The Benitez Thread

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

RAFAEL Benitez will don blackface during his time at Chelsea in a bid to reduce abuse from fans and players.

It’s the first ever diplomatic use of boot polish

Benitez believes that becoming the league’s first minstrel-manager will be so confusing to everyone that they will be too scared to criticise him in case that makes them racist or black, or a black racist.

Benitez said: “I’m hoping to baffle the fans into stopping their booing by slapping on boot polish and answering all future questions in a thick Jamaican accent.

“At the very least it’ll make them think I’m not the guy who hated their guts whilst at Liverpool as they’re an easily-confused bunch.

“I also expect the players will start telling reporters that some of their best friends are me, so that will help training sessions go a bit more smoothly.”

He will further wrongfoot the team by playing only reggae played by white performers such as UB40 on the team bus and travelling with his father, who has been dressed up as a Sikh.

Benitez added: “If this fails I can always go back to the old schtick of pretending to be a paranoid lunatic with delusions of grandeur that kept Liverpool fans entranced for nearly six years.”

The Spanish beard model has been criticised by supporters for his incendiary comments about how he believed they could win the Champion’s League.

[BlueSanti 290]

So what? Im sure Hitler stood by his words aswell. What is your point?

Anyway, id rather not waste my time with "fans" like yourself. I think you are a disgrace. People like you ask for respect, for RDM for instance, but treat men like Benitez like shit. He's the coach now (and as I said, he's far from a favorite of mine) and he should be given support untill he proves that he doesnt deserve it. He and the team did a good game against City. And, even if it feels wrong, I will support him till he (if he does) screws up. Calling for him to leave already is retarded.

That is all.

You are still missing the point. I am true fan; I support players till I die.

I treat Benitez like shit because he do not deserve any else and he shouldnt be given support because he allready shown us he does not deserve it. Period.

[zolayes 14,489]

Exactly the same reaction from me to those people holding pathetic A4 papers at the corner area.

those are the people who follow ..home and away ,,,not watch on the internet

[Rmpr 8,977]

those are the people who follow ..home and away ,,,not watch on the internet

Sorry Zolayes, but they follow Chelsea because they can, not because they are better fans.

[zolayes 14,489]

Sorry Zolayes, but they follow Chelsea because they can, not because they are better fans.

I was replying to someone criticising our hard core fans ....they are the ones our team relies on

[Hamilton 2,120]

Well it's obvious that Cfc fans are not on the same page about this, and must say i understand both sides..

For me he gets a chance, but if he ever leaves it will not bother me to much.

Now leaving this thread for what it is..

[The only place to be 11,313]

You are still missing the point. I am true fan; I support players till I die.

I treat Benitez like shit because he do not deserve any else and he shouldnt be given support because he allready shown us he does not deserve it. Period.

He's the Chelsea manager. How about we don't call the Chelsea manager a cunt for 6 months. That's all. Then when he goes you can call him that all you want.

Out of interest, I've noticed that you swear a lot. Were you taught English by Dennis Wise? Don't worry, he did the same to Franco too.

[The only place to be 11,313]

Well it's obvious that Cfc fans are not on the same page about this, and must say i understand both sides..

For me he gets a chance, but if he ever leaves it will not bother me to much.

Now leaving this thread for what it is..

I've been on both sides of this. I was sick when it was announced, but over time I've let it go.

Hating the guy in charge of my club doesn't help me and it certainly doesn't help the team. It's fairly pointless but I can understand there are people who will either take longer to let it go, or simply won't ever let it go.

That's up to them, but in my view they won't be helping the team and I'll view them as I view other people who don't help the team. I support their right to abuse our manager at matches, but I think it's cutting off your nose to spite your face.

[BlueSanti 290]

He's the Chelsea manager. How about we don't call the Chelsea manager a cunt for 6 months. That's all. Then when he goes you can call him that all you want.

Out of interest, I've noticed that you swear a lot. Were you taught English by Dennis Wise? Don't worry, he did the same to Franco too.

I am sorry but it seems I do not know something about our previous captain so I am really not getting your parallel with Wise. If you could give me history lesson I've be pleased.

And sorry but for me Benitez will allways be a cunt; that's how it is and how I feel it.

[Leif 6,006]

If he gives Marin a start vs. Fulham i'll happily lick his presumably cheesy feet.

[xPetrCechx 13,570]

If he gives Marin a start vs. Fulham i'll happily lick his presumably cheesy feet.

[Muzchap 8,966]

If he gives Marin a start vs. Fulham i'll happily lick his presumably cheesy feet.

Cheesy nope - but Tapas flavoured - sure

He best give MARIN a start! - he deserves it

[Ryan Fong 2,776]

those are the people who follow ..home and away ,,,not watch on the internet

Bravo mate, once again us oversea fans are much less a fan right? And you must think that dude who made the monkey gesture to Welbeck is a great hardcore fan then. Those people holding 'Rafa out' banners are just as "great" in my opinion.

FYI I've been to the Bridge more than you can expect mate, and I'll do the same if it's possible right now.

[Hutcho 8,443]

If he gives Marin a start vs. Fulham i'll happily lick his presumably cheesy feet.

I'll happily watch...

[Muzchap 8,966]

Bravo mate, once again us oversea fans are much less a fan right? And you must think that dude who made the monkey gesture to Welbeck is a great hardcore fan then. Those people holding 'Rafa out' banners are just as "great" in my opinion.

FYI I've been to the Bridge more than you can expect mate, and I'll do the same if it's possible right now.

Hmm I'm not sure Zolayes meant that - I think he's just really pissed off at the moment - wouldn't take it personally...

Although overseas myself at the moment - I went to lots of games as a 'Security Guard' in those bright jackets - and I got paid to watch the game Ahhh those old Student Days