bluephoenix 1,131 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 This is what made me smilehttp://youtu.be/gaNDKK_HGxY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 This is what made me smile http://youtu.be/gaNDKK_HGxY "You have a better chance winning the CL with arsenal than with man city"... yeah, for sure.. well, at least this season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 manpe's mistake on the Chinese year thread ,,,still chuckling when he suggests Blue Chick is older than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.F. 1,484 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 manpe's mistake on the Chinese year thread ,,,still chuckling when he suggests Blue Chick is older than me.Hell, if I was born in 1931 I'd be older than my dad!!! what made me smile was watching one of my female students smile and get excited when my son walked into my classroom today! I think it made her day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 The following story really made me smile today...My friend and I went at lunch time to a supermarket to buy something to eat. Right after that we went back to school, as we wanted to go to the school library to search some information on the Internet about a Spanish grammar rule because of a test we'll have next week. Well, my friend went to the toilet, while I decided to go to the library as I wanted to log in on my account. Just 30 secs after I had logged on, a teacher appeared behind me, shouting I should logg out! When I asked "why?" (after I had stopped laughing because I was confused and kind of amused the same time), he said to me that I had been playing Counter Strike! WTF?! When I wanted to know if he was joking he called me a liar because I was "not showing any kind of respect to rules and teachers and that better shut up or we would need to go to the headmaster". I said that I'm not afraid of going to the headmaster's office and I don't feel guilty for anything. When I told him to ask some other pupils, who were in the library, if I had been playing computer games or not, he said that he had seen me and that was enough to prove that I was guilty. So when a girl tried to convince him that I had entered the library just a few seconds before and I hadn't played, he told her not to lie and better shut up, or she would have to go with me to the office too. After he had realized that the the headmaster wasn't at school anymore (lol) we went to the teachers' room where he started to blame me again in front of a informatics teacher. This teacher told the fucking cunt of a teacher that he could take a look at the computer protocol and that he would do that later. As you can imagine, I had no chance to say whole complete sentence, as the douchebag interrupted me after my third or fourth word every single time.If I had been playing Counter Strike (I would NEVER even do that!), I would had admitted to have done so, but what did see me doing?! I hardly had time to log in, let alone to start a game, as everybody knows that our school computers are slow as fuck, and to start even an Internet browser needs 5-7 minutes!I'm really looking forward to see the cunt's face when he sees the protocol of my account and notices that I hadn't done anything I'll probably try to force him somehow, to give a written apology to me, as, from the moral standpoint, he should do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francozola 2,040 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The following story really made me smile today...My friend and I went at lunch time to a supermarket to buy something to eat. Right after that we went back to school, as we wanted to go to the school library to search some information on the Internet about a Spanish grammar rule because of a test we'll have next week. Well, my friend went to the toilet, while I decided to go to the library as I wanted to log in on my account. Just 30 secs after I had logged on, a teacher appeared behind me, shouting I should logg out! When I asked "why?" (after I had stopped laughing because I was confused and kind of amused the same time), he said to me that I had been playing Counter Strike! WTF?! When I wanted to know if he was joking he called me a liar because I was "not showing any kind of respect to rules and teachers and that better shut up or we would need to go to the headmaster". I said that I'm not afraid of going to the headmaster's office and I don't feel guilty for anything. When I told him to ask some other pupils, who were in the library, if I had been playing computer games or not, he said that he had seen me and that was enough to prove that I was guilty. So when a girl tried to convince him that I had entered the library just a few seconds before and I hadn't played, he told her not to lie and better shut up, or she would have to go with me to the office too. After he had realized that the the headmaster wasn't at school anymore (lol) we went to the teachers' room where he started to blame me again in front of a informatics teacher. This teacher told the fucking cunt of a teacher that he could take a look at the computer protocol and that he would do that later. As you can imagine, I had no chance to say whole complete sentence, as the douchebag interrupted me after my third or fourth word every single time.If I had been playing Counter Strike (I would NEVER even do that!), I would had admitted to have done so, but what did see me doing?! I hardly had time to log in, let alone to start a game, as everybody knows that our school computers are slow as fuck, and to start even an Internet browser needs 5-7 minutes!I'm really looking forward to see the cunt's face when he sees the protocol of my account and notices that I hadn't done anything I'll probably try to force him somehow, to give a written apology to me, as, from the moral standpoint, he should do that.haha let us know what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Some pupils have vomited (at least it looks like puke...) on the cunt teacher's windscreen I swear, he's gotta be the most unpopular teacher at our school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Getting chatted up at work today Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 haha let us know what happensSo, nothing has happened so far. I asked the informatics teacher if he took a look at my account's protocol and he said he didn't because he "had no time left to do that". What an idiot, I've seen him drinking coffee for more than 30 minutes at least 4 times this week. It really wouldn't have taken him more than 5 minutes to control my protocol... incompetent teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Bolton vs Liverpool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 my daughter baking a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Seeing this http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 BluesChick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 BluesChickThanks I'm glad I made you smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Seeing this http://www.physioroo...njury_table.phpLOL, arsenal are certain to be leading a table every season, just not the league one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Bale worth £150 000 ,,,OMG they mean £150 million must be to pay arry's tax bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin123 534 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Seeing mick mccarthy this morning buying tuna in sainsburys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Getting chatted up at work today Love it! playaaaaaaaaaaaaaCongratulations on the baby by the way WHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 arry grumbling about Ballotelli ,,,gabby Neville mouthing off as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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