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I'm tired of the serious threads for today, I have a headache and the pub seems a much more suitable thread for me now.

Where are you, lads? Don't leave the lass alone precinct!

edit: from what I gathered from the last pages all this place needs to buzz is porn (although all of you pretended it wasn't @ that triggered the thread, and pretended it was valentine's day).

So I shall search some porn and post here... but I'm not an admin, does it mean I'll be banned? :lol:

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I'm tired of the serious threads for today, I have a headache and the pub seems a much more suitable thread for me now.

Where are you, lads? Don't leave the lass alone precinct!

edit: from what I gathered from the last pages all this place needs to buzz is porn (although all of you pretended it wasn't @ that triggered the thread, and pretended it was valentine's day).

So I shall search some porn and post here... but I'm not an admin, does it mean I'll be banned? :lol:

i am sure we could do something a bit more 'tuned in' b :-)

Btw how are you?

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i am sure we could do something a bit more 'tuned in' b :-)

Btw how are you?

I had a headache from hell after having two days of very high peaks of fever. Other than that I'm good and my birthday is tomorrow, and I hope I'll at least be able to samba with my friends.

But will I be banned or not for the porn? That's the important question. I like TC way too much to be banned because of that.

Never seen even you posting the kind of graphic Jay Jay did. Good job with that one, Tom. He's been suggesting to give me massages the last couple of days with the equivalent of cat-porn. I'm flattered.

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I had a headache from hell after having two days of very high peaks of fever. Other than that I'm good and my birthday is tomorrow, and I hope I'll at least be able to samba with my friends.

But will I be banned or not for the porn? That's the important question. I like TC way too much to be banned because of that.

Never seen even you posting the kind of graphic Jay Jay did. Good job with that one, Tom. He's been suggesting to give me massages the last couple of days with the equivalent of cat-porn. I'm flattered.

If you do, B, use a spoiler :-) i am curious now!

Ps: you sound like the flu has struck, here it has struck as well! I am inoculated but i am the last one standing. :-(.

Ps2: Happy B-day! Tell Diego he needs to nurture you like hell :Goober:

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If you do, B, use a spoiler :-) i am curious now!

Ps: you sound like the flu has struck, here it has struck as well! I am inoculated but i am the last one standing. :-(.

Ps2: Happy B-day! Tell Diego he needs to nurture you like hell :Goober:

lol, Diego poor thing, is long past and done :P

After that I had a chance with the guy from the karaoke but I guess I blew it. I think I need specialist advice on that, Tom, I'm a failure in the dating scene. Should have stayed out of it, hahahahahaha

I haven't even started looking, but if you tell me I'm free to post in the spoiler tags, so I'm going to do my best. My head is still killing me, so I may not be sucessful

Thanks for the b-day wishes, just read your plans for valentines were also victim of the flu. Well, at least you'll have a chance to do something nice out of a special date now :P I'm sure the missus will like it even better :D

edit: MY EYES!!!!! I'll never recover from the images from funny porn gif on google.

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I had a headache from hell after having two days of very high peaks of fever. Other than that I'm good and my birthday is tomorrow, and I hope I'll at least be able to samba with my friends.

But will I be banned or not for the porn? That's the important question. I like TC way too much to be banned because of that.

Never seen even you posting the kind of graphic Jay Jay did. Good job with that one, Tom. He's been suggesting to give me massages the last couple of days with the equivalent of cat-porn. I'm flattered.

Then you've missed quite a lot of what Tom posts in here! :lol:

Just put in a spoiler tag and wrote NSFW above it.

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well as I'm a starter in the art Jason is now a master, I'll give a Brazilian touch, with little flesh, because I'm already red as a potato and I'm alone!!!!!

still not as good as Jay and Tom, I suppose. Sorry for the disappointment! I'm still dealing with the girl having cum dropping from her nose during a BJ.

slightly NSFW

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edit: another one

Beach%20girl.gif

Then you've missed quite a lot of what Tom posts in here! :lol:

Just put in a spoiler tag and wrote NSFW above it.

you have no idea what my eyes just saw in the research I did using the word FUNNY, I can't imagine if I haven't.

And here I thought I wasn't a prude at all and was quite okay with a few people naked. I'm a failure.

Did you join the train too, Chou Chou?

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After that I had a chance with the guy from the karaoke but I guess I blew it. I think I need specialist advice on that, Tom, I'm a failure in the dating scene. Should have stayed out it

Nah .... Key is not in what a girl can deliver (or does deliver/tells to deliver). In the dating game, all is about spreading/dosing it all. I can very much see you overpowering those poor chumps :Goober:

Ps: it takes one to know one :-)

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Nah .... Key is not in what a girl can deliver (or does deliver/tells to deliver). In the dating game, all is about spreading/dosing it all. I can very much see you overpowering those poor chumps :Goober:

Ps: it takes one to know one :-)

Well, I blew it off because for a moment I wanted to friendzone him... then I did it, then now it's dust in the wind.

Diego I broke up because I wasn't ready for the level of commitment he wanted. Also a few other issues, but mainly that. I'll come back to this post later when my brain is actually working to understand what you meant.

NSFW

But I guess I got the idea I can't be too much, or overwhelming or give everything at once.

got it

photo-Funny-Masturbation-GIF-477548110.g

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Well, I blew it off because for a moment I wanted to friendzone him... then I did it, then now it's dust in the wind.

Diego I broke up because I wasn't ready for the level of commitment he wanted. Also a few other issues, but mainly that. I'll come back to this post later when my brain is actually working to understand what you meant.

NSFW

But I guess I got the idea I can't be too much, or overwhelming or give everything at once.

got it

photo-Funny-Masturbation-GIF-477548110.g

THAT GIF !!!!
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Well, I blew it off because for a moment I wanted to friendzone him... then I did it, then now it's dust in the wind.

Diego I broke up because I wasn't ready for the level of commitment he wanted. Also a few other issues, but mainly that. I'll come back to this post later when my brain is actually working to understand what you meant.

NSFW

But I guess I got the idea I can't be too much, or overwhelming or give everything at once.

got it

photo-Funny-Masturbation-GIF-477548110.g

I dont mean much. Just I can see you be overwhelming for some guys. :lol: .

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you have no idea what my eyes just saw in the research I did using the word FUNNY, I can't imagine if I haven't.

And here I thought I wasn't a prude at all and was quite okay with a few people naked. I'm a failure.

Did you join the train too, Chou Chou?

Hahaha I'm immune to all that stuff after the links that Tom makes me click on :lol:

I must say, after all those introductions, is that the best you can do?! :P

Here try these :Goober:

NSFW

rSvQG.gif

1PornFailRaceCar.gif

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@Stingray, see what I told you Tom. Bloody mental corruption! :rant:

hey at least it got the thread moving - which proves my point and I'm not abandoned in the precinct as I was when I first posted. I'm too ill to read serious posts mixed with the usual bullshit.

My point stands: porn makes every thread move.

Hahaha I'm immune to all that stuff after the links that Tom makes me click on :lol:

I must say, after all those introductions, is that the best you can do?! :P

Here try these :Goober:

NSFW

rSvQG.gif

1PornFailRaceCar.gif

*dying here*

I can't breathe. can't stop laughing.

Damn, you, Tom, you're good, not that I didn't know that already, but still :clap:

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