Thor 2,717 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 This all happened a couple nights ago when Chelsea beat Newcastle. So, all in all it was a good night. :blue scalf:Two mates and I in the city in bar/pub type thing, and like a bunch of 20-23 year olds naturally we make dares, and plan on talking to girls the whole night. The bartender behind the bar was stunning, and I was the one chosen to go strike up a conversation with her for some bizarre reason (don't usually go for the girls behind the bar, but my friends are idiots).So go there to buy the boys drinks and strike up a conversation. Wouldn't be too hard, there are a lot of staff, and not all seem to be taking drink orders all the time, more just standing around and watching one of the many TV's. Acceptable seeing as their weren't that many people ordering. Anyway, just my luck, the two guys in front of me also try and crack onto her with some cheesy ass lines. So I'm going to be stuck their like any other loser trying to crack onto her haha. Anyway I ask her when she gets off her shift and what she was doing after, etc, not just cheesey pick up lines like the guys infront of me, but shes sees where its going and the intentions, so she was quite short and cold with the answers. There was no one behind me, so it wasn't as if she couldn't spare the time, just blew me off as another guy trying to hit on her. Which is fine, I'm sure she gets it alot. Anyway, the night goes on, and my two mates and I eventually find this group of 3 girls to talk to, and they're good fun and all that. It's around 1am and the bartender girl finally gets off her shift, and after a while she sees me enjoying myself with these other group of girls. At this point she comes over, interrupts our conversation and sits in my lap, and says 'what about me big boy, I thought we were going out'. To which she clearly had said 'no' to before, and when asked what time she got off it was a cold 'I don't know'... After some bouncing around on my lap and some other inappropriate things, she finally leaves and says that I'm no fun. Luckily it didn't ruin my image for the other girls, particularly the one I was keen on, and they had a laugh about it. Is it me, or do some girls just want to ruin fun for guys? I'm not saying all, but you don't see guys doing that kind of thing. We try and pull that off and we're getting kicked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 wait till you get married,,,then you will really learn about women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 wait till you get married,,,then you will really learn about womenlmao!, i bet!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevemayer 764 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 nnice one zolayes.... :eyebrows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Girls are funny all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 2,717 Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 wait till you get married,,,then you will really learn about womenI'm willing to bow down to master once I get married, though now, they are just messing up my shit haha. Girls hate guys having fun if it doesn't involve them it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Always green with jealousy I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 2,717 Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 Always green with jealousy I suppose.Spike you in Brisbane? Go to uni? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Spike you in Brisbane? Go to uni?I will be (hopefully) starting Uni in Brisbane by 2013 after a gap year where I can earn some cash and create a nest egg.Why do you want to go clubbing and get pissed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 2,717 Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 I will be (hopefully) starting Uni in Brisbane by 2013 after a gap year where I can earn some cash and create a nest egg.Why do you want to go clubbing and get pissed?That happens almost every week anyway... lol. Might go for a kick around at the university on Saturday with some mates. Should tag along if you're keen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaChick 430 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 ahaha that made me laugh, what a loser. It was total jealousy because she probably wanted you to keep asking her questions so she could go 'oh this lad was wrecking my head all night' and the fact that you didn't give a shit and went off with other girls pissed her off and made you more attractive. I love this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 1. Most girls that are hot and gorgeus are just plain stupid and immature. Hence the term Bimbo2. Girls like attention. Even if they do not like u they want u to keep hittin on them. It inflates their hollow ego.3. Girls have a tendency to get Jealous more than the guys. If you are trying to hit on a girl an she shows no interest but after a while you hook up with another girl it hurts their ego big time. 4. If you like a girl make sure u hit on her bestfriend. Even ether if she's ugly.5. I hate such games. I prefer to be more direct but girls are complicated and they indulge in such stupid games and hence you are forced to play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 now shon MUST be married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 now shon MUST be marriedAye. She lives in London and her name begins on C. Her fav color is blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldo 868 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 1. Most girls that are hot and gorgeus are just plain stupid and immature. Hence the term BimboWtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaChick 430 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 5. I hate such games. I prefer to be more direct but girls are complicated and they indulge in such stupid games and hence you are forced to play it.Sorry now!! Not all girls are like that, jeepers creepers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluesChick 1,260 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 now shon MUST be marriedyou boys hang out with the wrong women! LOL I can't stand the games women play... or that men play for that matter, don't think that it is unique to one sex or the other, the players are the players and they aren't worth your time. A woman worth your effort will put in an equal amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwylino 329 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 all i gotta say is.__. I dont understand you boys/guys/guy Talk even if i am that genderedI just do not BREAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 all i gotta say is.__. I dont understand you boys/guys/guy Talk even if i am that genderedI just do not BREAD!I'm absolutely confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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