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Wonder when the people in France gana get off the mountian......

No doubt wont be long until the next 'end of world' prediction that some fall for.Seemed to work for Harold Camping and he got rich from it..then randomly decided he got it wrong and set another date months later

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Zombie apocalypse? :P

What? No? There are no such thing as zombies. It was just a hideously mangled and disturbingly perverted squirtle who kidnapped me and bit my left arm off and chainsawed my other only to sew them back on except he's swapped the two, so I have a left right arm and a right left arm if you dig what I'm saying. He's been awfully kind for a fucking psychopath I have to admit, because he's lended me a laptop, and that's a very good thing because how else would I have learned that 'lended' is actually wrong, at least according to this autocorrect thing. One thing I wish he hadn't done is, well, there are a few things I wish he hadn't done, but anyway, he's sliced off a little chunk of flesh from my right thigh and started to fry it in a pan right as I'm watching. He has this sickening smile on his face as he stares into my soul, as if he's trying to tell me he'll feed me that piece of my own flesh. I hope I'm mistaken. I'm a vegetarian, you know. So, anyway, how's it going, Choulo?

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What? No? There are no such thing as zombies. It was just a hideously mangled and disturbingly perverted squirtle who kidnapped me and bit my left arm off and chainsawed my other only to sew them back on except he's swapped the two, so I have a left right arm and a right left arm if you dig what I'm saying. He's been awfully kind for a fucking psychopath I have to admit, because he's lended me a laptop, and that's a very good thing because how else would I have learned that 'lended' is actually wrong, at least according to this autocorrect thing. One thing I wish he hadn't done is, well, there are a few things I wish he hadn't done, but anyway, he's sliced off a little chunk of flesh from my right thigh and started to fry it in a pan right as I'm watching. He has this sickening smile on his face as he stares into my soul, as if he's trying to tell me he'll feed me that piece of my own flesh. I hope I'm mistaken. I'm a vegetarian, you know.

So you're just having another ordinary day? :P

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Dear Sun,

Can you please burn a bit less than what you have prepared for us (Brazilians) today?

It is fucking 38 degrees in here, almost giving up on my football!

Thanks and please dont have a solar storm anytime soon...

It was sunny in England once...

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