Fernando Torres

[Tomo 21,751]

I know it was made in jest but I could actually see it happening. he's that bad

I actually wasn't joking it would probably happen (if they both got similar playing time).

[Special Juan 28,112]

If he was dropped into the Indian Ocean I am sure he would be seen swimming down the Thames two hours before kick off shouting "Won't be long"

[pWneR 230]

If he was dropped into the Indian Ocean I am sure he would be seen swimming down the Thames two hours before kick off shouting "Won't be long"

He would miss the ocean.

[zolayes 14,489]

If he was dropped into the Indian Ocean I am sure he would be seen swimming down the Thames two hours before kick off shouting "Won't be long"

Thats worth a try though ,,if he didnt make it we could claim on insurance.

[bushman 2,043]

I am amazed by some of you here.

Don't worry about Ferda. He is firmly rooted at Chelsea for two more years.

That hide & seek game of his is still available for us all to see in the next season again.

[Polo7 3,496]

If he stays I just hope he is 3rd choice behind Costa (or another world class striker) and Lukaku.

[LAM09 7,043]

This pic says it all really!

[Milan 17,955]

Given the fact that all the penalty takers from Munich are gone, one would think that it is such a shame that RDM refused to give Fernando a try. On the other hand, he would have probably missed it. Lose-lose situation?

[Tomo 21,751]

Given the fact that all the penalty takers from Munich are gone, one would think that it is such a shame that RDM refused to give Fernando a try. On the other hand, he would have probably missed it. Lose-lose situation?

He wasn't even 6th, Cahill was next up if it went sudden death, im guessing Flo would have been 7th, heck it wouldn't have shocked me if Bos and Mikel were ahead in the pecking order.

Torres would almost certainly have missed, best decision Robbie made as Chelsea manager bar none.

[sutro 1,026]

Wished this was moved to ex- blues instead of frankie

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

Lol, Torres thread never die.

[Polo7 3,496]

Go away!

Hopefully if I keep posting messages like this he might actually leave....

[zolayes 14,489]

Go away!

Hopefully if I keep posting messages like this he might actually leave....

try using a crucifix and a mirror

[Tomo 21,751]

This has got to the point were im starting to make light of the situation, playing five a side earlier i kept chanting "Torres Torres Torres" at people every time they missed sitters.

[chelsea_4_eva 1,181]