NickYoung 2 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Usually I brag about my female companions satirically but this time Im actually meaning it. You see fair gents, the past week I lost my jewish chamsa necklace meant to give me luck and my muslim friend gave me a muslim necklace thing meant to give luck and get rid of witches. Since then I have been on a roll with the ladies like I never experienced in my life.Last tuesday, f*cked a rocker girl who's about a 7, not a big accomplishment cus she is easy but its cool she had a boyfriend back in her homecountry so I consider it alright..but still I didnt impress myself.Thursday-start off the day running with the ex model girl, I rate her a 9 definately, hottest girl I ever kissed, kissed her for the first time in the rain all romantically but then after 10 mins she decided she had a boyfriend and she had to try to make it work with him. So all I got was a kiss. I was pissed until....6 AM the next evening or morning or whatever i stayed up all night and pop what do you know, one of my ex f*ck buddies I havent seen since start of october starts talking to me, I go over and bone her.THEN-two days later at some party there is a pretty drunk norwegian girl-not a city girl a farmer-all my friends were going for her but for some reason she was all over me all night. I give her an 8. Then I f*cked her and she left like 3 hours ago. In the morning she was just a 7 but still looked good without makeup.Shit ladies and gents, Im thinking of converting to Islam because that necklace shit really worked. I advise you to perhaps do the same. Just wanted to inspire y'alls to know that even your lives can be overwhelmingly successful like mine currently is, you just have to work at it. Come to think of it, rocker, ex model girl and the farmer girl were all norwegian, i think i have some kind of fetish O_oPeace out, the flyest American Architecture student in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 & we care why? If you're bragging about it on an internet forum, definitely a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson 358 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 & we care why? If you're bragging about it on an internet forum, definitely a virgin. Hahahaha so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- 25 - 167 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Lmao, what a tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismada9 1,948 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Dude, this is a fucking forum!! Not a personal blog, you dick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jteezy 39 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Thank's mate, that's really made my day! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickYoung 2 Posted April 2, 2011 Author Share Posted April 2, 2011 this week honestly i feel like the stilt(yes I did " " referring to myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BomTrett 50 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Hi everyone, just like to make a small announcement..I just ate two bits of toast, and it was like the craziest thing that has ever happened. It had butter and all that sort of shit, and took like 3 minutes to toast, but it was like, well worth the wait. The first bit of toast i rate a 9, but the second was slightly burnt so i'd say 7. I was wearing my magic toast bracelet so i'm considering buying some more bread...Even if that was true i'm sure no-one would give a fuckWHY the fuck, would you come onto a forum, and discuss something that no-one here honestly gives a shit about. I could guarantee that people will be more interested in toast after reading this forum than your love life. UnbelievableYours sincerely,Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jteezy 39 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Hi everyone, just like to make a small announcement..I just ate two bits of toast, and it was like the craziest thing that has ever happened. It had butter and all that sort of shit, and took like 3 minutes to toast, but it was like, well worth the wait. The first bit of toast i rate a 9, but the second was slightly burnt so i'd say 7. I was wearing my magic toast bracelet so i'm considering buying some more bread...Even if that was true i'm sure no-one would give a fuckWHY the fuck, would you come onto a forum, and discuss something that no-one here honestly gives a shit about. I could guarantee that people will be more interested in toast after reading this forum than your love life. UnbelievableYours sincerely,Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.Jen <3 23 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 How fucking random was that. Quite funny tho, probably never had a pussy in his life. DickGo back to redtube and wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spuz 143 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Just fuck off you bastard !! We drew today whilst fucking Manure get spawny again,should of had a player sent off again and the ugly grinch in charge of West ham fucks up against Fergie again !!!!Now we've got more important shit than your bllocks made up stories, such as beating them flukey fucking twats on Wednesday.Now stop speaking shit and start talking about how we're going to beat them wankers and win the champions league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spuz 143 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 One more thing,If you convert to islam you can't go around fucking all the time.PS. What are the chances of meeting all Norweigens in the UK.PPS. You look a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 :censored: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwylino 329 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 xDDD @the the threadWait your Our boy............................teehee *ideas*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 My friend Kaz has probably had more pussy than you.And he's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 10,227 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 This is me, i pick up girls too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleoftheshed 388 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Russell Brand has let himself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc-meleady 192 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I actually get a good laugh from your posts...nice to know at least 1 person in the world is getting less than me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueChelseaBlue 105 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Lmao you fucking turd That's Genius..you lil virgin Deary me, bragging about in on internet forum.. and a CHELSEA forum at that... dunno bout u lot, but i'm confused to what the worlds coming too lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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