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[capriccioso 2,545]

Because you're not hairy

I had just shaved before that mugshot.

[Kezza 1,965]

They are monkeys... well, smoking Pretty self-explanatory and adorable.

To go a little deeper, they remind me of myself a bit.

Haha fair enough.

Gave up smoking. Getting too expensive.

[OneMoSalah 8,785]

yeah fuck off nobody wants you anyways.

Fuck you

Do you go to school or anything? Cause how the fuck do you go to sleep at 6am then get up like 2 hours later for school?

Schools not back on here to like the 14th

I am in real life. Am I a bad bad person?

Yes you are, get back to the Maleborge.

[Kezza 1,965]

Gradually going into a troll face >>>>>

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yes you are, get back to the Maleborge.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Pretty self-explanatory and adorable.

It makes me sad that a monkey could be forced by people to do things like that.

[manpe 10,861]

I had just shaved before that mugshot.

Anybody can grow a beard, but the question is, do you have hair on your chest, stomach, shoulders and... palms?

[Spike 12,049]

Anybody can grow a beard, but the question is, do you have hair on your chest, stomach, shoulders and... palms?

Yes to all those except the last one. People seem to think that wanking causes hairy palms, not true as the constant friction keeps it nice and hairless.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Anybody can grow a beard, but the question is, do you have hair on your chest, stomach, shoulders and... palms?

Not really. I do have a lot of hair on my armpits and pubic area.

Who the hell grows hair on their palms?!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Don't want to sound disrespectful or anything, but curiosity is a bitch. What is the point of fasting, which essentially means starving yourself? That can't be healthy. I could of course google it, but it's more fun when (capriccioso flaunts his wits) it turns into a discussion or smth.

Truth be told I think I'm a bit of an idiot. Aside from being great at cognitive tasks like memory.

I would wager that the majority of this forum would destroy me in an IQ test.

[Kezza 1,965]

Yes to all those except the last one. People seem to think that wanking causes hairy palms, not true as the constant friction keeps it nice and hairless.

HAHAHA WTF? Who said that? Thats the funniest thing iv ever heard!

[manpe 10,861]

Who the hell grows hair on their palms?!

Somebody who isn't wanker:

Yes to all those except the last one. People seem to think that wanking causes hairy palms, not true as the constant friction keeps it nice and hairless.

Busted, both of you

[capriccioso 2,545]

Somebody who isn't wanker:

Busted, both of you

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

[manpe 10,861]

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

Flashlight? Its more like a tree trunk!

[Jase 43,479]

Thursday can't come soon enough. Freedom awaits ( ) but fear and paranoid will linger around for awhile..

[Spike 12,049]

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

I've always wondered how dem flesh lights held up to the real thang.

[Fulham Broadway 16,920]

Yes to all those except the last one. People seem to think that wanking causes hairy palms, not true as the constant friction keeps it nice and hairless.

Not really. I do have a lot of hair on my armpits and pubic area.

Who the hell grows hair on their palms?!

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

If this was my pub I'd bar the fucking lot of you