The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Leif 6,006]

To be honest, I just want another sexy Serbian in our squad. LOOK AT IVAN'S BUM FOR GOD SAKE!

[Jase 43,479]

Who here is a frequent Twitter user? No trolling please. Need help for work here.

[Leif 6,006]

Just took a massive poo in my toilet.

That's where I do most of my thinking and reflecting these days. Well, there and in the shower.

I was thinking about Drogba this time.

Near the end of my thinking, I kept replaying his Champions League winning penalty over and over again in my head.

My knees felt weak, I began to sweat, I felt a rumble and then BOOM.

Like the eruption of the crowd when that ball hit the back of the net in Munich...my poo crashed into the toilet in a similar fashion.

I just wanted to share that.

[manpe 10,861]

Just took a massive poo in my toilet.

That's where I do most of my thinking and reflecting these days. Well, there and in the shower.

I was thinking about Drogba this time.

Near the end of my thinking, I kept replaying his Champions League winning penalty over and over again in my head.

My knees felt weak, I began to sweat, I felt a rumble and then BOOM.

Like the eruption of the crowd when that ball hit the back of the net in Munich...my poo crashed into the toilet in a similar fashion.

I just wanted to share that.

Thanks for sharing, Leif Does anybody else want to share? capriccioso perhaps?

Yours truly,

Anonymous Constipators therapist

[Jype 6,398]

Going to see Bruce Springsteen tomorrow in Helsinki and then RHCP the day after. Haven't seen either of them live before so they're both special occasions for me.  

[OneMoSalah 8,766]

Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.

Oh and not something I see everyday

While typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.

E: 15 now, it's blowing up!

I had ten notifications yesterday, 7 earlier and now 5. FML

[manpe 10,861]

I had ten notifications yesterday, 7 earlier and now 5. FML

It's hard being popular, innit?

[OneMoSalah 8,766]

It's hard being popular, innit?

Very very hard.

[termninja 5,290]

To be honest, I just want another sexy Serbian in our squad. LOOK AT IVAN'S BUM FOR GOD SAKE!

Give this man a fucking reward! If I was a female or something other then a male I would marry you!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Thanks for sharing, Leif Does anybody else want to share? capriccioso perhaps?

Yours truly,

Anonymous Constipators therapist

It's not funny

Some friends who know about this give me grief for it. I'm asked at least once whenever I see them: "How's MC Hammer going?", followed by saying "U can't touch this"- a reference to my haemorrhoids and how I can't sit down without discomfort

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

I had ten notifications yesterday, 7 earlier and now 5. FML

oh yeah well...................i didnt rate your sig and avatar very well, so yeah...............

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

@capriccioso, damn my post didnt even sit there for one min hahaha

[OneMoSalah 8,766]

oh yeah well...................i didnt rate your sig and avatar very well, so yeah...............

I have yet to see this, if I dont like their ratings I shall shit on your doorstep.

EDIT: DAMN YOU, YOU AND CAP SUCK :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

hahaha, tbh does anyone have a problem quoting people from pages before? i can only quoote people on the last page, like if a thread is 20 pages then i can quote 19 pages. hopefully not alone on this...........am i?

[OneMoSalah 8,766]

hahaha, tbh does anyone have a problem quoting people from pages before? i can only quoote people on the last page, like if a thread is 20 pages then i can quote 19 pages. hopefully not alone on this...........am i?

you are alone on that so you can have my best wishes/hahahahhahaha whey your things not working

na I kid sorry

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

fuuuk i cant quote that post on my laptop, only mobile.........it fukin gets annoyinn!

and i feel you feeling my pain, that has burdened this heart and left me withering in despair while i feel you not feeling my pain but secretly am feeling it...............

[Jase 43,479]

Who here is a frequent Twitter user? No trolling please. Need help for work here.

No one?

[Ramzi 233]

No one?

I constantly check it, never tweet though