Viper22

Bang on.

IF Luiz, Mikel and Lamps leave. Next time read the OP.

Hence the wishlist tag!

Might not be a popular thing to say, but I really do rate Phil Jones. Thought he was excellent at Blackburn and hasn't been too bad at United. Obviously his versatility is a good thing (RB, CB, DM) but I also think that this has harmed him at United when he couldn't nail down a single position. Heard it mentioned that we're after him here: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/05/17/chelsea-linked-with-surprise-move-to-sign-man-united-defender/? But i'm not sure if this is a reputable source (I got linked to it through BBC Sports gossip) so i've tagged this as wishlist for now. I think as a CB he'd be a great buy, and would be one of those perfect all round players to have on the bench. We could have him and Iva on the bench and be able to cover RBx2, CBx2, LB (putting one of them on at RB and shifting Azpi to LB) and DM). All depends on his price, but as a CB I think he's a very good player, and would be a great addition to the team if we're going to sell Mikel and Luiz (and only then). We shouldn't be paying too much for a bench player but we're going to need squad players if Lamps, Luiz and Mikel all go. What's people's general opinion? My money on there being a lot of people totally against the idea.

One of the only. I didn't say THE only.

Most of your list aren't cunts. No more than standard footballers. Only Busquets and Suarez then maybe Costa and 'What Tax?' Messi. The others are just arrogant or cocky, which may be annoying in it's own way, but they're not cunts.

I can deal with Costa. Busquets... Just no. He's the worst person in world football. Suarez a close second. Saying that I won't be overly keen on Costa if he does stupid shit like spitting in his hand and wiping it on someone's face. That's just pointless douchebaggery.

One of the only Arsenal players I ever really rated. Was a shame to see him go to Barca to waste away on the bench. He's a good player, and I think would go well with Matic or take on his role if Matic got crocked. Not entirely sure, but for only £10M it's definitely worth a punt.

I hate Busquets with a passion usually reserved for journalists that ask stupid questions. The man is an overrated cheat who's one of the worst divers in world football. He makes Suarez seem like a pleasant guy. I want him nowhere near this club.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/476374/I-will-succeed-at-Tottenham-Paulinho-pours-cold-water-on-Chelsea-switch Phew.

Do you support a team in the IPL? If so, which one? Favourite Chelsea player ever and currently? Do you know much about Brandon Fernandes and could he be as good as everyone is saying? Heard some people saying he could be the best Indian footballer ever.

I heard he was going down in wages rather than up. 60k p/w was being thrown around. Anyone got an idea of the true number?

Ivan instead of Sam and Kiwoyma instead of Feruz then?

She says not! And I guess she's the expert . She says Hazard's is nice but Branislav's is better. I couldn't possibly comment!

------------Schwarzer------------- --Azpi---Cahill---Kalas---Cole-- ---------Matic-----Baker---------- --Willian-----Oscar-----Salah--- ---------------Torres--------------- Bench: Hilario, Hutchinson, Ake, Mikel, Schurrle, Feruz, Ba. That's a nice mix of young and old to me. Hutchinson, Ake and Feruz to come on in an ideal world (if we're winning).

There is a slight chance that his ligaments are still tender and haven't fully healed. But personally I would be more worried about him having to play opposite Medel who I do like, but lets be honest, he's a nasty player sometimes, and even if MVG isn't any more likely to get injured, if he did get seriously injured then his growth as a player would have been completely killed, considering he has just come back from a long lay off already and would miss most of pre-season.

Because he must have thought his chances at getting in the WC squad for Netherlands was over when he did his cruciate. Now he's offered a training session with the squad, maybe suggesting that he might actually make the squad for the WC. He's hardly going to turn that down is he? We can watch him play in pre-season, surely everyone would rather see Baker or Swift instead?

My missus is a little bit obsessed with 'Nando and Hazard and says they're the best looking. She also says that Ivanovic has an amazing arse and Azpi has great thighs though.

1) All time Chelsea XI. Have fun with that. 2) How many Chelsea shirts do you have? 3) Has your tendency to have strong opinions ever got you in trouble? 4) What would your WWE in ring name be?

*sigh*. I really really like Reus. He's a top player. But we've got more chance of bringing king Ossie back from the other side than him signing for us (or anyone but Dortmund for that matter).

Said it before, i'll say it again. Salah looks like he's got a lot of potential. He's had some really good games at Chelsea and some really poor ones. Inconsistency is a sign of a young player (hell, look at Oscar). He wasn't good at all yesterday, but I see him as a raw talent. He's got a lot of talent in there, but it is VERY raw. You can't really be surprised when he's come from (no offence) a smaller club without the top level training facilities and coaches the top players have access to. If he puts the work in, and listens to Mourinho and the other top coaches at Chelsea, he has every chance of becoming a top top player. But he needs to put A LOT of work in. Good luck to him .

Both.

Typical. Norwich roll over for United and then rock up to Stamford Bridge and defend like gods...

Cahill you fucking hero...