MY FAMILY TREE

[terry26 6]

MY FAMILY TREE

Hi there...this is me. Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart a lot.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals.

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture. The flies are terrible.

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.

This is my dad's truck. The bloodstains inside are almost all gone.

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an eggbeater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and already in the 4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.

My half brother JimBob and his wife. She is a hottie. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her itch.

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.

This is my sister's boyfriend for now. His name is Garry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy butt.

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff any more.

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.

My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Vietnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.

This is my stepbrother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.

This is our cousin Wayne who lives in England.

[Elliott 7]

Hahahaha

[Fulham Broadway 16,432]

Brilliant

-he looks worse now hes shaved his balding head - like a 40 year old with a lobotomy.....

[Drogba11CFC 108]

[Para6iT 2]

haha.lol. I just can't stop laughing. Those nerdy words reminds me of waterboy the character in waterboy movie.

[Cameron 30]

Lol I loved it.

My favourites:

"When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing"

and

"We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and already in the 4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name"

haha and then Rooney at the end.

Edited October 22, 2008 by Cameron

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Brilliant

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Excellent.....I borrowed it and slightly altered the ending for another forum

[warnie_666 1,081]

LOL!!!

That Pic of Rooney is very Flattering actualy. He actually looks much worse.

http://www.allancavanagh.com/connacht%20tr...waynerooney.jpg

Cousin Wayne

http://www.thisisnot1966.com/images/fat-rooney.jpg

Edited October 22, 2008 by warnie_666

[warnie_666 1,081]

Excellent.....I borrowed it and slightly altered the ending for another forum

Can we see your alteration?

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Can we see your alteration?

It was for a Rangers forum.....

I posted the last picture of Aiden McGeady (Celtic).....went down a treat

[Kez 2,727]

That took too long to get to the end lol

[terry26 6]

it's called building anticipation

[Elliott 7]

Well I wasn't even expecting anything lol.

[Laylabelle 9,304]

That took too long to get to the end lol

Lol I cheated and scrolled down to the end then saw the pic lol and had to go back

Hehehehe love it..

[pablo814 1]

I wonder if Wayne's brother is his pappy too???

[Jessman 9]

Hahahahaha.... Brilliant!

[the wes 7,212]

lol