The Pub - Discuss Anything

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

If you play beides me .... I will captain you mate

We play that defence shit the belgian way!

Play it the fucking Scottish way, the "you knock it past me and I'm booting off half your shin and keeping it as a trophy" way. But with a touch of Belgian flair and we kick their shin in a specific way that it looks like we kicked the ball and someone from the crowd just randomly threw their shin at someone.

[Jase 43,479]

I am a more Scottish, crazier, more talented version of Azpi. Honestly though I could play anywhere, utility man, RB, CB, RM, CM, CF, CAM, LM...... you name it I can play there bar GK.

You really are Azpi. He also said he can play anywhere.

And you are just like Raphael, rating yourself so highly. Shameless self promotion!

[Rmpr 8,977]

So basically...

Ryan is Azpi with a rapist face and Choulo represents Mikel. That'll sure protect the back 4 very well...

And c'mon Raphael, you on the LW as Hazard. You're no him. You're Benayoun!

And why am I the manager??

I am white Neymar!

[Stingray 9,441]

Play it the fucking Scottish way, the "you knock it past me and I'm booting off half your shin and keeping it as a trophy".

Comon, we cant all get red cards. Behave!

[Jase 43,479]

If you play beides me .... I will captain you mate

We play that defence shit the belgian way!

Can't be worse than a 10-0-1 system, can it like Craig Levein did?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

You really are Azpi. He also said he can play anywhere.

And you are just like Raphael, rating yourself so highly. Shameless self promotion!

I didn't say I was good in any specific position. I just fancy myself as a bit of an all rounder, I think I'm capable of playing multiple roles

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Comon, we cant all get red cards. Behave!

Why the fuck not?

[Stingray 9,441]

I didn't say I was good in any specific position. I just fancy myself as a bit of an all rounder, I think I'm capable of playing multiple roles

Ow god ..... We have a diva rb here :-)

[Hutcho 8,443]

I have been forgotten in all of these. I played for West Kent you fuckers!

Its ok mate, you can join my team. Fuck all these foreigners.

[Jase 43,479]

I have been forgotten in all of these. I played for West Kent you fuckers!

West Kent who? We are the special ones!

[Hutcho 8,443]

kojo got banned? WTF?

[Jase 43,479]

Ow god ..... We have a diva rb here :-)

DUH! He's the rapist Scottish version of Azpi...

[Stingray 9,441]

kojo got banned? WTF?

Dont ask....

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

DUH! He's the rapist Scottish version of Azpi...

Na I'd say I am nothing like Azpi. Hes far too "caring" for the opposition, he doesn't do shit like this, I'd do this if I got skinned Wouldn't rape the opposition but they would leave the field close to physically broken.

In fact just play me as the #10 too much of a chance I'd get sent off at RB

[Hutcho 8,443]

Dont ask....

If kojo got banned for a gay comment, i better clarify that my "Fuck the Foreigners" comment was a joke lol.