Leif 6,006 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 @manpe,Ah, but I'm overweight you see. I don't want to be tubby anymore I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT DAMMIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 @manpe,Ah, but I'm overweight you see. I don't want to be tubby anymore I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT DAMMIT!If you're young just ask Zolayes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 @manpe,Ah, but I'm overweight you see. I don't want to be tubby anymore I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT DAMMIT!You could give yourself two names, so you will be basically two persons. That automatically cuts your weight in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why do men have nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why do men have nipples?To nurse. Do you know that men are actually capable of producing breast milk? It's not common but it's possible. If you suffer from constant hunger, stress and pain over a prolonged period of time you can start spontaneously producing milk. It's also believed that a long time ago men nursed babies, not only women. What we see today are rudimentary leftovers of those times, just like body hair. Plus nipples perform important sexual functions, at least for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why do men have nipples?Because we develop them when we are an amorphous genderless blob in our mother's womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 and some men are bigger tits than others and seems our new manager is quite busty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why do men have nipples?They are just a decoration.... Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Why do men have nipples?You gotta admit it feels like something is missing without them. Makes it look empty!Like RyanDavidson said, decoration. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Live stream for KSI! http://de.twitch.tv/ksiolajidebt Kezza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Just took a poo which weighed 1.8lbs. An upgrade from yesterday's 1.6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Just took a poo which weighed 1.8lbs. An upgrade from yesterday's 1.6.Good news for you since you are fat and trying to lose weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Stomach keeps rumbling. Can't tell If I'm hungry or need another shit. Therefore, I'm gonna go and sit on the toilet with some food. 2 Birds 1 Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Stomach keeps rumbling. Can't tell If I'm hungry or need another shit. Therefore, I'm gonna go and sit on the toilet with some food. 2 Birds 1 Stone.You are a sick puppy, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Woop london. Here I come!!! CHOULO19 and Liquidator 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Why do Scottish people twitch the necks all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Why do Scottish people twitch the necks all the time?What!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Why do Scottish people twitch the necks all the time?There shite accent makes it hard for the to speak and pronounce some words.These words require a lot of acccccccccch-ing and general coughing like sounds, to make these sounds they twitch there necks in an attempt to differentiate the acccccccccccch-ing Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 What!?!You know. When you bastards talk you just twitch you head to the side; it looks like a mini epileptic fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You know. When you bastards talk you just twitch you head to the side; it looks like a mini epileptic fit.Never seen one Scottish person do that ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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