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I'd just like to let everyone know that I'm currently having Twitter-sex-talk with some amazingly hot girl.

Sure, I've lied about my age, occupation, interests, and pretty much everything, but I've been honest about everything else.. :ph34r:

If you have lied about almost everything, what are the chances that she too has lied about something important like her/his sex for example?

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If you have lied about almost everything, what are the chances that she too has lied about something important like her/his sex for example?

I'd just like to let everyone know that I'm currently having Twitter-sex-talk with some amazingly hot girl.

Sure, I've lied about my age, occupation, interests, and pretty much everything, but I've been honest about everything else.. :ph34r:

Personally, I try to sex women up in the person. If I can't do it in the flesh, I probably can't do it over the internets. I just don't get the point of trying to start relationships over the web. I should probably lie more often or avoid certain topics, because on more than one occasion women have lost interest in me once they found out I was younger then they are. I'm also pretty bad at picking up the 'come fuck me' signals, which is often the butt of many jokes made by my friends.

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you post pages of junk in threads ,,,then go OTT over a one line joke .... seems you aussies are having problems with perspective

Jesus Christ, Cap can't do anything right can he? He gets stick when he 'spams' and even more criticism when he puts a lot of effort into a post. It seems the poor guy can't catch a break.

Also, please stop insulting Austrlians and Australia, I for one haven't done anything wrong. Hate the individual not the many!

Besides, many of us are aggressive due the Inferiority Complex known as Culture Cringe and it often makes us seem racist, xenophobic and belligerent. I'm not trying to justify anything, just bringing the cause and effect to light.

http://www.the-rathouse.com/Another_look_at_the_Cultural_Cringe.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia

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Jesus Christ, Cap can't do anything right can he? He gets stick when he 'spams' and even more criticism when he puts a lot of effort into a post. It seems the poor guy can't catch a break.

Also, please stop insulting Austrlians and Australia, I for one haven't done anything wrong. Hate the individual not the many!

Besides, many of us are aggressive due the Inferiority Complex known as Culture Cringe and it often makes us seem racist, xenophobic and belligerent. I'm not trying to justify anything, just bringing the cause and effect to light.

http://www.the-ratho...ural_Cringe.htm

http://en.wikipedia....ringe#Australia

I have always admired Aussies for their sporting prowess ,but on this forum led by the Orange one and Cap ...it seems they want to take over ...

seems you certainly hunt like a pack

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I have always admired Aussies for their sporting prowess ,but on this forum led by the Orange one and Cap ...it seems they want to take over ...

seems you certainly hunt like a pack

Maybe they are trying to takeover. I could see them moving attempting to move CFC from Fulham to Chelsea, Victoria!

I consider myself a lone wolf or as some say...

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I have always admired Aussies for their sporting prowess ,but on this forum led by the Orange one and Cap ...it seems they want to take over ...

seems you certainly hunt like a pack

I have nothing against English sporting teams except a good natured rivalry.

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First of all, Slovenia isn't Eastern Europe but Central Europe - it's right below Austria.

And second, fans here aren't violent, Balkan fans are violent (Serbs, Croats), but not all too...

Moving this badboy to the pub, because it has nothing to do with Terry!

Isn't Sloevenia a Balkan country? If so I apologise for saying that it was.

Pretty country you have there.

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Nice and early start tomorrow (hopefully), hit the gym like a pure beast as well...

I want learn English, and I want talk English perfectly. But I don't know how I do

Your English is exceptional already, its really easy to understand on this so I don't see why you think you need to improve it! I take it the schools/colleges in Italy teach English yeah? Over here in Scotland, the schools try to teach us French (which I wasn't too great at, in fact I was terrible).

I would probably like to learn another language (just not French, I can't pronounce half the English words never mind French ones :Goober:....) just in case I met any non-English speaking people in the UK or away in Europe/Asia/Africa/South America. Just seems like most places in Europe learn English as a secondary or third language though due to the rapidly increase in British tourists visiting places like France, Italy, Spain, Germany etc.

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