Andy Carroll

[lucio 5,418]

1 minute ago, Special Juan said:

Hazard would be as busy chasing his loose touches but not as busy as the goalkeepers who keep being directly shot at by Morata from 5 yards away.

or as busy as our physios tending donkey's broken legs every other week

[Special Juan 27,439]

1 minute ago, lucio said:

or as busy as our physios tending donkey's broken legs every other week

This is the route the club are taking, strap yourself in, like I keep telling everyone.

[the wes 7,212]

Andy Carroll does not suit Chelsea's style of play and the Premier League champions have better options available, says Dennis Wise

[Unionjack 7,531]

7 hours ago, 11Drogba said:

 

Reminds me of Pedro and Morata!!

Blimey I'm begining to think Carroll couldn't do any more harm. Team him up with Rossy and we might have the perfect odd couple..

 

[11Drogba 2,000]

18 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

Reminds me of Pedro and Morata!!

Blimey I'm begining to think Carroll couldn't do any more harm. Team him up with Rossy and we might have the perfect odd couple..

 

We'll take it to the next level now. As you see there Carroll  dives when he is past the keeper.

[the wes 7,212]

Loan swap could be on the cards with Andy fuckin Carroll for michy 

[Unionjack 7,531]

3 minutes ago, the wes said:

Loan swap could be on the cards with Andy fuckin Carroll for michy 

And we have to pay the extra £20mill that Carrol is worth?

[quickpassnmove 924]

Interesting possibility. If it weren't for some personality problems and an abundance of injuries, Andy would be one of my favorite players in all of football, I think. 

Will Chelsea ever find a striker as good as Drogba again?

[Special Juan 27,439]

Sounds like his ankle injury is bad, out for 4 weeks apparently.

There is a god.

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Alright own up, which one of you saw him on the street and chopped him down with a Ron Harris-style challenge to mess up his ankle? 

Jokes aside, looks like we can move on from this one. Next up, Peter Crouch. 

[Jase 43,479]

 

[DDA 9,691]

Thank Fuck! Seriously..... whoever done his ankle deserves a statue outside Stamford Bridge.

[manpe 10,861]

This will just motivate us to move stronger. If it was a 8 month ACL he'd be here by now.

[Superblue 6,372]

Looking forward to tomorrow's £50m bid for Benteke as the fall-back option...

[lucio 5,418]

15 minutes ago, Superblue_1986 said:

Looking forward to tomorrow's £50m bid for Benteke as the fall-back option...

too ambitious. More likely to be Kyle Lafferty or Grant Holt

[LAM09 6,777]

22 minutes ago, Superblue_1986 said:

Looking forward to tomorrow's £50m bid for Benteke as the fall-back option...

We're linked with Dzeko. He would probably be the best option for a target man

[Milan 17,859]

9 minutes ago, lucio said:

too ambitious. More likely to be Kyle Lafferty or Grant Holt

How about that beast from Wimbledon? Akinfenwa. He would certainly stand strong, unlike Morata.

[Chelsea Legend 11 4,062]

We're linked with Dzeko. He would probably be the best option for a target man

If you really think Roma is gonna sell their best striker in January you really need to stop play football manager.