Fulham Broadway 17,317 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Havent seen that Brazilian bloke on here for a whilehttp://www.blackmediascoop.com/2011/09/02/teen-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-straight/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Someone definitely needed to get laid :giggle:R.I.P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,317 Posted September 3, 2011 Author Share Posted September 3, 2011 I usually stop around the 39 mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Hmm I wonder how they'd know the exact number unless he wrote it down somewhere. If it's true though, he's a legend. 42 times in less than 8 hours (I assume) is biologically impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueChelseaBlue 105 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 lmao thats some crazy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I think that's impossible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 How the fuck would they know that lol. 42.... well i suppose it's better than being a serial rapist but ffs don't kill yourself over it. This is the strangest story i think i've read about. Not sure how this would kill u tho, i can understand being a bit.... errr dry? but dead... wow lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray. 217 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 wtf, weird, lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I wonder if he died due to blood loss. I imagine that much friction would destroy all the skin on his old fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 You normally stop when what comes out is either red or black... he probably jizzed out his intestines or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.F. 1,484 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Get a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Damn... that's just mad, how can you be that sexually addicted?, and how can you do it that many times none stop?, however didn't know you could die from it, i just thought it would eventually stop coming out lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin 2,484 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 It's obviously a joke, ffs...I mean, a friend of a friend of a friend of mine does it like 150 times a day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I wonder if he died due to blood loss. I imagine that much friction would destroy all the skin on his old fellow.You get lubes in the market these days....FYI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRiver 1,512 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusek 2,031 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Tougher than Chuck Norris. :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Dont try that at home children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 You get lubes in the market these days....FYINot in Australia, we freestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmax 9,219 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I want to make a joke about this but .... the guy died, so I'll refrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmin 2,484 Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 C'mon, you really think that article is real? I think someone's trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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