Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Should go show them who's boss!With their son, I have a score to settle.. meanwhile, tomorrow afternoon I make them buggering OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I have a 2300 word essay due, which is a critique on Jared Diamond's book on the Spanish Conquest of the Inca Empire due in about 6 hours time.I still haven't started Like a bawws capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Solonapoli should play this at the loudest possible volume: Jamaican English . That's not English, that's a Creole!Whaaaaat the fuuck? However it's perfect! capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Whaaaaat the fuuck? However it's perfect! Haha, Jamaican's speak English in a strange way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan Dem capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Haha, Jamaican's speak English in a strange way.I did not understand a single word I don't understand very well normal English.. Jamaican English, do not even understand a letter capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I did not understand a single word I don't understand very well normal English.. Jamaican English, do not even understand a letter I can't understand either! It just sounds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I can't understand either! It just sounds good Tomorrow at the bastards neighbors, sound good Jamaican English capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorontoChelsea 4,064 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I have a 2300 word essay due, which is a critique on Jared Diamond's book on the Spanish Conquest of the Inca Empire due in about 6 hours time.I still haven't started I hope you've read the book at least! Otherwise, you might have to pull one of these sort of things...http://www.theonion.com/articles/ask-a-highschool-student-who-didnt-do-the-required,12210/ capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Also have a son asshole, we were friends before, now I'd take a fight without problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan DemHere are the lyrics..Now dis is di original Burro BantonBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demBadda dan demMi born badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trendMi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan demmi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stemWah test dem, di banton a tru born legendenter di bidnezz '75 an dat was way back whenWuk dem! Wipipipi bamskengwhen Beenie and Bounty dem was just childrenif you tink a lie, go ask the general skengmi used to dj Stereo Mars from ten till tenVolcano, 'jaro until di needle it bendahm di govonor general dat mean seh me nuh beg frendem tek mi banton, mi neva tek nutten fi demam di standard recommended highest grade of di blendstart round a walk to pen with ricky ten dem round a grants pen Badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trendMi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan demmi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stemMi stan up like daniel inna di lion den,walk alone, dat means de mi nuh walk wit frenany bwoy mi nuh like, me nuh chat up to dem,gyal mi no rate cyaan be mi gal frenmachine me nuh borrow, machine me nuh lendme lock di glock an massive ten fi sake ah childrenwar, obstacle, barriers and problems,if a clat violate u kno am get condem Call mi badda dan dem, and go rougher dan dem All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trendMi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan demmi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stemFrom di day mi born seh mi a gangsta fi demsome tackin out dem face and dem is no problem,stand up outta road and dem a peep over me fencelike dem waan take di stripes outta me pants legjah jah ah mi guide, selassi ah mi confidencemi earnin all di dollars, dem accumilating centshyping up demselfs, an dem dont have no senseah mi rule di lane, di streets and di providence Mi badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trendMi ban quicker dan dem, mi dress slicker dan demmi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stemWah test dem, di banton a tru born legendenter di bidnezz '75 an dat was way back whenWuk dem! Wipipipi bamskengwhen Beenie and Bounty dem was just childrenif you tink a lie, go ask the general skengmi used to dj Stereo Mars from ten till tenVolcano, 'jaro until di needle it bendahm di govonor general dat mean seh me nuh beg frendem tek mi Banton, mi neva tek nutten fi demam di standard recommended highest grade of di blendstart round a walk to pen with ricky ten dem round a grants pen Badda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem All dem a move an a gwaan u kno ah mi set di trendMi ban quicker dan dem, dress slicker dan demmi ah di leaf, mi ah di root, mi ah di branch, mi ah di stemBadda dan dem, an go rougher dan dem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I hope you've read the book at least! Otherwise, you might have to pull one of these sort of things...http://www.theonion....required,12210/Yeah I've read the book. It's easy though. Basically Diamond's argument comes down to 'Guns, Germs and Steel'; which is really easy to work with. All I have to do is define what he means by those, agree with them, then pack in my essay with quotes from other authors to support my argument Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorontoChelsea 4,064 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Could not understand a single word that guy was saying, other than Badder Dan DemPatois is impossible to understand! There are tons of Jamaicans in Toronto and if you hang out in certain areas, you will hear it all the time. I just know a few swear which always seems to be the first thing most of us learn in new languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 In Italy exist the "dialect" you don't understand nothing surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Scottish accent swearing is the best.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTEBilly Connolly = god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorontoChelsea 4,064 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Yeah I've read the book. It's easy though. Basically Diamond's argument comes down to 'Guns, Germs and Steel'; which is really easy to work with. All I have to do is define what he means by those, agree with them, then pack in my essay with quotes from other authors to support my argument Glorious padding...gotta love those footnotes. "Ibid" is only one word but it takes up a whole line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Dialect "tarantino" from my city! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Glorious padding...gotta love those footnotes. "Ibid" is only one word but it takes up a whole line!Uhoh, I think I'm running into trouble here. I've completed the first paragraph, and I've already got 600 words down without a single quote. It'll be really hard to keep under the limit.Chicago Style Referencing is something loathesome. Why can't they let me use Harvard Style?! OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Uhoh, I think I'm running into trouble here. I've completed the first paragraph, and I've already got 600 words down without a single quote. It'll be really hard to keep under the limit.Chicago Style Referencing is something loathesome. Why can't they let me use Harvard Style?!What the limit is 2300? I thought you said the minimum was 2300.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solonapoli 256 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 To me when people argue it's because don't fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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