Eden Hazard

[Zinedine Iniesco 172]

Madrid fan here, a bunch of shit has been thrown at Hazard for his first season but bottom line... he got a freaky injury against PSG in December and that's the ultimate catalyst for the season not going as well as it could have. With him healthy, Madrid would probably be well ahead in the league and who knows in the CL. Madrid needs two extra elite world class forwards to be back in the running for CL imo, Hazard prob has 2.5-3 elite years left.

[Johnnyeye 7,440]

2 hours ago, Zinedine Iniesco said:

Madrid fan here, a bunch of shit has been thrown at Hazard for his first season but bottom line... he got a freaky injury against PSG in December and that's the ultimate catalyst for the season not going as well as it could have. With him healthy, Madrid would probably be well ahead in the league and who knows in the CL. Madrid needs two extra elite world class forwards to be back in the running for CL imo, Hazard prob has 2.5-3 elite years left.

Ronaldo should have never left your team, he is the best ever scorer of Madrid and yet you just let him leave just like that, he deserved a lot more respect from Real Madrid, big mistake by Perez. You won't find any player soon that can produce the numbers he did for Real every season, no matter how many strikers you sign. Eden is a class act, he will come good for you guys, minding he can stay injury free, you've got a gem of a player there, so i hope you guys are patient and he gets to shine in Madrid. Cheers

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2 hours ago, Zinedine Iniesco said:

Madrid fan here, a bunch of shit has been thrown at Hazard for his first season but bottom line... he got a freaky injury against PSG in December and that's the ultimate catalyst for the season not going as well as it could have. With him healthy, Madrid would probably be well ahead in the league and who knows in the CL. Madrid needs two extra elite world class forwards to be back in the running for CL imo, Hazard prob has 2.5-3 elite years left.

 

I preface this all with the full disclosure that I detest Real, the only teams I can say I hate more are Spuds, Victimpool, Shitty, Arse, Manure (grudging respect), and Juve

I also hate Bayern and Barca, but not as much as Real. I think that Real and Barca have been a poxy cancer on football with the transfer inflation, but Real, and Barca, plus Manure, Bayern and Juve at the same time rammed in FFP to keep your sorry arses at the top via a scam, that blocks deep pockets like us, PSG, and Shitty from doing what you lot do, BUY CHAMPIONSHIPS but claim you do not

you shit is NOT organic at all, it is based off a captured market

player wise

you have a lot more issues than Hazard

number one, Florentino Perez is close to the biggest cunt in world football, that fucker is staggeringly arrogant and I would love to see him choke on a bag of dicks on live telly

 

number 2, your side is old at key points

all of the following are past their expiry date and all are on monster salaries

    
Luka Modric  ridiculous he won the Ballon d'Or, CR7 was robbed, sell
Sergio Ramos  he is no longer good enough to be a full time starter, he is not Maldini  keep
Karim Benzema   (soon, he has a year or two at most left at top level, he is the only one I would keep) keep
Marcelo  washed up, I dont give a damn about his goal last week, wuthless on defence, sell to Serie A team, grandpa league, or MLS
Gareth Bale    sell
Nacho Fernández    (was always dregs, a little thug with low talent) no clue why he even n the team, I would rather have David Bobble-head Luiz at  CB, lolol

now the dregs or just not good enough (some on crazy salaries)

Dani Ceballos
Álvaro Odriozola
Lucas Vázquez   
James Rodríguez     
Mariano Díaz   
Luka Jovic        
Brahim Díaz    
Javi Sánchez 
Jesús Vallejo
Alberto Fernández
Jorge de Frutos
Óscar
Alberto Soro
Sergio Díaz
Dani Gómez
Borja Mayoral
Hugo Vallejo

 

the ones worth keeping (I actually like most of them, save for Cuntois (great keeper, POS human, he is vermin), Carvajal (little fuckstick whingey bish) and of course the POS dirty twat cheat Ramos (the only player who made me feel sympathy for Salah)

bold are WC

Thibaut Courtois
Alphonse Areola
Raphaël Varane  
Éder Militão (needs to be upgraded on, he is only backup quality)
Sergio Ramos   (discussed above)
Ferland Mendy
Sergio Reguilón 
Daniel Carvajal   WC, but Hakimi is better, plus Hakimi is not a prick, lolol
Acraf Hakimi (2nd best RB on the planet, unless Kimmich goes back to RB)
Casemiro (Best pure DMF on the planet, except maybe (not yet IMHO, but soon, say in 2 years) Kimmich  
Toni Kroos  still pure class, but he will not be around forever, enjoy him whilst he is still peak or near it
Federico Valverde (superb young CMF, I only rate de Jong as better under 25yo CMF)
Isco
Reinier    
Martin Ødegaard
Eden Hazard
Marco Asensio  
Vinícius Júnior  (seems a semi-bust  so far, but still so young)  
Rodrygo   
Karim Benzema (discussed above)

 

Real needs CB's and a CF and a left-footed RW badly. Mbappe would help, lolol

also you are FUCKED if Casemiro goes down injured, same for Varane and Benzema

they need to stop buying all these overpriced Brasilian teens (that's old cunty Perez there)

I have less than ZERO sympathy for Real's issues

considered yourself lucky I even gave my analysis

so sad that NO ONE is Spanish out of yer best players (Hakimi trumps Carvajal) , Perez has fucked it hard, its is just draw dropping

Ferran Torres <<<< crazy that Real is not alllllll over thsi kid, he si spansih and will be a MONSTER and is exactly what you need, a left-footed RWer

Perez would rather go have a wank in Rio looking for Pele's ghost

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46 minutes ago, Vesper said:

 

that laugh at 3:44 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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7 minutes ago, Johnnyeye said:

that laugh at 3:44 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i SO miss the little guy 

he was always so happy and carefree

he must have been a wonderful teammate to have

plus was a top 5 player in the world for much of his time here

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15 minutes ago, Johnnyeye said:

that laugh at 3:44 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

and this just GUTS me

grrrr

what could have fucking been 

[1chelsea 864]

i SO miss the little guy 
he was always so happy and carefree
he must have been a wonderful teammate to have
plus was a top 5 player in the world for much of his time here

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He might have supported RM as a child but we all know Chels is his heart

[killer1257 3,282]

i SO miss the little guy 
he was always so happy and carefree
he must have been a wonderful teammate to have
plus was a top 5 player in the world for much of his time here

In my opinion the best Chelsea Player ever. Controversial opinion I know, because most Chelsea fans will say that Lamps was the best. But Hazard carried us for most of his time with playing with players like Willian and Oscar, while Lamps played most of his career with World class players in every position.

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1 hour ago, Vesper said:

and this just GUTS me

grrrr

what could have fucking been 

massive fuck up by this board, no doubt, and add Salah to that list too

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4 hours ago, killer1257 said:

In my opinion the best Chelsea Player ever. Controversial opinion I know, because most Chelsea fans will say that Lamps was the best. But Hazard carried us for most of his time with playing with players like Willian and Oscar, while Lamps played most of his career with World class players in every position.

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He is the one with the most natural talent, but we have others that was just as influential like a mountain. He is of course a Chels and PL legend theres no doubt about that. SB is his garden of Eden.

[NikkiCFC 7,942]

10 hours ago, Vesper said:

 

the ones worth keeping 

Thibaut Courtois
Alphonse Areola
Raphaël Varane  
Éder Militão (needs to be upgraded on, he is only backup quality)
Sergio Ramos   (discussed above)
Ferland Mendy
Sergio Reguilón 
Daniel Carvajal   WC, but Hakimi is better, plus Hakimi is not a prick, lolol
Acraf Hakimi (2nd best RB on the planet, unless Kimmich goes back to RB)
Casemiro (Best pure DMF on the planet, except maybe (not yet IMHO, but soon, say in 2 years) Kimmich  
Toni Kroos  still pure class, but he will not be around forever, enjoy him whilst he is still peak or near it
Federico Valverde (superb young CMF, I only rate de Jong as better under 25yo CMF)
Isco
Reinier    
Martin Ødegaard
Eden Hazard
Marco Asensio  
Vinícius Júnior  (seems a semi-bust  so far, but still so young)  
Rodrygo   
Karim Benzema (discussed above)

Only 20 players worth keeping! 

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On 16/06/2020 at 6:16 PM, NikkiCFC said:

Only 20 players worth keeping! 

that is realistic for a 25 man roster

5 new ones in (can be done over 2 windows if need be)

selling the dregs brings in a shit tonne of cash

there is zero fantasy level shite involved (other than if they go for Mbappe, but Real, Barca, and maybe Shitty  are the only teams on the planet  (other than PSG obviously) who could afford him (his price plus his wages), unless Manure go on a wild liquidation spree

3 of those 20 are players back from loan

and they have a shedload to sell to raise cash

10 players

mega package for NUFC if the headchoppers buy the club

250m euros for the lot

£225m

insta injection, some HUGE names

insta marketing for the Geordies
   
CB Nacho Fernández  
LB Marcelo  
RB Álvaro Odriozola
DH DMF Luka Modric
CMF Dani Ceballos
AMF James Rodríguez     
RW Gareth Bale
LW Lucas Vázquez
CF Luka Jovic     
CF Mariano Díaz

clears a fuck tonne of salary too

everyone but Diaz and Vazquez (maybe) is an instant starter, that is how fucked NUFC is

radical times, radical measures

[NikkiCFC 7,942]

Injured again...

[Special Juan 27,422]

A finger nail?

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

Unlucky chap.Should have never left us. Will at least add a title. But i am sure he already misses Chelsea. Would have been a joy to watch him and Pulisic play together.