Fernando Torres

[Pacquiao 1,834]

Imagine Poyet signs him and he scores a last minute winner against us in the last game of the season to give City the title.

[Muzchap 8,966]

He will go back to Loserpool

[Tomo 21,736]

...... I blame you

I said one season, even I never imagined this

[Tomo 21,736]

Let's hope we made that loan deal watertight, AC are probably going through it with a fine tooth comb as we speak.

Again, let's hope the board did their job in preventing this.

[termninja 5,290]

Hahahaha it's actually so sad I must laugh so I wouldn't cry ...

Damn but he's done. Maybe he should retire ffs... If Milan are gonna ship him back because he's that bad then everything is clear.

Loan to some other club then, don't want to see him in Chelsea shirt ever again, especially since Costa, Drogba and Remy are so bloody good!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

I think Fernando Torres should change his position from Striker to a Goalkeeper and replace Petr Cech when or if He Leaves for in January 2015. (LOL I am only joking)

Torres has achieved so much in his football career that I think his only still playing because of the money and or the fame that comes from being a footballer or the fitness or the traveling part of the professional life of a footballer.

[MichaelDance 552]

He will go back to Loserpool

Let's hope, we'd have no issues against them he can't score to save his life, so it just means we'd get the ball back. And you never know they might end up lower than they currently are and be relegated lol.

Suppose he could end up doing a Gerrard... Slip woops.

[iseah100 5,612]

As a 4th striker can't be too bad. The guys seem to like him too.

[Jase 43,479]

The funny thing about this story is that Daily Mail isn't even reporting it.

[Jase 43,479]

TBH, I wouldn't mind if he came back.

It's not like he has to play any games. We have Drogba, Remy and Diego all ahead of him, whereas previously we had only Eto'o and Demba. He'd be a decent option for the wide positions in the 4-2-3-1 as well, if necessary. Wouldn't be the end of the world.

That may be true but no thanks. He's not worth the trouble. Wouldn't want a miserable, sulking and useless bitch(!) at the club and disrupt the (perfect) harmony within the squad right now.

[OhForAGreavsie 5,903]

I followed a link yesterday, from this site possibly, to an article which confidently stated that Milan were paying Torres's "£3.1m a season wages." Clearly, Torres is on a lot more than that so I wonder if we have a first glimpse under the bonnet of the deal that took our record signing to Milan? Is £3.1m the slice of Torres's salary that The Rossoneri have agreed to pay? Sounds plausible.

As for Torres being a useful option for us in any position. We must aim to have a squad filled with players of a higher standard than Torres or we will betray the ambitions we've established over the last 11 years.

[Special Juan 27,513]

Jose "We have no space, he won't be coming back"

[Jase 43,479]

Jose "We have no space, he won't be coming back"

+ he also said no one from Milan has contacted him.

So, screw those Mickey Mouse websites!

[Term-X 7,891]

That may be true but no thanks. He's not worth the trouble. Wouldn't want a miserable, sulking and useless bitch(!) at the club and disrupt the (perfect) harmony within the squad right now.

Just think how awkward it would be in the dressing room too, such a sad situation really; his ego hasn't been bruised.. it's been assassinated.

[xPetrCechx 13,565]

Jose "We have no space, he won't be coming back"

lol! what a banter over torres... any video?

[CurlyHairLikeLuiz 1,625]

I suppose having a backup forward for any AM/ST position would be okay, but that does then make him 4th or 5th choice in every position.

Also, that would mean he would have to take a wage cut if he is going to be an attacking version of Mikel.

Liverpool are having a striker crisis ATM, sell him to 'em for £10 million, and take the money and run!

[Pacquiao 1,834]

He definitley shouldnt be a striker anymore, he should try to convert himself as a winger, he is great at crossing and can beat his man one on one, i remember the way Torres made Clichy look like a slug when he breezed past him and set up Schurrle, maybe playing RW might be best for Torres.

[Special Juan 27,513]

He should stop trying to impersonate a footballer, he isn't a striker nor a winger.......he's just a washed up striker. Everytime I think of him trying to dribble a ball I think of a penguin with flippers on!!!