New Signing Cesar Azpilicueta Joins Chelsea

[DDA 9,570]

We used to have such an ugly squad, it used to make me feel good about myself. Now we've got a team of hotties and I want to cut myself.

PS Juan is still the sexiest

In all seriousness I'm happy about this transfer, because Ivanovic has been doing my tits in.

You might wanna lay of the estrogen Alex because it's not normal for men to have tits bro.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

It comes with the territory of having to work with a group of girls for 50 hours every week... not that I am complaining!

Ivanovic really is annoying me at the minute. People seem blinded by affection when it comes to him - he is reckless with his "tackling" and has been borderline useless so far this season.

[DDA 9,570]

It comes with the territory of having to work with a group of girls for 50 hours every week... not that I am complaining!

Ivanovic really is annoying me at the minute. People seem blinded by affection when it comes to him - he is reckless with his "tackling" and has been borderline useless so far this season.

Lucky bastard...feels like I work at the sausage factory. I agree about Ivan...his defending has been horrific, decision making useless (except shooting) and passing has been God awful. Weird seeing as he was terrific at right back towards the end of last season but let's face it he has never and will never be a natural right back when aiming for balance.

[chelsea_4_eva 1,144]

It comes with the territory of having to work with a group of girls for 50 hours every week... not that I am complaining!

what are you a pimp?