The Mourinho Thread

[Vesper 29,017]

2 1 Derby, lol, Mo may punch someone at the post game presser if it stands up

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

United out on penalties, Super Frank wins at Old Trafford!

[Laylabelle 9,381]

Derby won 8-7 on pens... Awwww Lampard! 

[Vesper 29,017]

Mount stepped right up and slammed his home first. He looked great tonight.

[Vesper 29,017]

Major party going on in sheepshaggingville tonight!!

 

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

Respect, man, respect.

[Johnnyeye 7,445]

Wow, great result for Lamps, his team just caused a major upset at Old Trafford, well played Derby, Mourinho's wounds just keep getting deeper, now he is knocked out at home by one of his favorite former players on his 1st year of management. Football, bloody hell!!!

[Special Juan 27,439]

Lets all take a moment to laugh our fucking heads off at United

Pogba gate is back, they played a strong side and got out played and Mourinho snapped at the reporter.....Fucking love it.

[lucio 5,418]

I bet the +6 added time was bollocks too, did anyone watch it?

[Special Juan 27,439]

https://www.facebook.com/SkySports/videos/234562697212160/

uh oh

[cosmicway 1,333]

[Special Juan 27,439]

The best thing is in all these stories there are people responding with "Nothing in it" forgetting he's bee stripped of wearing the armband, has been dropped and now this latest video

[Johnnyeye 7,445]

1 hour ago, Special Juan said:

https://www.facebook.com/SkySports/videos/234562697212160/

uh oh

that death stare by Pogba tough...really toxic environment in the manc camp right now, Mou is clearly losing the plot there.

[Cosmin 2,484]

56 minutes ago, Mana said:

The United meltdown isn't as bad as our meltdown with Mourinho...

Mourinho's last meltdown with Chelsea is exactly what makes the United one worse. Everyone saw it coming, yet they were (and some of them still are) stupid enough to believe that the man can make it there.

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

1 hour ago, Mana said:

The United meltdown isn't as bad as our meltdown with Mourinho...

...yet.

Costa laughing on the bench while we were losing, Costa throwing a bib at Jose, Jose & Hazard, Jose & Fabregas and Chelsea flirting with the bottom 3. Dayam those were hard times.

Don't forget the legal troubles with our team doctor.  When he was asked to stop parking the bus, that didn't mean drive around throwing everyone under it.  

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[Unionjack 7,531]

We ALL know just how big of a twat Mou can be but theres ben times hes gone bonkers that Ive agreed with him - like Diego laughing on the bench when we were losing. Thats just not right whoever or why.

But we really should be worried about his sacking cause we dont need to be Nostradamus to  know whats going to happen do we eh?!

The slap head ZZ will jump straight into his shoes and be given as much money as necessary for Manure to beat their Manc neighbors and who the fuck do we think will be 1st he snaps his fingers at?? Mr Hazard. That bloke who is farting about with his contract., And because we have fuck all leverage he will also get him for under £100mill I bet.

This will leave us looking like twats and  with not as much money as we should have to upgrade our top 3.

Just like the 3rd Nostradamus's 3rd Antichrist - It's coming!

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16 hours ago, Unionjack said:

We ALL know just how big of a twat Mou can be but theres ben times hes gone bonkers that Ive agreed with him - like Diego laughing on the bench when we were losing. Thats just not right whoever or why.

But we really should be worried about his sacking cause we dont need to be Nostradamus to  know whats going to happen do we eh?!

The slap head ZZ will jump straight into his shoes and be given as much money as necessary for Manure to beat their Manc neighbors and who the fuck do we think will be 1st he snaps his fingers at?? Mr Hazard. That bloke who is farting about with his contract., And because we have fuck all leverage he will also get him for under £100mill I bet.

This will leave us looking like twats and  with not as much money as we should have to upgrade our top 3.

Just like the 3rd Nostradamus's 3rd Antichrist - It's coming!

ZZ will also never want Willian. Barca switches Dembele to LW at times so Malcom gets minutes. They will never sell either and no longer need Willian.

I so hope we get more than £100m for Hazard if he wont renew, but I fear you are pretty close. I really think he leaves for Real and not Manure. We would be insane to sell him to ZZ-led Manc team that will probably spend another £150m on top of Eden to satisfy ZZ's shopping list.

I  can see it now, we are going to lose Eden and CHO (unless Sarri startes given him playing time), renew Luiz and Willian, and only end up selling Drinkwater (Cahill might not even leave if Sarri starts playing him more, as I fear he may rate Cahill atm over Amps and AC) and Bakayoko. Keep the rest ( Moses, Cesc, maybe even Morata!) or loan them out (unless FIFA does that 8 man loan rule, in which case we have to sell 32 players!)

IF that all happens (minus the FIFA loan shite) we will end up with Only £150-160m of so from Eden, Bakayoko and Drinkwater sales. How are we supposed to find a striker AND 3 new wingers (one especially world class, as no more Hazard, 3 because we lost 2 LW, and surely we need help at RW) for that? Most we will get for Morata is around £50m, that takes it to £200m. Bailey alone is going to be £70m, at least. Icardi or Dybala £130m to £150m and I am becoming convinced we make no move for either. If ZZ is at Manure, zero chance he sells Martial as Martial will instantly renew. I also am assuming we try for Bailey, as he is a RW and we will once again have Willian and Pedro.  Maybe play Willian at LW as the Hazard replacement (shoot me now) and Bailey at RW? If we do sell Morata, buy Bailey, we now would have £130m left. We need a striker and a WC scorer playmaker to replace Hazard. How the hell can we do that for £130m?

Remember, all this leaves the team exactly as it is now, minus Eden, CHO, Baka, Morata (maybe) and Drinkwater. Bailey in (if we are lucky). Only £130m to fill multiple, major (especially striker and Eden) positions. I do not expect Roman,  if he still owns it, to spend above a net of zero, so that £130m is etched in stone perhaps. 

Those scenarios are my nightmare come true. TBH, if you were Real or Manure, why would you even drop £100m when you could get Hazard for maybe £50m in January 2020 or for free six months later? RM needed Courtois now (or so they convinced themselves). They don't NEED Hazard now.

I would simply wait at this point if I was RM. One year isnt worth 100 million quid. They have two amazing LW'ers now anyway.

I have really bad feelings all around. Hopefully I am dead wrong.