thehappyone 140 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Alcohol bro. Have lots of it. Send a few drunk texts.Alcohol is what lead me to this problem in the first place. Before I was able to hold a 10 minute conversation with the opposite sex without sweating profusely and giggling like a schoolgirl, but when I started drinking I became dependent on it. Now it's so bad I have to get very very drunk to pull a girl and I would be too intoxicated to reach my end goal if you know what I mean.Anyway let me not derail this thread, thanks everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroey 2,525 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Alcohol is what lead me to this problem in the first place. Before I was able to hold a 10 minute conversation with the opposite sex without sweating profusely and giggling like a schoolgirl, but when I started drinking I became dependent on it. Now it's so bad I have to get very very drunk to pull a girl and I would be too intoxicated to reach my end goal if you know what I mean.Anyway let me not derail this thread, thanks everyone.Post this in the pub thread, we will help you if you're serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Only on TalkChelsea would a match thread get turned into counseling for thehappyone's girl troubles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Only on TalkChelsea would a match thread get turned into counseling for thehappyone's girl troubles! You Will Never Walk Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 mourinho record in london derbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexteriti 26 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Why people keep posting Ivanovic in the starting 11. Am I missing something about his red card last game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Why people keep posting Ivanovic in the starting 11. Am I missing something about his red card last game?The ban was 1 game (2 yellow cards) and applies to all domestic games (so domestic league and domestic cups) so his ban was served against Shrewsbury on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 mourinho record in london derbies I do love a good Mourinho stat but let's be honest here, it's not hard. After all there's only 1 team in London, and they play in blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Had a dream last night that we won this 6-1 and Costa scored 4. Hazard and Schurrle getting the other 2.That better be deja vu!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Had a dream last night that we won this 6-1 and Costa scored 4. Hazard and Schurrle getting the other 2.That better be deja vu!!If you're correct I'll ban myself and appoint Nike as Admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 If you're correct I'll ban myself and appoint Nike as Admin. We're all still waiting for the dance you promised.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersonBLUE 819 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Damn wish Ferdinand was playing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wes 7,212 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Damn wish Ferdinand was playing...big dopey dunne is on lol there's an own goal wrote all over dunne face hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyikolajevics 2,700 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Damn wish Ferdinand was playing... Rio is still quite a good defender while Dunne is a complete sucker. I wouldn't mind Ferdinand's suspension at all. I know we should beat them either way but I don't want QPR to surprise us again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 We're all still waiting for the dance you promised....Fuck that for a game of soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndersonBLUE 819 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Rio is still quite a good defender while Dunne is a complete sucker. I wouldn't mind Ferdinand's suspension at all. I know we should beat them either way but I don't want QPR to surprise us again..Nah Rio sucks but I suppose Dunne sucks more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,571 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 No Mikel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,141 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Diego to take those QPR bastards to the sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,571 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Mourinho says Diego Costa needs to be under special care and the club will do that. #CFCMourinho says he will not stand in the way of players going away on international duty. #CFCMourinho on Drogba: 'Me, the owner, the board, him - we all decided together for him to come back.' #CFCMourinho says Didier can show his importance by being there when the team needs him, as he did in the past week. #CFCMourinho says Loic Remy will be available again after the international break. #CFCMourinho: 'I think I know what to expect from QPR, and I can say it will be a difficult game for us.' #CFCMourinho: 'It's the first time I play against QPR. London is a special place because of the number of derbies, which makes it unique.' #CFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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