Diary of an Arsehole Pt 2

[NickYoung 2]

Usually I brag about my female companions satirically but this time Im actually meaning it. You see fair gents, the past week I lost my jewish chamsa necklace meant to give me luck and my muslim friend gave me a muslim necklace thing meant to give luck and get rid of witches.

Since then I have been on a roll with the ladies like I never experienced in my life.

Last tuesday, f*cked a rocker girl who's about a 7, not a big accomplishment cus she is easy but its cool she had a boyfriend back in her homecountry so I consider it alright..but still I didnt impress myself.

Thursday-start off the day running with the ex model girl, I rate her a 9 definately, hottest girl I ever kissed, kissed her for the first time in the rain all romantically but then after 10 mins she decided she had a boyfriend and she had to try to make it work with him. So all I got was a kiss. I was pissed until....6 AM the next evening or morning or whatever i stayed up all night and pop what do you know, one of my ex f*ck buddies I havent seen since start of october starts talking to me, I go over and bone her.

THEN-two days later at some party there is a pretty drunk norwegian girl-not a city girl a farmer-all my friends were going for her but for some reason she was all over me all night. I give her an 8. Then I f*cked her and she left like 3 hours ago. In the morning she was just a 7 but still looked good without makeup.

Shit ladies and gents, Im thinking of converting to Islam because that necklace shit really worked. I advise you to perhaps do the same. Just wanted to inspire y'alls to know that even your lives can be overwhelmingly successful like mine currently is, you just have to work at it. Come to think of it, rocker, ex model girl and the farmer girl were all norwegian, i think i have some kind of fetish O_o

Peace out, the flyest American Architecture student in the UK.

[Kez 2,727]

& we care why? If you're bragging about it on an internet forum, definitely a virgin.

[Wilson 358]

& we care why? If you're bragging about it on an internet forum, definitely a virgin.

Hahahaha so true.

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Lmao, what a tool.

[chrismada9 1,948]

Dude, this is a fucking forum!! Not a personal blog, you dick!!

[jteezy 39]

Thank's mate, that's really made my day! ?

[NickYoung 2]

this week honestly i feel like the stilt

(yes I did " " referring to myself)

[BomTrett 50]

Hi everyone, just like to make a small announcement..

I just ate two bits of toast, and it was like the craziest thing that has ever happened. It had butter and all that sort of shit, and took like 3 minutes to toast, but it was like, well worth the wait. The first bit of toast i rate a 9, but the second was slightly burnt so i'd say 7. I was wearing my magic toast bracelet so i'm considering buying some more bread...

Even if that was true i'm sure no-one would give a fuck

WHY the fuck, would you come onto a forum, and discuss something that no-one here honestly gives a shit about. I could guarantee that people will be more interested in toast after reading this forum than your love life. Unbelievable

Yours sincerely,

Fuck Off.

[jteezy 39]

Hi everyone, just like to make a small announcement..

I just ate two bits of toast, and it was like the craziest thing that has ever happened. It had butter and all that sort of shit, and took like 3 minutes to toast, but it was like, well worth the wait. The first bit of toast i rate a 9, but the second was slightly burnt so i'd say 7. I was wearing my magic toast bracelet so i'm considering buying some more bread...

Even if that was true i'm sure no-one would give a fuck

WHY the fuck, would you come onto a forum, and discuss something that no-one here honestly gives a shit about. I could guarantee that people will be more interested in toast after reading this forum than your love life. Unbelievable

Yours sincerely,

Fuck Off.

[B.Jen <3 23]

[Ollie 4,400]

How fucking random was that. Quite funny tho, probably never had a pussy in his life. Dick

Go back to redtube and wank

[spuz 143]

Just fuck off you bastard !! We drew today whilst fucking Manure get spawny again,should of had a player sent off again and the ugly grinch in charge of West ham fucks up against Fergie again !!!!

Now we've got more important shit than your bllocks made up stories, such as beating them flukey fucking twats on Wednesday.

Now stop speaking shit and start talking about how we're going to beat them wankers and win the champions league.

[spuz 143]

One more thing,If you convert to islam you can't go around fucking all the time.

PS. What are the chances of meeting all Norweigens in the UK.

PPS. You look a twat.

[termninja 5,290]

:censored:

[kwylino 329]

xDDD @the the thread

Wait your Our boy............................teehee *ideas*.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

My friend Kaz has probably had more pussy than you.

And he's gay.

[Steve 10,227]

This is me, i pick up girls too

[middleoftheshed 388]

Russell Brand has let himself go.