Fernando Torres

[BlueLyon 9,359]

He is like a dinosaur. Not scary realy, just extinct.

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Pace in behind defences which is why he'll probably start against Galatasaray.

Both are poor players, they're just poor in different ways.

Another bright post from someone who thinks he's all-knowing.

Eto'o is in no way a poor player and he offers alot more than Torres. What good is Torres' pace behind defenders when he isnt able to do fuck all? HE HAS MORE YELLOW CARDS THAN GOALS and he's more on the ground complaining at the referee than he is contributing to Chelsea.

Eto'o is far superior and is able to hold the ball, offer some great linkup play with Hazard, knows how to shoot and finish.

[Barbara 15,149]

I don't get why you guys keep complaining.

This right here requires a great amount of skills. Look how he contorts himself from scratch, no touch involved. Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, Leo di Caprio charge millions for a few weeks for their CGI work and you still come here to this thread to question his miserable 150k a week? Do you think it's easy to have to act against the green screen/pitch, without seeing or touching what's attacking you and having to imagine it all in your head and synchronize it perfectly? It requires precision, skill, touch, vision, and ability to move through small spaces. Torres got it all.

Torres' is completely underrated in this forum. I'm disappointed.

[edetarod 2,155]

the sight of him makes me want to puke my guts out

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-transfers-fernando-torres-target-3174005

Don't know how reliable this is buuuut........

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-transfers-fernando-torres-target-3174005

Don't know how reliable this is buuuut........

great seeing a club like Valencia finally get some financial backing. They've trained some incredible players over the years.

[Polo7 3,496]

Every time he looks half decent, he either gets a red card or he is injured. Would rather see Eto'o, Lukaku and *insert world class striker* next season.

[Jase 43,479]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-transfers-fernando-torres-target-3174005

Don't know how reliable this is buuuut........

Can't even be bothered with the news. Praying that it will happen but think we've been given far too many hopes already that he'll be sold each time and nothing has happened.

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

Can't even be bothered with the news. Praying that it will happen but think we've been given far too many hopes already that he'll be sold each time and nothing has happened.

C'mon dude! Stay positive! It has to happen sometime.

[Jase 43,479]

C'mon dude! Stay positive! It has to happen sometime.

At the moment, it's more of hope than expectation. We might well have to see this nightmare out and pay for this act of stupidity 3 years ago.

[Tomo 21,751]

At the moment, it's more of hope than expectation. We might well have to see this nightmare out and pay for this act of stupidity 3 years ago.

For all his faults, he isn't the mercanary type, if Mou tells him that he will rarely play and he has fallen further down the pecking order we might get lucky.

[Britmex 12]

Of the three strikers, I believe he is our best, and always gives 100%. Every time he has got it going this season, he seems to get injured. I hope he starts CL.

[Jase 43,479]

For all his faults, he isn't the mercanary type, if Mou tells him that he will rarely play and he has fallen further down the pecking order we might get lucky.

Even you don't sound convinced that will happen in making that point.

[duo11bluecl 207]

I think if he has read Chelsea forums he probably would have retired as a player by now due to depression. He isn't exactly someone who is arrogant, more like a shy guy that needs a lot of love and support to flourish. You know you have been pretty terrible when you are supposed to be your club's best striker on paper and the fans want you to be sold. Maybe he doesn't get it, he still think his performances are acceptable and that is why he doesn't try to go to the next level or demands to leave.

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Of the three strikers, I believe he is our best, and always gives 100%. Every time he has got it going this season, he seems to get injured. I hope he starts CL.

Cannot decide if troll or not...