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To think that we can actually announce Costa and most probably Luis before the WC and be already set when the pre-season starts, brilliant. No all summer lasting sagas, no deadline day dramas... Jose identified our problematic areas and immediately took an action. That's just amazing. Welcome Cesc. Seeing you wearing the blue shirt and holding another one is actually much nicer than I expected. Stunning piece of business by Chels, again.

Carragher has already committed like 5 fouls, twat.

Ludmila? What nationality is she? Sounds a lot from our region.

We should do a 'Gallas' again. We found a better player for a specific position, so we should give him the better number - like Ballack was given Gallas' 13, Costa should be given 9. If we can't tell Torres to fuck off directly, let's do it indirectly. But do something!

Possibly the best answer to today's rumours. Can't wait to hear - 'Number 10, Eden Hazaaaaaard!"

With his intelligence, I am more than sure he will make it to a top manager. He has spoken about this role and his badges quite a lot. The only thing, though, I am not sure whether I would want him at Chelsea. I would hate, hate to see him sacked. And honestly, we do it a quite a lot. Even in the interviews with him, you could feel how he thinks about an answer and then puts it so well. Probably the smartest man on the football pitches. His IQ also allows him to enter Mensa, right? An exceptional man on and off the pitch, the best possible model for young boys. Young boys of all weights

Given the fact that all the penalty takers from Munich are gone, one would think that it is such a shame that RDM refused to give Fernando a try. On the other hand, he would have probably missed it. Lose-lose situation?

So sad to see him go but it was also really sad to see him struggle in the last months. Anyway, I love him to bits and I will definitely keep an eye on his future career. I firmly believe he will return to the Bridge one day. My favourite moment is definitely this one, the relationship between him and us fans has been the best.

That penalty against Liverpool was just so emotional - the fact it was in the et of semis, his personal situation, his tears right after that. It's impossible to order his goals and rank one as the best etc. Bolton, Bayern, Barcelona....and that's only B! His sixth sense of the great timing of running into the box is beyond incredible.

Ivan is scary as fuck! And wtf Kolarov? Does he think he is on the pitch, facing a free kick?

I swear, everytime there is some news about Torres on the official website and he is pictured there, my heart always jumps in a hope it just might be, just might be news about him leaving the club. Then, the disappointment is enormous when I realize it's only about him and the Spanish national team.

what a mistake by Iker Come on Atletico!!

The thing is, this is not just one game. This is the biggest occasion in the club football.

It's a Champions League final, I can understand he wanted to play and Atletico were willing to risk it. Hopefully, it didn't get any worse and he will be fine.

Beautiful.

JT deservedly enjoys his holiday England need him more than he needs England. Enjoy the holiday and the rest captain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgpu6gVInoQ

Don't forget his official goal of the season. Every striker would have been so proud of such a technique.

Well, 1 month ago they were in the semis against Wigan, so I think a lot of people expected them in the final. Stupid kid. But watch out, he is a badass with the way he writes.

Paaartyyyyy