The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....

Well excuuuuse me for not wanting fungus all over my flowers.

[Fulham Broadway 16,854]

He cant, but I sure can.

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I like the big bush.

I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch.

[Fulham Broadway 16,854]

Birds World Cup.

Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

This has got to be the best headline about that Twitter CEO resigning:

Big Dick pulls out, Jack's off into the hot seat: Twitter CEO quits

Board of directors hand job to cofounder as biz axes 140-character DM limit

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/11/costolo_out_at_twitter/?mt=1434092126579

:lol:

Birds World Cup.

Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.

That surface they are being forced to play on is an absolute crime.

[Stingray 9,441]

I like the big bush.

I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch.

Wish it was mine. The ones in my yard are only about 1 meter high now. But its still very early in the season. They won't start blooming until about august. So GROW BABY GROW!!!

[Fulham Broadway 16,854]

Wish it was mine. The ones in my yard are only about 1 meter high now. But its still very early in the season. They won't start blooming until about august. So GROW BABY GROW!!!

They will bigboy. They love seaweed type food I discovered

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Fair play to Lamps on his O.B.E. although i'm not a big fan of the honours list. Which brings me to Lenny fucking Henry getting a knighthood. The man was in the same league as Les Dennis, Roy Walker etc real end of the pier shit until he hooked up with the alternative crowd and married Dawn French. His Delbert Wilkins character was just so unfunny and it wasn't cliched it was just awful. There were no black geezers like that in Brixton or any part of London certainly that i know and met. And that fucking catchphrase of his ''Crucial'' well i can't remember anyone using it then or since. Still who would have thought that a shit Frank Spencer impression could 40 years later make you a knight of the realm.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Dave Grohl broke his leg two songs into a Foo Fighters show yesterday. Went off stage, got his foot bandaged, came back and played for two hours. Incredible.

[Spike 12,049]

I'm not one for unwarranted violence against animals but if this fucking cat attacks me one more time I'll have a hard time not snapping its neck.

[iseah100 5,612]

Am I the only one who finds Ruby Rose absolutely gorgeous?

[Kieran. 6,317]

Am I the only one who finds Ruby Rose absolutely gorgeous?

You and everyone lol. I think she's okay.

[iseah100 5,612]

You and everyone lol. I think she's okay.

Ohhhhhh my gaaawwwwd. I'm a sucker for tattoos and an accent. [emoji7]

[Spike 12,049]

Am I the only one who finds Ruby Rose absolutely gorgeous?

She is pretty for a girl but she could also be a pretty man, I'm not into androgyny; not my style. I'm definitely not her style, cock and balls and all that.

You and everyone lol. I think she's okay.

I'm surprised she has international recognition. I remember when she was just a no-name VJ on MTV.

[iseah100 5,612]

She is pretty for a girl but she could also be a pretty man, I'm not into androgyny; not my style. I'm definitely not her style, cock and balls and all that.

I'm surprised she has international recognition. I remember when she was just a no-name VJ on MTV.

I think she's super pretty, and has killer hair. It's weird.... but yea, I'm not her type either[emoji25] .

Orange is the New Black has really made her blow up.

[Kieran. 6,317]

I like androgyny but she doesn't do it for me for whatever reason [emoji42]

[Spike 12,049]

I like androgyny but she doesn't do it for me for whatever reason [emoji42]

@,

I'm so excited for you two!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

any Women or Females that have short hair I can't stand or dislike. all Females are meant to have long hair that's why Women were given long straight hair and men short to medium sized hair.

Women like Ellen Degeneres make me puke and sick.

Women like Tea Leoni and Jenna Elfman are the Only Women with Short Hair that it Looks good on.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

@,

I'm so excited for you two!

dafek?

any Women or Females that have short hair I can't stand or dislike. all Females are meant to have long hair that's why Women were given long straight hair and men short to medium sized hair.

Women like Ellen Degeneres make me puke and sick.

Women like Tea Leoni and Jenna Elfman are the Only Women with Short Hair that it Looks good on.

dafek?

We were all given the same amount of hair, women just grow their's longer...

Charlize Theron

Halle Berry

Natalie Portman

Plus there's the likes of Rihanna, Rita Ora, Emma Watson, Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Miley Cyrus, etc. who all rock short hairdos and look mighty fine.