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which is as important as any other rhing. I seriously think they are acerage at best in defence. They seem too wobbly in defence.

4-3-3. No doubt about it. Owcar should be dropped.
Cech
Iva GC JT azpi
Rambo mikel luiz
Willian etoo hazard

Luiz or lamps is the only quewtion for me and I would prefer luiz.
prediction - 3-1, chelsea win plus a goal for DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mr. Interceptor. Great reading of the game and awesome defensive work. Does a fair job gets forward as well. Obviously gonna be even better on the right flank.
Can't wait for Ivanovic to rack up 5 yellows

y r ppl givin him bullshit...its not like hes a torres or sheva top level then flopped when we paid over 30mn pounds for him..
he needs time to develop..and he will..
on a side note, hes probably under more pressure from his countrymen to prove himself.. check the egypt chelsea facebook page all egypt r chelsea fans now..
so salah is under loads of pressure lets be reasonable and give him time to develop.

Ramires must be off, this guy simply does not represent any sort of danger on the right flank.

This is interesting..

Cos we won't be the only club in the world trying to sign him. Arsenal need a 2nd or rather a 1st striker and hence would very much be looking at him.RM after another trophyless season will try to satisfy their fans thru a marquee signing which may very well be aguero/suarez. Henxe one of thoae clubs may be looking ibto him.
Torres deapite his infinite flaws still remains a very very vwry vwry marketable player. Plus its possible that witg juan gone, he may want to leave too, especially to a club where he began his career and he may take a wage cut like villa. Plus this is a league where soldado scored 30 goals last season and torres even now is better than him.
As for courtois, it would be a jard decision to let him go but if jose deems cech good enough for the coming 4-5 years then I won't mind. Plus ATM would probably love a deal involving courtois.
Hence in my opinion, a swap deal may very mich be a possibility.

This is interesting..

This is interesting..

The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear....."No, I Norwegian."


- - - Updated - - -


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM TALL 38D Boobs 24"WAIST and 36"HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ !".

NO OFFENCE

Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both
were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they
stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife
was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, 'These girls nights out have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came
back with a card stuck to her ass that said, 'From all
of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'!'

The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear....."No, I Norwegian."


- - - Updated - - -


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM TALL 38D Boobs 24"WAIST and 36"HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ !".

The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear....."No, I Norwegian."


- - - Updated - - -


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM TALL 38D Boobs 24"WAIST and 36"HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ !".

Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both
were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they
stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend,
however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they
proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife
was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, 'These girls nights out have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife
came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came
back with a card stuck to her ass that said, 'From all
of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'!'