The English Football Thread

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gordon pisses all over mudryk

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3 nil

Isak on a hat trick

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Werner still Mr Offside

and still

Timo Feet of Stone, Touch of Lead

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4 nil NUFC

Fabian Schär
 

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Spuds have been shit from the kickoff  😍

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they said that 70 to 80 per cent of Spuds fans have already left

WEAK!!!!

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50 minutes ago, lucio said:

gordon pisses all over mudryk

I was open to him coming here when so many were taking a steaming hot shit on him

he has pace to burn and FAR more nous than Muddy

plus he is HG

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4 nil FT

Spuds with probably their worst league game of the season

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lol, that cunt Romero trying to start a fight after the whistle blow

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Spuds have a 15 day break to sit and stew in their fail

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so embarrasing how much better the Geordies' buys have been lately versus ours

shameful!

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the rest of the day's EPL steams:

 

• Nоttіnghаm Fоrеst – Wоlvеrhаmрtоn
  England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00
• Mаnсhеstеr Сіty – Lutоn Tоwn
  England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00
• Burnlеy – Brіghtоn
  England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00
• Brеntfоrd – Shеffіеld Utd
  England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00
• Bоurnеmоuth – Mаnсhеstеr Utd
  England. Premier League / 13 April at 17:30

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NUFC

2nd lowest EPL possession ever that resulted in a 4 plus goal win

truly shows what a shit stat possession is

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brutal Spuds run out (other than the 2 shit teams that we fucked up against)

 

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[lucio 5,418]

1 hour ago, Vesper said:

I was open to him coming here when so many were taking a steaming hot shit on him

he has pace to burn and FAR more nous than Muddy

plus he is HG

In fairness it was in the context of us being linked to a load of mediocre English players under lampard like Lewis dunk and also lampard hyping up the likes of ross Barkley. His stats at Everton also counted against him 

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1 hour ago, lucio said:

In fairness it was in the context of us being linked to a load of mediocre English players under lampard like Lewis dunk and also lampard hyping up the likes of ross Barkley. His stats at Everton also counted against him 

his stats as a 20 to 22yo new player where not that shit for Everton

8 goals and 3 assists in around 3800 minutes, all but one (an assist) where in the EPL, and that was on truly shit teams

and he has already a pressing monster

Edited April 13 by Vesper