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Milan

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  1. Dan Brown's Inferno Damn, that's one hell of a book!
  2. @CHOULO19,another one for you mate Also, he said this - 'Hats off, Petr. 209 clean sheets, now you can start the second half. You are a legend of the Premiership.'
  3. FFS Newcastle just wasted a golden opportunity...
  4. Very happy for him. At least some recognition finally, I mean on paper. And he had to try today, making a couple of quality saves.
  5. Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell yiou something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father." Dad Fainted
  6. https://twitter.com/Lee_Mitchell11/status/420263331845636096/photo/1
  7. Will Arsenal go through a similar downfall like a couple of years ago when Eduardo got injured in Birmingham? Title candidates before that, total collapse afterwards.
  8. The home form has been incredible - last 6 games at Old Trafford, 4 defeats for Man United
  9. Subject: Simple maths? Makes sense to me! 2+2+2=7 Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? ... Johnny: Seven Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: Seven!!! A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from ?!?!? A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a f***ing cat
  10. Oscaaaar! Another second goal, brilliant, no nervy times!
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_0cI-yIPss
  12. @CHOULO19, something for you mate Radek Stepanek at it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j8dTX8pCU
  13. After the Liverpool it was important to win today otherwise the 2-1 win would lose its importance. Very happy Chelsea did it and this time, without being nervous in the final minutes. It was painful to watch Mata, though, the subs won it for us today.
  14. That dive was incredibly stupid and thank god it didn't cost us the points. He really made up for it later, though.
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