Subject: Simple maths? Makes sense to me! 2+2+2=7 Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? ... Johnny: Seven Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven!!! A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from ?!?!? A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a f***ing cat