The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Rambo 1,729]

@Rambo,

@samzilla,

@TorontoChelsea,

@bushman,

Its funny how Canada and New Zealand are so much alike. We both have a natural attraction, everyoe comes to our countries for their shear beauty. We both have decent senses of humor, and we both hate our neighbouring countries which people always associate us with!

Can't wait to visit Canada one day!

Come visit Toronto and watch the Leafs in the playoffs!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I'm watching the match on Sky Sport and I have to say, British ads are just terrible. Completely meaningless!

[Kezza 1,965]

Australians don't hate New Zealander. We think of you as an annoying little brother that overcompensates in one field which is rugby. Also if you hated us, half of New Zealand wouldn't be working and living in the great and most serene country of Australia.

Of course you don't, we don't like Aussies. Like how you tried to claim the all whites as an 'Australasian' football team in the Last World Cup,

http://www.smh.com.au/world-cup-2010/world-cup-news/australasia-1--slovakia-1-kiwis-get-the-point-20100616-ydks.html

Look at that headline!

or how you stole the pavlova and Russell Crowe.

Kiwis don't go to Australia to be around Australians, they go there because you get paid more than 30% extra for doing the same job. They go to Australia, make a few hundred grand in the mines or whatever, come home and make a life here. (Unless they spend all the money on women and booze).

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

This Di Canio bullshit on the news is ridiculous. Fuck me man. As bad as fascism is, I don't give a fuck about Di Canio's political views. I will judge him as a football manager not a politician.

[Kieran. 6,317]

This Di Canio bullshit on the news is ridiculous. Fuck me man. As bad as fascism is, I don't give a fuck about Di Canio's political views. I will judge him as a football manager not a politician.

Meh, fuck fascists.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Meh, fuck fascists.

Yeah I know, they are disgusting people but still they rant on about this interview he said in 2005 rather than will he keep them up or not. The media are also buying into it too. He should be taking about football, not having to try and defend himself for something outside of football.

[Spike 12,049]

Of course you don't, we don't like Aussies. Like how you tried to claim the all whites as an 'Australasian' football team in the Last World Cup,

http://www.smh.com.au/world-cup-2010/world-cup-news/australasia-1--slovakia-1-kiwis-get-the-point-20100616-ydks.html

Look at that headline!

or how you stole the pavlova and Russell Crowe.

Kiwis don't go to Australia to be around Australians, they go there because you get paid more than 30% extra for doing the same job. They go to Australia, make a few hundred grand in the mines or whatever, come home and make a life here. (Unless they spend all the money on women and booze).

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

Scotland is still superior to Australia. And New Zealand.

[Spike 12,049]

Scotland is still superior to Australia. And New Zealand.

You stole everything that is ' unique ' to your country.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

You stole everything that is ' unique ' to your country.

Like what?

[Spike 12,049]

Like what?

Bagpipes - Introduced by the Romans from Turkey.

Haggis - Introduced by Vikings, specifically Norwegian.

Scotch - Eventually found it's way to the Highlands during the 15th century. Said to have originated in Babylonia.

Tartan - Originated in Austria as early as 400BC even earlier was found Eurasia. Wasn't Scottish 'traditional clothes' till the 18th century.

Penicillin- Was only discovered by a Scot. It's actual medical application was invented by three men an Australian, German and a Pom.

Celtic FC - Irish Immigrants

Golf - An evolution of a Roman game called paganica.

William Wallace did not wear tartan nor did he wear a kilt. Out dates both by several centuries.

[Kezza 1,965]

We didn't really steal Russe Crowe. He has an Australian accent, grew up in Sydney and owned a Australia rugby team. Kind of like Napoleon, his family was Italian but he was more than French.

Did steal Split Enz though for some reason.

THEN why is my mate marrying a KIWI woman? Point to Spike, game set match.

Cause shes a gold digger.

Kiwi men are less wealthy.

[OneMoSalah 8,799]

Bagpipes - Introduced by the Romans from Turkey.

Haggis - Introduced by Vikings, specifically Norwegian.

Scotch - Eventually found it's way to the Highlands during the 15th century. Said to have originated in Babylonia.

Tartan - Originated in Austria as early as 400BC even earlier was found Eurasia. Wasn't Scottish 'traditional clothes' till the 18th century.

Penicillin- Was only discovered by a Scot. It's actual medical application was invented by three men an Australian, German and a Pom.

Celtic FC - Irish Immigrants

Golf - An evolution of a Roman game called paganica.

William Wallace did not wear tartan nor did he wear a kilt. Out dates both by several centuries.

Did your country produce the beast that is Charlie Adam? No. Did you guys produce Irn Bru? No. Do you guys have Frankie Boyle? No. Your jealous mate. As the rest of the world are.

Anyway my nights these days are excellent, I sit up watching monk into early hours of the morning.

[Spike 12,049]

Cause shes a gold digger.

Kiwi men are less wealthy.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's what my mate's really racist dad said. Even though he is a poor as all hell apprentice plumber.

Did your country produce the beast that is Charlie Adam? No. Did you guys produce Irn Bru? No. Do you guys have Frankie Boyle? No. Your jealous mate. As the rest of the world are.

Anyway my nights these days are excellent, I sit up watching monk into early hours of the morning.

1. http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html
2. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Saxton_Hale

[Leif 6,006]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help

Confidence is key. Girls love it so if you aren't actually confident, fake it. Don't look down, don't mumble, don't seem confused, don't be too eager. You make the arrangements, pick up the bill, and be as natural as you can be. Go somewhere where you can have a drink. It makes it easier for both of you to relax. Listen to what she says and show interest. (Men will listen without looking at a person. Women think that means we aren't listening). Be funny and have fun and make sure she has fun. You want her to associate you with having a good time. (Leif=fun). Ultimately, what helps the most is when you realize that there are many girls out there. If this one doesn't work, others will. Then, you can just relax and have a great time.

[Leif 6,006]

@TorontoChelsea,

Are you a dating wizard? I think that's exactly what I wanted to hear. I owe you. (Well, I should do anyway. The date is this Saturday. Will post how it goes!)

[Hutcho 8,443]

Just finished 27th out of 9200 people in a 11 dollar poker tournment. Was playing for 8 hours.