ruin this club, they are awful, absolutely awful and whoever thinks otherwise are fucking retards that don't know a god damn thing about football. I'm losing it, i'm absolutely shocked at what i just saw from both of them. These aren't footballers, they are just impersonators or something because they aint got an inch of talent between them. The attacking winger can't dribble, shoot, pass or cross and kills the momentum of every attack and the CDM gets left behind, gives the ball away, can't pass, can't run (with or without the ball) and only goes backwards stopping every attack. Absolute bollocks display from both. I just feel sorry for Robbie that because of the amount of games, we have to use the squad and therefore use these overrated pieces of shit. Malouda, Kalou, Mikel and Bosingwa have to leave in the summer, they just simply have to. I'm sick of this shit that i have to watch once or twice a week. Our next 4 games are gonna be horrifying. We'll lose all 4 and comfortably too if we play like we have done for the last 3 or 4 games.

Actually Spurs are in the Premiership and Blackpool are in the Championship It's so hard predicting championship games, that league is too tight. Tottenham fucked me too and i loved it

The last 6 games are gonna be epic. This must be the tightest finish at the top end of the table for ages. It's usually the bottom that's exciting but this year its the battle for 3rd-6th.

We've waited ages for this opportunity. Gotta take it.

Now the stakes are higher, a win takes us back to the top 4 i think, we will undoubtedly fuck this game up. We know who we are and we know what we're like. 0-0 or 1-0 Fulham.

Watched the yids Norwich game and was amazed with Norwich's performance. I watched the reverse earlier in the season and Tottenham won so easily, Norwich were so poor so i don't really know how this just happened. Norwich were excellent today, they were the better team and deserved to win. It wasn't a fluke, it was a justified result. I cheered the 2nd Norwich goal like i would cheer a Chelsea goal because it basically was a Chelsea goal. Awesome, amazing, incredible result. Our game later is so much bigger now, we all know what we're like in this situation tho, we don't win lol so expect a 0-0 draw. Still, at least no matter what happens, it's not done and dusted today. Regarding Newcastle, Newcastle have a better attack than us. Their front 3 does it's job whereas ours doesn't. And that goal was quality. Quality goal from a class act.

I hate Fulham because they hate us so much. It's always nasty when we fuck up against them. I was out with 2 Fulham fans yesterday in 2 seperate occasions. 1 of them hates us immensely and was going on about where do Chelsea go after this season and then all this crap that Fulham will come above us soon. He even put a bet on that Barcelona would score more than 8.5 goals against Chelsea over both legs. He's a top bloke but football can bring the arsehole out of anyone, including me lol. I'd love to see Fulham go down soon back to where they belong. They aint a premiership team. We may be a 'small team in Fulham' (what they say) but they're a small team in Chelsea's shadow and a fucking jealous one at that. we need to beat them today and beat them with style. PLEASE!

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Torres has gone nearly 200 minutes without a goal, that's more that 3 hours! Tbh if you can compare Torres to anyone, it would probably be Forlan in his Man Utd days. Class act but just couldn't quite do it for that team.

Very stupid but the Wigan player swung an arm first did he not? Someone like Rio or Rooney would gotten away with it. Fuck Bosingwa, i'd have Ferreira there all day long. He may be ageing but he's fresh and a fresh older is kinda the same as a knackered younger right?

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The Toilet paper is legendary, i will certainly buy some of the Arsenal one. The picture clearly shows Man Utd toilet paper so i'm guessing we'd sell Man Utd, Arsenal, Tottenham etc. I'd love to wipe my arse with Arsenal toilet paper, i'd actually eat a lot just to force myself to have a shit to give myself an reason to do it. I must admit, there are a handful of things there i would buy.

Just love that Eidur and Jimmy video. I miss that so much.

I put £10 on Arsenal & Chelsea to win just before the Arsenal - City game. Come on Chelsea, redeem yourself from last years game that cost me £60. I'd get £48 if we win today.

I can't see us winning this game at all. I don't know why but u just get that feeling sometimes.

I have bets on today too, just a tenner at 5/1 to try n get a sneaky £50. I bet all the time, sometimes £30 a week... it's an addiction. Need to be rich one day.

Defo man of the match is the linesman. We need someone like this against Barcelona. Both of our goals were offside lmao brilliant. We desreve to win tho, missed some chances.

Liverpool fucked me up, woulda won £70 if they beat that shit Villa team at home. They battered them but couldn't break through. 1 wrong again.

Just imagine if we did actually knock them out. It would shut so many people up. If we won the UCL this season, it would be the best thing ever in my life, football orientated or not. I might just sign up to that Barca forum

Ok here we go, the thread had been opened and the chat will officially start. Chelsea vs Barcelona, part ... 6? 1999/2000 = 3-1 & 1-5 AET Barcelona go through 6-4 on aggregate. 2004/2005 = 1-2 & 4-2 Chelsea go through 5-4 on aggregate. 2005/2006 = 1-2 & 1-1 Barcelona go through 3-2 on aggregate. 2006/2007 = 2-2 & 1-0 Group stages. 2008/2009 = 0-0 & 1-1 Barcelona go through on away goals. Barcelona are gonna be bigger favourites than ever in this upcoming clash because of the way they are playing at the moment. Their players are in their peak and our main players are ageing somewhat. I'd say that we have only a 20% chance of getting through because the ref and Uefa will be on Barca's side too but we do have good players and could surprise them and cause them problems. We've been playing some really terrible football of late and Barcelonas 3 in midfield will probably piss all over ours, it could get embarrassing. Barca tho, with all their great attacking, do let you have chances too. Puyol is ageing, Pique is over rated, Alves is more winger like, not the greatest defender and i'm not sure about their LB as Abidal is gonna obviously be absent. They might play Mascherano, he's not the best either imo and Valdes is also very over rated imo. They will dictate the game but we need to go at them and score a couple of goals in the first game, attack their defence. If we can take a lead or at least still be in the game after the 1st leg, you just never know. Our defence isn't as tight as it was a few years ago and i think the fact that we're away in the 2nd leg, makes it a very tough ask. Psychologically some Barca players will be wary tho because a lot of them have been beaten by us in the past All in all, it will prove to be a bridge too far.

Wow, Milan 1-2 Fiorentina? That's crazy. The Ex Juve man getting the winner. This could be a very big day in the title race.