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Stingray
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It sure is, mate!

BlueLion.
BlueLion.

Fucking hell I've wasted so much energy typing stuff on this forum, haven't I? Been an absolute pleasure to share my passion for this club with you guys. Here's to the next 20000!

manpe
manpe

It's far from idiotic. If you look carefully and real close, you see it's genius. The hall monitor really had you squeezed by the balls. Anyway, the highlights, in case it gets deleted: "Some say"

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?

Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

HAHAHAHA

All very impressive, but can you put a Rowntree's fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it?

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HAHAHAHA

All very impressive, but can you put a Rowntree's fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it?

It's just copy pasta, the text has been circulating the internet for years, think it originated on 4chan's /b/

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