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[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

That New York Bulls shirt is bloody horrible. The bulls look they've just been dragged out of an abattoir.

[Spike 12,049]

Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this.

/rant

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Fucking mushrooms are growing in one of my gumamela pots. Cunts have to die and never return. I hate having to buy more soil for this.

/rant

Calm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart...

[Spike 12,049]

Calm down, grandma, anger is not good for your heart...

It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

[Stingray 9,441]

It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

He cant, but I sure can.

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[CHOULO19 24,332]

It is the year two-thousand and fifteen and this cunty is so insecure about his masculinity he has to reinforce it by making fun of (sexy) gardeners. I am very disapointed in you. The only solution is your suicide.

I bet you can't even grow your own drug crops. SMH.

Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....

[Spike 12,049]

Bitch please, I take care of about 800 squared meters of fruit trees, shrubs and flowers that are part of the house I live in. I just don't get my knickers in a twist over mushrooms It's not that you garden, it's that you garden like a grandma....

Well excuuuuse me for not wanting fungus all over my flowers.

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

He cant, but I sure can.

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I like the big bush.

I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch.

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

Birds World Cup.

Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

This has got to be the best headline about that Twitter CEO resigning:

Big Dick pulls out, Jack's off into the hot seat: Twitter CEO quits

Board of directors hand job to cofounder as biz axes 140-character DM limit

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/11/costolo_out_at_twitter/?mt=1434092126579

:lol:

Birds World Cup.

Anyone watching it ? Deutscheland gotta be favourites, however, reckon those frauleins should be tested. They nearly all got bad spotty skin-sure sign of roids or testosterone injections.

That surface they are being forced to play on is an absolute crime.

[Stingray 9,441]

I like the big bush.

I was growing similar years ago, and my neighbour got burgaled. I was away, but before the cops came to my neighbour, he climbed over to my garden and moved all my plants out of sight before the cops arrived. That is proper neighbourhood watch.

Wish it was mine. The ones in my yard are only about 1 meter high now. But its still very early in the season. They won't start blooming until about august. So GROW BABY GROW!!!

[Fulham Broadway 17,306]

Wish it was mine. The ones in my yard are only about 1 meter high now. But its still very early in the season. They won't start blooming until about august. So GROW BABY GROW!!!

They will bigboy. They love seaweed type food I discovered

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Fair play to Lamps on his O.B.E. although i'm not a big fan of the honours list. Which brings me to Lenny fucking Henry getting a knighthood. The man was in the same league as Les Dennis, Roy Walker etc real end of the pier shit until he hooked up with the alternative crowd and married Dawn French. His Delbert Wilkins character was just so unfunny and it wasn't cliched it was just awful. There were no black geezers like that in Brixton or any part of London certainly that i know and met. And that fucking catchphrase of his ''Crucial'' well i can't remember anyone using it then or since. Still who would have thought that a shit Frank Spencer impression could 40 years later make you a knight of the realm.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Dave Grohl broke his leg two songs into a Foo Fighters show yesterday. Went off stage, got his foot bandaged, came back and played for two hours. Incredible.

[Spike 12,049]

I'm not one for unwarranted violence against animals but if this fucking cat attacks me one more time I'll have a hard time not snapping its neck.