warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 BROKE my collar bone painful .. but breaking jaw was worseDid someone punch you? for flirting with his wife.....? LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Got hit on my index finger by a new ball as I was doing net session (practice sessions). Used to open the batting for my college. (I am talking cricket here)As I tried to defend the ball, i got hit by the ball inspite of the gloves. As i took off my gloves, I noticed my index finger still vibrating and the joint had moved towards the right side of my finger thereby making it impossible to bend it.The advantage was that I got to miss my exams but I miss the zonal tournament in Bangalore Btw, the doc who performed the surgery on me was the same one who performed a surgery on Harbhajan Singh.( Indian cricket Team's Spinner)Ouch.How long will it take to heal before you can play again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Ouch.How long will it take to heal before you can play again?This happened in 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 This happened in 2002...moving on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.F. 1,484 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 the noises the women make while playing tennis is intense :///Dmaria sharapova. edit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a Harry Potter-like scar on my forehead. The product of having a hard leather cricket ball crash into your skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZanSnake 1,211 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a Harry Potter-like scar on my forehead. The product of having a hard leather cricket ball crash into your skull.Or to have the oppertunity to fight a bald-headed twat who likes to play with little kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a Harry Potter-like scar on my forehead. The product of having a hard leather cricket ball crash into your skull.That explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I have a Harry Potter-like scar on my forehead. The product of having a hard leather cricket ball crash into your skull.Haha, you should see the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OReillyD36 311 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 The only accident i've ever really experienced was getting hit in the head with a golf club when I was younger other hurt my ankle a few times skateboarding back in the day and then that just a few cuts a bruises from training different sports. I have a bit of a dodgey left hip though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 The only accident i've ever really experienced was getting hit in the head with a golf club when I was younger other hurt my ankle a few times skateboarding back in the day and then that just a few cuts a bruises from training different sports. I have a bit of a dodgey left hip though Golf club? Ouch!. I always damage myself when playing football, even today I fucked my knee up playing football. If I was good enough to be a professional I would probably be a jonothan woodgate/ledley king of football, always injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Anyone here play Halo 1 online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Anyone here play Halo 1 online? On the PC? Yeah I used to, there's a lot of modding on it for the past few years though, but it's pretty funny I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OReillyD36 311 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Golf club? Ouch!. I always damage myself when playing football, even today I fucked my knee up playing football. If I was good enough to be a professional I would probably be a jonothan woodgate/ledley king of football, always injured.It was entirely my own fault, stomped down of it and it flipped up and caught me on just above my eye, didn't hurt at all but was in shock with the all the blood ha, I was a fairly dangerous child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldo 868 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 "Bellend 679 up, 171 downThe end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wankget ma bellend in your mouth bitch"http://www.urbandict...hp?term=bellendSorry but... HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA :D the staff here is crazy BlueLion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 This will be interesting.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I predict a riot For once this actually wasn't me either... although I am sworn to secrecy as to which member of staff came up with the suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall 315 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I think TX deserves to get legend status due to him having to have "bellend" under his avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I think its novel, and its been done for a laugh since TX craves legend status to such an extent he has appointed himself one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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