The Pub - Discuss Anything

[BluesChick 1,260]

What have the Scottish given to the world?

Let's see the steam engine, quinine, the telegrapgh, iron bridges, Neptune, etc.

http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/thingscot.html

Sectarianism is my favourite.

Haha, that lists Whiskey as an Scottish invention. Sure they drunks are famous for it but it sure as hell wasn't invented there!

King Arthur was from Cornwalll...I could be wrong!

I also love (hate) how they mention Alexander Flemming discovered Penicilin yet completley fail to mention they MEDICAL APPLICATION OF PENICILIAN WAS INVENTED BY AN AUSTRALIAN. HOWARD FLOREY FOR THE WIN!

BOOM.

No.

Because its the cabin of a plane and the plane crashed.

FUCKING VICTORY

I remember now, still fuck Australia

Dinnae wut yer torkin aboot. ACK.

The Chemistry ones are right, but you also need to remember Scots will claim all their descendants around the world. I was talking to a Scots woman who asked which clan I was from and I told her I had no Scots but my husband did. She looked at me with a sympathetic look and said "Well, dearie, then you are one of us!"

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[Amblève. 4,995]

Because the pub now is mixed gender : the international boob chart !!!

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

Aint I the feminist one !!

Obvious that Sweden and Russia are red

[Stingray 9,441]

Away ye go an wash ya manky bastart. When ah catch ye ah'm gony stick mah truncheon up yer arse, midgie raker!

[BluesChick 1,260]

Away ye go an wash ya manky bastart. When ah catch ye ah'm gony stick mah truncheon up yer arse, midgie raker!

Good lord, man! I'd rather read your French shite!

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[Stingray 9,441]

Good lord, man! I'd rather read your French shite!

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Is it not geammatically correct, miss?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Away ye go an wash ya manky bastart. When ah catch ye ah'm gony stick mah truncheon up yer arse, midgie raker!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dont know why but that reminds me of this and these guys aren't even Scottish hahahahah

Anyway I'll be back later......

[BluesChick 1,260]

Good lord, man! I'd rather read your French shite!

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Is it not geammatically correct, miss?

It makes my ears hurt! As I am sure my French would do to you!

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[BluesChick 1,260]

Wan'an wo de pengyou!

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[Stingray 9,441]

Ok second try at learning Scottish :

When a went oot wi het i wis feelin right rajjy! So ah ett three kebabs last night na noo mah ring's pure loupin!

[Stingray 9,441]

Ah'm gettin the fuck ootae here!

[Stingray 9,441]

Wan'an wo de pengyou!

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Ow no Mandarin?

[whatthemata 249]

When a went oot wi het i wis feelin right rajjy! So ah ett three kebabs last night na noo mah ring's pure loupin!

[Stingray 9,441]

When a went oot wi het i wis feelin right rajjy! So ah ett three kebabs last night na noo mah ring's pure loupin!

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Eh I ken .... Oh Querido, oh querido!

[Dion 2,476]

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Also:

What's up with the average height in Netherlands? That's too damn high, 1.84?! Come on!

[Stingray 9,441]

What's up with the average height in Netherlands? That's too damn high, 1.84?! Come on!

Thats true ! Dutch are really big !!