Spike 12,049 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 WTF? This is hands down the worst derailment incident I've ever witnessed in any forum. For a moment I actually was wondering am I in the wrong thread? Holy shiet Anyway, has anybody already dreamt about Hazard? I saw a dream this night where he absolutely destroyed opponents. I usually don't remember my dreams but his dribblings were pornographic, so it sticked to my mind.That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Oh, shit, I've done it again.Sorry mods. In my defence, I didn't start the off-topic ness, and it was already some 5-6 pages in before I got in on the act! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Oh, shit, I've done it again.Sorry mods.WRONG EVERYTHING WAS FINE TILL I SHOWED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI AM THE BLACK KNIGHT I AM INVINCIBLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap. Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs.For me its the 'destroyed opponents' and 'pornographic' that gives it that image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted.If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Who brought up jobs, money, and other such related topics? I took that further off course by talking about some mates of mine getting dicked about by their bosses. Not quite sure how we got from insulting ireland to money/jobs/suing management; to Liverpool, England being shit, to Liverpool, New South Wales being shit; and finally, to a comprehensive guide on brothels, adult shops and other such things within Liverpool, NSW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers!wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HNKS 508 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can we change the name of this topic to "Eden Hazard + plus random shit when there is no new information about him signing for us". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 The club won't officially announce Hazard's signing until we appoint a manager. It would be wise to avoid Eden backing/praising RDM in his inaugural interview for example, PR disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSunshine 672 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Bourbon Chicken Recipe Ingredients2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces1 -2 tablespoon olive oil1 garlic cloves, crushed1/4 teaspoon ginger3/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes1/4 cup apple juice1/3 cup light brown sugar2 tablespoons ketchup1 tablespoon cider vinegar1/2 cup water1/3 cup soy sauce DirectionsHeat oil in a large skillet.Add chicken pieces and cook until lightly browned.Remove chicken.Add remaining ingredients, heating over medium Heat until well mixed and dissolved.Add chicken and bring to a hard boil.Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.Serve over hot rice and ENJOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I'm pretty sure the last hazard post was page 391 where spike or konohas said 'I can't wait to see him holding a Chelsea shirt' then the other replied ' i can post a pic of me holding a Chelsea shirt if you like' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man.Sloth...Y U SO FUNNY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 I fit in so well with you convicts. I feel like such a criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Bourbon Chicken Recipe Ingredients2 lbs boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size pieces1 -2 tablespoon olive oil1 garlic cloves, crushed1/4 teaspoon ginger3/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes1/4 cup apple juice1/3 cup light brown sugar2 tablespoons ketchup1 tablespoon cider vinegar1/2 cup water1/3 cup soy sauce DirectionsHeat oil in a large skillet.Add chicken pieces and cook until lightly browned.Remove chicken.Add remaining ingredients, heating over medium Heat until well mixed and dissolved.Add chicken and bring to a hard boil.Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.Serve over hot rice and ENJOYOh, God, you made me crack up! Guys, we really need a massive, 4chan style (as in ONE thread for absolutely everything) off topic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HNKS 508 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Ok guys serious topic. Long and thin dicks or short and thick dicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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