What an absolute twat Rooney is, he could have saved so much aggro by announcing he wanted to leave at the end of last season.. suddenly, he changes his mind right at the end of the transfer window.. ..we could have signed him even before pre-season.. ..guess I'll have to continue calling him Shrek! I bet we'll end up getting Eto'o now, just to rub more salt into the wounds. Nah sod that.. get Jackson Martinez or Karim Benzema!