Amblève. 4,995 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 CHELSEA ON THE VERGE OF BOLSTERING FIRST TEAM WITH AMBLÈVE Quote The Telegraph understands that Chelsea FC is close to signing central-midfielder Amblève on a free transfer. Contract negotiations have been going on for the past 12 months with Chelsea being confident they can sign the Bosnian-Austrian in the near future. Chelsea Director Marina Granovskaia believes that the lengthy negotiations were necessary in order to lower the transfer fee from €0 to £0. Following his year-long medical Amblève was being quoted saying, “Shit mate, I just woke up from a coma or something, I don’t even know what Chelsea’s doctors were doing”. While talking to Telegraph journalists a green fluid was leaking out of Amblève’s arms which the player did not want to comment on. The 20-something-year-old is considered a poor talent, however, first-team manager Antonio Conte believes that “as long as he has two legs, he can run”. Technical Director Michael Emenalo, who was scouting Amblève personally before inviting him to a medical last summer, thinks that the player can add much-needed Mikel-ness to Chelsea’s first team which the squad has been lacking ever since the legendary Nigerian left Chelsea during the last transfer window. Being asked what he himself thinks he can offer to his new team Amblève said: “You’ll see I’m some real intelligent motherfucker, man. I don’t believe in running, what’s the point of it anyway? I’ve never suffered any injury and that’s because I know that every movement is unnecessary. I think I can be a great leader for this team with John being gone now. They sell armbands at the Megastore so I should probably get one from there; Gary completely ruined the last one.” Later that day Conte was asked about Amblève’s comments as well as if he has concerns about the central-midfielder having no prior experience in professional football: “For sure he can have a good seasono.” On the way to his car sources close to Antonio Conte’s car noticed the Italian sweating nervously while also whispering “Kill me, fam”. Neither occurrence has been confirmed by club officials, however. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/30/chelsea-verge-announcing-ambleve-signing/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Love the effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despiadado.Maleante 1,046 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 FAke. Our board couldn't pull this off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIceMan 596 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 If he is anything like Mikel than Please stay away from this Chelsea FC !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Chelsea are allergic go Ballers. No way this is happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 According to various Twitter accounts we might get a first medical picture tomorrow! Stay tuned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Amblève. said: CHELSEA ON THE VERGE OF BOLSTERING FIRST TEAM WITH AMBLÈVE http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/30/chelsea-verge-announcing-ambleve-signing/ Welcome to Vitesse lol 😂 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStorm1003 539 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 You sir, are a god amongst us mere mortals. That is one great way to bring a good mood to the forum fam hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,585 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 What will the initiation song be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skipper 20,609 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 "Good seasono". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea? 892 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Best thing about this is that it's a Conte signing and not our dumb board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 @Amblève., stay away from the alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 BREAKING: AMBLÈVE HAS PASSED HIS MEDICAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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