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@manpe,

Ah, but I'm overweight you see. I don't want to be tubby anymore :( I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET SEX WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT DAMMIT!

You could give yourself two names, so you will be basically two persons. That automatically cuts your weight in half.

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Why do men have nipples?

To nurse. Do you know that men are actually capable of producing breast milk? It's not common but it's possible. If you suffer from constant hunger, stress and pain over a prolonged period of time you can start spontaneously producing milk. It's also believed that a long time ago men nursed babies, not only women. What we see today are rudimentary leftovers of those times, just like body hair. Plus nipples perform important sexual functions, at least for me :blush:

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Why do Scottish people twitch the necks all the time?

There shite accent makes it hard for the to speak and pronounce some words.

These words require a lot of acccccccccch-ing and general coughing like sounds, to make these sounds they twitch there necks in an attempt to differentiate the acccccccccccch-ing

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